K-911 Page #4

or performing

any bodily functions

in or about my car.

N umber two:
You always

sit in the back seat.

N umber three:

Never give me any lip.

- [ Growling )

- That's neg otiable.

That's neg otiable.

J ust relax.

Jerry Lee, watch him.

Ticket ! Look at that !

I think she follows

me around.

J ust put it in

the glove compartment.

Dooley !

How many parking tickets

do you have ?

Put 'em in the glove compartment

and shut it.

Do you know how to park a car ?

Shut it !

[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]

U gh, I'm g onna need

a tetanus shot from

just sitting in this car.

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Dooley ]

We're g oing to Harry Stipe's.

We're g oing to arrest him,

and you'll never have

to see me again, all ri ght ?

Fine.

[ Dooley ] Your do g likes

to look through windows ?

He attacks through windows.

[ Dooley ]

Yeah, but can he sing ?

[ Welles ] What ?

Jerry Lee can sing.

[ Chuckling )

Yeah, right.

[ Dooley )

Home, home on the rang e

[ Jerry Lee Howling )

Hear that ? Come on, Jerry Lee.

Where the buffalo--

[ Howling Continues )

[ Welles ]

I'm tellin'ya, he's not

the guy we're lookin'for.

And how would you know that ?

Because he doesn't

fit the profile.

Profile.

[ Clears Throat )

Welles,

this is a profile.

A profile is only g ood

when you're trying

to narrow down suspects.

We need a list

of suspects first.

It's not him.

Okay, then.

Stay in the car.

And you too. You stay.

Jerry Lee ? Let's g o.

[ Growling )

We are not staying

in the car.

- Don't look at me like that.

- Look at you like what ?

Not you.

H im.

I g ot a weapon.

I'll use it.

We are trained K-9 officers.

We don't do ''stay in the car.''

Why don't you...

and your little puppy

g o in through the back ?

He's not a puppy.

And why do we have to g o in

the back ? Why don't you ?

We don't do back doors.

Come on !

[ Barking ]

[ Muttering In Dutch ]

[ Shouts In Dutch ]

Wow.

Look at this.

You know, I hear

they're converting this

to condos ?

If we take some out

of your money market fund,

we can buy one of these

and use it as a rental.

I hear conversions

can be a great investment.

Condos and--Jesus !

[ Jerry Lee Barks ]

I mean, Jesus,

I'm glad you're here.

Watch our backs, please.

[ C ouple Yelling ]

All right, Jerry Lee.

Time to g o to work.

Wait up.

Come on.

[ Yelling C ontinues

In Forei gn Languag e ]

[ Softly )

Jerry Lee.

This is Harry Stipe's.

Remember ? Come here.

[ Whispers )

Sit down.

[ Whining ]

Where is she now ?

We should have went around back.

[ Barking ]

[ Man Groaning ]

What's the matter, Harry ?

I hit ya ?

[ Harry ]

You son of a b*tch !

You ruined my best pants, man !

Ooh, you g ot

a potty-mouth there, buddy !

You kiss your mom

with that mouth ?

Throw out the shotgun,

and any other weapons.

And don't forg et any.

[ Thumping ]

I g ot Jerry Lee

here with me.

You know what he'll do

if he finds them !

[ Thumping, Crashing ]

Hey, listen, man.

You just keep that dog

away from me, all right ?

I don't want to deal

with Jerry Lee again, man.

You know, last time we met,

it wasn't a g ood thing.

Jesus, Harry.

- What, are you planning

to g o back to night school ?

- I need a little protection.

You know what

I'm saying, man ?

Is that everything ?

[ Jerry Lee Growling ]

Yeah.

- Okay, Jerry Lee.

- [ Barking Fiercely )

- Oh ! Oh ! Hey, man, you g et

that dog away from me, man.

- Back it up, Harry.

Easy, Jerry Lee.

Easy. Check it out.

Back up, Harry.

Hold it ri ght there.

[ Stipe ]

Easy, do ggie. Calm down.

