K-911 Page #2

I just want to say that I see

real potential in your work.

[ Devon ]

Potential ? Really ?

[ Tracy ] Oh, yeah.

He's been a cop a long time.

Maybe he can help you

with some of that cop stuff.

[ Devon ] Would you ?

[ Dooley ] Well, yeah, sure.

You okay, honey ?

[ Tracy ]

I'll be fine. I'll be back

in a few minutes. Excuse me.

[ Devon ]

Tracy told me

you read my manuscript.

[ Dooley ]

Yeah, I did.

I didn't read the whole thing.

I read the first

and the last chapter.

That's really

all I had time for.

[ Devon ]

The first and last chapters ?

[ Dooley ] I g otta tell ya,

uh, it's--

it wasn't really that real.

[ Devon ] It wasn't real ?

[ Dooley ] No, it wasn't real.

I didn't believe a lot of the--

all that cop stuff you

have in there-- the shootouts

and the bank robbery.

That's not really

how it happens.

[ Devon ] It wasn't real ?

[ Dooley ] That's all ri ght.

It's your first attempt, man.

Don't worry about it.

You'll g et there.

- [ Woman ]

Any loss of appetite ?

- No, I'm eatin' pretty well.

- Not you, the dog.

- Oh, uh--

No, he's fine.

- Okay, I'm g onna increase

the speed and incline.

- Why ?

[ Thuds ]

Well, that's the standard

test for canines, Detective.

Oh.

[ Jerry Lee Whining ]

What ?

I can hold the handrail.

H umans can hold the handrail.

All right,

all right, all right.

Have you noticed

any chang es in him ?

Yeah, he doesn't chase

the little chuck wag on across

the kitchen floor anymore.

Any loss of hearing

or smell ?

Well, that depends on

what you mean by ''any.''

Well, maybe sometimes,

a little bit.

Well, there's nothing

wrong with your dog.

Really ?

He's just suffering

from the effects of aging.

You should slow

him down a bit.

Why ?

Would you send

your grandfather out

to try and do your job ?

I wouldn't send my grandfather

to microwave popcorn.

So why would you

send out Jerry Lee ?

'Cause my grandfather's too old.

- So is Jerry Lee.

- What do you mean ?

Look at him. He looks great.

Do you know that

do gs are leading long er

and healthier lives these days ?

Where did you hear that ?

Seminar. At night.

I try to better myself.

Oh, you're trying

to better yourself ?

Maybe you should g et a checkup.

You've g ot high blood pressure.

Your face is bright red.

That is

a drinking problem !

Well, what do you know ?

You're a vet.

You both need to be

on special diets.

The same one ?

No. You should be on

a low-fat, low-sodium diet.

The dog needs to be

on a senior maintenance

meal plan.

[ Whining )

What the hell's that ?

Lamb and rice

for older dogs.

It might give him some

flatulence for a week or so,

but nothing to worry about.

[ Sighs )

Nothing for you to worry about.

I g otta live with the damn dog.

You trying to be funny ?

No.

I forg ot my wallet,

so can I write a check ?

Do I g et

any free samples ?

[ Jerry Lee Whining ]

Senior maintenance.

Hey, your day.

You checked out great.

You just, uh--

You're out of shape.

[ Whines )

C ome out here

on the floor

Let's rock some more

C ome out here

on the floor

Honey, let's rock some more

[ Vomiting )

Now, when you g et out here

Don't you have no fear

Put your hands on your hips

Come on. Let's g o.

And let your backbone slip

And work out

Ahh, my mama moved up

First step

Honey moved back

Second step

Shuffle to the left

Third step

Travel to the ri ght

Come on. Let's jump.

Now it's plain to see

You put a hurtin'on me

But it's a natural fact

Hah, I like it like that

So work out

Yeah, baby, work out

[ Barking )

Work it, baby

Work it out

Baby, work out

Work it, baby

Work it out

Aah, baby, work out

Work it, baby, work it out

Shout and tell

It's comin'out

Work it, baby

Work out

Work out, work out

Work out, work out

Work all ni ght long

Yeah, yeah

[ Skipped item nr. 250 ]

[ Grunts )

Come on !

Hey, hey.

Come here, you.

Come on.

[ Barking )

Come on. J ust do it.

Work it out

Aah

Ow ! Ow !

Baby, runnin'down the hall

Don't you know

Don't you know

'Round and 'round we g o

Where we stop

Nobody knows

Yeah

The band is swingin'

on the stand, we're movin'in

we're movin'out

I think we'll step back now

and end this dance

with a shout

So work out

Now when I tell you to shout

I want you to jump at it

Come on !

[ Jerry Lee Whining ]

Yeah, yeah, baby

Let's shout

Shout, baby, shout, shout

Honey, let's shout

J ump, jump, jump !

Aah, baby, let's shout

Shout, baby, shout, shout

Yeah

and turn it out, baby

Hey !

What are you doing

on my spot ?

[ Whining )

That's my spot.

Here.

[ Whines )

That'll make

you feel better.

You all right ?

What's the matter

with your lamb and rice ?

You don't like it ?

Here.

H uh ? Here.

How's that ?

Nothin', huh ?

[ Telephone Ringing ]

But this

is g ood for us.

Think we should

work out every day.

- Very tribal.

- [ Ringing C ontinues ]

Yeah, some insurance company

you are. I called the office

three hours ag o about my car--

Hey ! Jeez !

Jerry Lee !

Come here.

Lie down. Down.

[ Man )

I just saved you

300 calories.

- Who is this ?

- You should be drinking

light beer.

Less filling,

and it won't slow you down.

And Dooley,

you better pay attention to

the ''won't slow you down'' part.

I could have beat you

running backwards, old man.

- What do you want ?

- Don't tell me you haven't

figured it out yet, Detective.

Three times

in three weeks, Dooley.

I could have taken you out

anytime I wanted.

I want you to know how

it feels to have someone else

control your destiny.

Jerry, down !

How it feels to have

someone else destroy your life.

What do you want ?

It's hard to lose

a loved one.

Isn't it, Dooley ?

But then, sometimes life

just has a way...

of kicking you in the face,

just when you think

you've g ot it made.

Hey, why don't you

come in.

You and I, we can have

a beer, we can chat.

And then

I'll bust your ass.

You're in no position,

literally, to start

playin' bad guy, Dooley.

- [ Growling, Barking ]

- [ Motorcycle Engine Revving ]

[ Dooley )

...about my car.

Hey ! Jeez !

Jerry Lee ! Come here.

''Chapter Six. Spoon-fed

information by our hero,

'' Detective Dooley finally

figures out he is the targ et.

'' But he still

has no idea why.

[ Dooley's Voice ] Who is this ?

Life is about to g et

a little more real.''

[ Man On Tape )

I could have beat you

running backwards, old man.

Don't tell me you haven't

figured it out yet, Detective.

Three times

in three weeks, Dooley.

I could have taken you out

anytime I wanted.

[ Dooley )

Well, at least we know now

we're being set up.

Now, if we could just keep

Byers off our back.

You let me

do the talkin', huh ?

[ Jerry Lee Growls )

Oh, am I sore.

[ Groans )

Okay.

[ Dooley ]

How are you feelin' ?

C ome here.

[ Barking ]

C ome on. Stay with me.

You know what, Jerry Lee ?

That vet was wrong.

We're not g etting old.

We're g etting sexier

and better and wiser.

[ Barks )

[ Chattering )

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