Justin and the Knights of Valour Page #5

- How come you fight so well?

- I have older brothers.

Sounds like a lovely family.

- Hey, you need a sidekick?

- I'm not a knight, remember?

Listen, if Sir Flippin' the Chicken-hearted

in there, can pretend to be a knight,

- Don't even try.

- You can't give up.

- Did you see us back there?

- I've let everyone down.

- Even Lara.

- Who's Lara?

The lady I wanted to dedicate my deeds to.

I promised I would go back to her

coming of age party. And give her back her sock.

- Her... sock?

- Why a sock?

It's a long story. - Strange boy.

I wanted to come back a knight,

and I'm coming back a loser.

You have to go. But not by yourself.

With a wizard and a girl like me

on your arm you'll get your princess.

Ladies and gentlemen, Master Justin and...

- Talia.

- And...

Melquiades, Supreme Sorcerer and

Master of the Magic Arts.

- Ladies and...

- Wait, wait. And Corolios..

- Herald of the Dark Light.

- I don't remember this in my contract.

- You said that she was rich but...

- I think her family invented money.

- There!

- I told you he'd be here.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Lady Lara Brazenhead and her partner the brave...

the incomparable...

the celebrated...

the really awesome... - Yeah!

And the modest...

Sir Clorex!

Good boy, good boy, well done.

- How could she?

- They make a perfect couple.

Hi, hi! I know, I know.

- Hi, Lara...

- Lara, darling.

You're here? How lovely to see you.

So, you and the waitress huh?

She looks better without the hat.

May I?

Angel!

- You look beautiful.

- I know.

Long time no see. Who's your date?

- Her name's Talia.

- She suits you.

And her outfit is perfect for every occasion.

- You look good, though.

- I've been working out.

- What did she say?

- She says you're quirky.

Sorry. D'you think she's jealous yet?

- Oh, yeah.

- Sorry again.

And to my next trick I need a volunteer,

To send him into another dimension.

Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. Wait.

For your pleasure, coming to us directly from performing

in the court of Franz The Fickle. Oww!

I present to you the Sota Brothers.

What the hell?

Power and Style. Yes!

Ugh! Clowns. I hate clowns.

If you need me, I'll be at the dessert table.

I need something strong.

Tonight is going to be a night of spectacle,

of excitement and...

audience participation. I'm looking for some help.

A willing victim, if you like.

The amazing Miss Lara.

What? She's not going anywhere.

Oh! And you are?

The one who will defend his lady to the death.

- Oh, how noble!

- Come on, Justin, it's just a game.

Do you like my ring?

Welcome to the circus. Chocolate. Straight.

- Let me go, you brute!

- Let her down!

- Get away from my son.

- Dad! No, dad, they'll kill you.

- Release my son.

- Boys, do as the lawyer says.

Ah, what perfect skin!

If daddy wants his pretty little daughter

to grace a beauty salon again.

The ransom is 10,000 gold coins. He has 48 hours.

- Finally! Sir Clorex!

- Sir Clorex? A Knight?

My hero! Oh, my knight in shining armour.

You said there weren't any knights in the kingdom.

- Let's go.

- No, we need the girl for the plan.

He may be a knight but he is facing three brave soldiers

who are undaunted by him. - Mom!

Oh! This is so unprofessional.

And don't come back!

Or you'll taste the sharp edge of my sword.

My sword, I mean.

Hey! Come here! Imbeciles!

- Justin.

- Sorry Justin, let me help you.

- Dad, I'm all right.

- So, this is Sir Justin.

Yes, I would be safe with you.

I think daddy was right, Justin,

You should go to Law School.

But not with me.

The monks were right.

Please, Dad. Just take me home.

Did you see them run?

Just seeing you, made them run away.

I know. I have that effect on people.

I I've never felt so...

so... insulted in my life.

- Insulted?

- Ten thousand coins?

My father would have paid much more.

- You know my family invented...

- Money, yes, so you keep saying.

My father could have paid a hundred thousand.

Maybe more. Maybe a million.

A million? A what? Un, dos, tres, quatro, cinco...

- Five zeroes?

- Actually six... darling.

Are you okay?

- This is new.

- Oh, yes, new. I am kidnapping you.

- No!

- No, I'm just kidding.

- Oh, I like this. Don't stop.

- No, I'm not.

Noble steed, take us far away from here.

Not that way!

Not that way!

Sinners never sleep. Wake up, please, with me

I don't want to be alone Take my heart as yours

The hands are pulling me down No sound, I'm drowned

Be, got to be myself, I got to be

Got to be myself, no one else.

Got to be, got to be myself For a while

Calm down. We'll find the girl.

How? Your haven't even started searching yet.

First, the missing person report must be filed.

- She'll be dead by then.

- Somebody go get Sir Clorex.

He'll do something.

- Justin?

- Better close the window.

Justin, I looked for you at the party but...

Where are you going?

Where I should have gone in the first place, Law School.

Just in case you haven't heard,

Lady Lara Moneybags has been kidnapped after all.

- You made an oath to her, Justin.

- My son is going to Law School.

- The justice officers will take care of that.

- Yeah. I can see that.

- I can't allow it.

- Dad, somebody has to save her.

- It's too dangerous.

- I have to do this.

- Son...

- Please, don't try to stop me.

I won't.

I'll be careful. And I'll be back.

After the party, those three must have come back for her.

I see the girl. In a... dark tower!

But, there is something more. I see a dark army.

The apocalypse is upon us!

- You have such little faith.

- I believe you, my friend.

Come on. Lead the way.

Me?

- Oh, great! Now we're lost.

- Are you blaming me for being lost?

Well, who else can I blame?

You're the one who got us lost.

Why didn't you ask somebody?

Who is there to ask in this godforsaken place?

- A rock, you fool?

- How much further now?

Just... he-he... jus-just let me try.

After exiting the tunnel, turn right.

Now, turn right.

- Now, turn right.

- Mel, Mel...

Mel, stop!

Recalculating route.

- You're sure we're not lost?

- Ah, I see two waterfalls.

Let me use my power.

- Between the two, I see a dark tower.

- What?

So, this is working for you, is it?

Why would he drag her up here?

I don't know. I just see what I see with my third eye.

You can't see anything with that eye. It's painted on.

There!

Yeah!

You have reached your destination.

Come on.

- Melquiades...

- Stop, don't step on my map. Be careful.

This is Reticulum.

- No, beware, this is Ganymede.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh. No.

- Oh, this is a mere stone.

If it gets dark and we're not back,

you must warn them at the village.

No-no-no-no. I have a better idea.

I shall summon the winged fire beast.

The creature of flames which waits

in the bowels of the earth for my call.

Now I feel much better. But just in case...

- If something happens, warn the village.

- Okay. Telepathically or in person?

- So cool!

- Would you stop doing that?

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