Jungle Master

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Happy Birthday to me.

( Grunts )

hey, there's a party

and everyone's invited

Yeah.

oh, oh, well, everyone you know

tonight my house is yours...

- Whoo-hoo!

- ...for one night...

- ( Crash )

- ...I open the door...

...so let's get down...

...get down and dance, oh, yeah

- Oh. Oh. Oh.

- oh, eh, oh

let all your worries go

you don't need them no more

( grunts )

let all your worries go tonight

( giggling )

yeah...

...there's a party

and everyone's invited

- Oh. Oh. Oh.

- oh, oh, call everyone you know

tonight my house is yours

for one night

I open the door

so let's get down

get down and dance, oh, yeah

Whoo!

oh, eh, oh

there's a party and

everyone's invited

oh, oh, oh

( Insects chirping )

Happy Birthday to me.

Ta-dah!

( Giggles )

( Truck backup signal beeping )

( Sighs )

Hmm.

( Whines )

Not a Happy Birthday for me.

( Sighs )

( Car horns honking )

So working's more important than me?

Well, that's it.

She can tell me to my face.

( Seagulls cawing )

Hmm?

( Phones ringing in distance)

( Phones ringing )

( Door opens and closes )

Hey, chief, the corporate stock is down,

way down. We're in big trouble.

Tell me something I don't know.

It's below the issuing price,

and falling.

Call the Department Heads,

meeting in half an hour.

Yes, ma'am. I'll get right on it.

( Rainie's voice ) Mama, mama, someone's

calling you. Answer the phone.

Mama, mama, someone's calling you.

Answer the phone.

Hello. Hi, Rainie.

Why weren't you home yesterday?

And don't tell me you forgot.

It was my birthday.

Oh, I apologize. I'm so busy.

It's been a disaster here every day.

It's the company stock.

I'll make it right with you

as soon as I'm done with this.

I don't care. There's always

something going on.

Your job's more important

to you than I am.

If not, then come down an pick me up.

I'm in front of your building right now.

Excuse me? You mean, you're downstairs?

Oh, my.

You think I'm kidding around?

I'm your daughter.

( Phone ringing )

Hold on. I have to take this call.

Man:
Hey, where's that monkey I need?

Chief:
I'm sorry, sir.

I contacted the supply

house this morning.

They promised it would be

arriving here at any moment.

Why is the chief's daughter here?

Hmm.

Chief:
Straight to the lab?

Yes, sir. I understand.

( Grunting )

I'm less important than a monkey.

( Sighs )

Sorry, dear. I'll send

Justin down for you.

Rainie?

Rainie? Hello?

Justin, I'm sorry,

could you go down and get Rainie?

She's at the front entrance.

Sure. I haven't seen her for a while.

And don't forget the meeting.

Everyone up here in 30 minutes.

But what about Rainie?

- Please, Justin.

- Okay, okay, I'll take care of it.

- Man:
The monkey's here, sir.

- What are you waiting for?

- We need to proceed at once.

- Yes, sir.

I'm the only one with vision.

A bunch of fools.

Dimensional portal experiment 601,

ready to launch.

( Snorting )

I hope this attempt

is finally successful.

I must say, all these failures

have been pretty frustrating.

But no matter, it will all be

worth it, once

I'm holding that new D.N.A. in my hand.

Then I will have saved the company

and everyone will be so thrilled.

Can't you speed it up?

Every minute that goes by

is costing me a fortune.

Failure is unacceptable here.

Oh my gosh, I'm talking to myself.

( Computer beeping )

( Chattering )

Come on now, hold still.

Don't run. Oh.

Oh, brother. This is ridiculous.

What is the matter with you?

Oh, that's it.

You think you can run? You're wrong.

Where do you think you're going?

I showed you.

( Buzzes )

I'll never forgive you, Mama.

Never, ever, ever.

Never.

That's what I'm gonna do.

I'll just run away from home.

She'll miss me when I'm gone.

Huh? What in the world is that?

A meteor? It can't be a U.F.O.

Well, whatever you are,

help me get away from here.

( Exclaiming )

She's gone.

What are you talking about, "she"?

What's happening here?

We didn't send the monkey.

We accidentally sent chief Warren's

daughter through the dimension.

I don't care. It doesn't matter to me...

...who we sent through.

I only care that the transmission

was successful.

( Exclaims )

Ouch. That really hurt.

Where am I?

( Birds chirping )

Huh?

Uh, never seen this place before.

( Gasps )

Whoa.

Wow.

Wow.

( Gasps ) Cool.

Oh.

Hmm? Hey.

( Chuckles )

I hope I'm not imagining all this.

( Gasps )

Wow.

( Geese honking )

What?

Oh, where in the world am I?

Oh.

- ( Thud )

- ( Gasps )

( Whimpers )

( Roaring )

Mama.

( Sighs )

( Knocks on door )

- Where's Rainie?

- I couldn't find her.

All I saw out there was her bike.

Oh, she's determined to upset me.

Where could she have gone?

Don't worry. I found her phone.

It'll be okay.

I was the same way.

When I was upset, I'd go hide.

Usually it was somewhere in the house.

You should go home and check on her.

Go ahead. We'll be fine here.

I'm sure she's someplace safe.

My town's been invaded by a monster!

( Panting )

( Sighs )

Is it gone? It was awful.

This place is turning out

to be really creepy.

( Gasps )

( Thudding footsteps )

( Growling )

( Roars )

( Chuckles )

- Gotta go.

- Oh!

Who are you?

No time to explain.

You run that way. I'll distract it.

That thing's pretty fast.

Don't worry. Just run.

Hey, big mouth,

you think you can catch me?

Well, come on, give it a try.

You have bad breath. I don't

know what you've been eating,

but it isn't gonna be me.

Hey, can't he follow directions?

What's happening?

I thought he was gonna distract

him, not send him after me.

Rainie:
Help! Somebody help me!

He would have swallowed me whole.

( Panting )

( Roar )

( Whimpers )

Oh.

Thank goodness I was able

to get away from him.

Now, wonder what happened

to that strange blue boy.

Watch out!

Oh.

Rainie:
Monsters are

popping up everywhere.

( Chuckles )

- What are you doing?

- ( Roars )

Play time. Let's go.

( Panting )

We should be safe here.

Oh, boy. That was weird.

I haven't run that much in... ever.

I'm walking from now on.

Hey, can you get up?

Hmm? Uh...

Thanks. You're a pal.

Oh!

( Male voice ) The main course

you brought back last time

was very stringy and tough on the teeth.

But this one looks quite mouthwatering,

kind of small, but I think

there's enough to fill us up.

It was really hard to catch.

Let's not cut it into cubes this time.

I think we should throw

the whole thing in the pot.

- It's so tender and fresh.

- They're gonna eat me.

I think the best thing

we can do is steam it.

I've got to get out of here.

Ah, very good, my dear,

just in time. You finally woke up.

( Both chuckle )

Get away from me! I'm not your dinner!

- I know kung fu!

- You got this all wrong.

I just wanted to tell you that dinner

will be steamed, not fried.

Dinner is served, hot and steamed.

I don't eat meat. I like veggies.

- Glad to see you're all right.

- Wait a minute.

You're the one who knocked me out.

Why did you do that?

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