Shh !

So, where you been

lately, Harry ?

Shootin' at armored cars ?

Makin' midnight calls ?

[ Welles ] Z eus !

- What ?

- Step away

from the window, Harry.

- H uh ?

- The window, Harry.

Step away.

All right, man.

- [ Shrieking )

- [ Whimpering )

- So, where were you yesterday ?

- What do you mean, man ?

I was right here.

- Don't lie to me, Harry.

- I'm not lyin' to you, man.

Look, you see this ?

It's not a social beeper.

It's a house arrest bracelet.

It's like a LoJack on my leg.

It g oes off,

everybody's here.

Cops, SWAT team,

my parole officer, everybody !

A-All ri ght, okay.

Let me see your parole papers.

I'm really happy you're here,

man, I g otta tell you.

And you too.

They're out there

and they want to kill me.

They want to kill me.

Here you g o, give it to him.

[ Shudders )

Ooh ! Hey, easy.

- Thank you, Jerry.

- Hey, man, you know what ?

- I want to thank you

for putting my brother in.

- Where'd you g et the gun ?

Oh !

They were here

when I moved in !

Oh, really ? I didn't see

the sign when I came in:

'' Free cable and ammo.''

- Oh, yeah. There's a sign.

-Jerry Lee ?

Fat Tommy, man.

Fat Tommy g ot 'em for me.

I thought you couldn't

leave the place.

He delivers.

So, if he didn't

make it in 30 minutes,

you g et free ammo ?

Hey, you know,

I didn't think about that.

- Fat Tommy g et

military weapons too ?

- Oh, yeah. M ilitary stuff.

He's g ot everything, man.

He's g ot a big-time supplier.

- Who ?

- I don't know.

- Police, freeze !

- Aah !

I heard gunshots !

Wait. Where's my dog ?

- Dog ? What dog ?

- [ Whining )

[ ''Pretty Woman '']

Great instincts, Dooley.

So, what now, big guy ?

[ Dooley ]

You know, after battle,

do gs and men like a treat.

Jerry Lee was g ood,

so he g ets a treat !

Walkin'down the street

Pretty woman

The kind I like to meet

Where's he g oin' ?

U h, he knows

it's treat time.

I don't believe you

You're not the truth

No one could look

as g ood as you

- Mercy

- I can't believe you're g oing

to feed your dog this.

Surest way to kill him

is with this garbag e.

He should be eating nothing

but senior maintenance.

You know what ? I tried that

senior maintenance. I liked it.

I mean, with a beer.

- [ Whimpering )

- Pretty woman

I don't have any money.

I forg ot my wallet

at the station.

You g ot $ 30 on you ?

Figures. Yes.

- And you're lonely

just like me

- [ Whining )

[ Imitates Growl ]

[ Z eus Barking ]

Hey !

What's with your dog ?

What ? He's fine.

- I don't think he likes me.

- [ Barking )

What ? What's

with this guy ?

He has to g o to the rest room.

Oh.

Oh, to be a dog.

Ex cuse us.

Pretty woman

give your smile to me

No, no.

He wants some privacy.

Do you mind ?

The dog ?

The dog.

Thank you.

I like it

myself sometimes.

- Pretty woman, look my way

- Excuse me ? Excuse me.

Have you seen

a white poodle ?

White ?

Mm-hmm.

[ I nhales Deeply )

No. Mm-mm.

I'll treat you ri ght

H urry up !

- [ Jerry Lee Whining ]

- Where's your dog ?

-Jerry Lee ? Jerry Lee !

- [ Panting ]

- Be mine toni ght

- Hey, what languag e is it

that you speak to that dog ?

Dutch.

He was trained

in the Netherlands.

Oh, the Netherlands !

'Scuse me !

Jerry Lee

was trained in Oxnard.

You know, the best K-9 do gs

come from Oxnard.

I could learn so much

from you, Dooley.

God, I hate it

when people don't pick up

after their dogs !

Breed their dogs

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