K-911 Page #6

- Ah, what is life

if not to dance !

- [ Screams )

[ Growling, Barking ]

[ Man Screaming ]

- What kind of piece you usin' ?

- 9mm, standard issue.

- Yeah, I could set you up

with something special.

- Yeah ?

Tell me about

that M- 1 6 retrofit.

[ Chuckles ]

Little too pricey

for you, Dooley.

- You g ot any names ?

- I didn't ask it !

- You know what he looked like ?

- I wasn't looking at his face,

I was looking at the money.

I'm sure he looked

like your averag e,

creepy kind of gun nut.

- A lot like you !

- Well, Phil, you're g onna

need that sense of humor...

when they lock you away

for the rest of your life...

wearin' that

cute little sun dress.

[ Whispers )

Okay.

[ Whining )

[ Screaming )

You cook too ?

A lot of takeout.

Cuff him.

Call for backup.

I'm g oin'after Phil.

Come on, Jerry Lee.

Oh-oh-oh, man !

Down ! Down !

My car !

Move, move, move, move,

move, move, move !

Down !

[ Jerry Lee Barking ]

My car !

Oh, no.

Not the running thing again.

Come on !

[ Sighs )

Yeah, yeah.

Look at that.

Look at that bike.

[ Grunts )

Come on, come on !

- Drop the gun !

- I can't.

[ Dutch )

- [ Growling )

- [ Jerry Lee Barking ]

Jerry Lee ?

Where are you ?

[ Dooley ]

Jerry Lee !

Oh ! Oh !

Holy sh*t !

[ Groaning )

[ Groans )

You're under arrest !

You have the right

to remain unconscious.

Anything you dream

will be held against you

in a court of law.

[ Barking ]

It's about time

you g ot here, Jerry Lee !

Jerry Lee ?

Everything okay ?

Yeah.

Jerry Lee's fine.

He only drinks water

every couple days.

J ust like a camel.

Probably on

his father's side.

That's an interesting trait.

It's very efficient too.

He pees all at once.

Is your dog on steroids

or something ?

No. Why ?

I've never seen a dog

like that not pant.

He's not tired.

How old is Jerry Lee ?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, how long have

you two been tog ether ?

It's the long est relationship

I've ever had.

You've g ot everything

tied up here,

so we've g ot

a couple of personal things

to take care of.

Come on.

Come on.

[ Man ]

Ah, too bad, Dooley.

Where are the marshmallows ?

Can somebody

give me a ride ?

[ Sighs )

Oh, this is a hill !

Ohh.

[ Grunting )

Ah, this is too much.

Phew !

You know, this isn't

a bad mode of transportation,

Jerry Lee.

No gasoline, no insurance.

No parking tickets.

I g otta g et

a little carriag e seat

for you in the back, though.

Hard day, huh, Jer ?

[ Whines )

A lot of action today.

Hey. Come here.

Come up on my spot.

You can sit up

on my spot.

Attaboy.

There you g o.

I just love ya

the way you are.

Good dog.

Powerful dog.

Handsome dog.

Pretty dog.

[ Whining )

Yeah.

Hey, you want

some chili ?

Oh, you want

more brush ?

You want some chili ?

I can make you some chili.

Got pretty ears.

Look at your ears,

how pretty they are.

Look at that.

You're so handsome.

[ Alarm Beeping )

[ Slaps Radio,

Alarm Stops ]

[ Truck Motor Rumbling ]

Hmm.

[ Glass, Metal Crashing ]

Hey ! Hey !

Hey, that's my car.

No, no, no, no.

It's not junk.

It's not junk.

Hold on, hold on,

hold on, hold on !

Get this thing out of here.

No, no. Not my car.

Get this garbag e truck

out of here !

Back it, back it.

Back it. Back it up.

U p ! U p ! U p !

Look, I just had it

towed back here.

What the hell

do you think you're doin' ?

My car !

For cryin' out loud.

A ticket !

[ Whistling ]

Jerry Lee ?

[ Continues Whistling )

Hey, Jer ?

Made your

favorite coffee.

Half cream,

three tablespoons

of sugar.

Good morning to you

Good morning to you

Hey, Jer.

I think it's a g ood idea

you stay home today.

Take a nap.

Get a little rest.

I'm g onna put on

some videos for ya.

There, look, I g ot,

uh-- I g ot Beethoven,

your favorite.

The original.

Jer ?

[ Dooley ]

Oh, Jer.

[ Sighs )

Jerry Lee ?

What are you doing ?

[ Whimpers Softly )

We can't g o in this car.

[ Whimpers )

Jerry Lee, you can't g o.

You can't g o to work

with me today.

Jerry Lee, come on.

Go inside.

Go inside.

Oh, you're playing

M r. Deaf, are ya ?

Do you want a time-out ?

You want a time-out ?

Fine.

Time-out !

Time-out's over.

Now you're grounded.

You are grounded, young man.

You g o up into your room,

no music, no TV,

no Beethoven, no park !

You g otta g o to the bathroom ?

Backyard for you.

Backyard !

Come on !

I'm g onna count to three,

and if you're not upstairs,

in that room,

you're in big trouble.

[ Whines )

One.

[ Motorcycle Approaching ]

Two.

Two and a half.

Three !

Fine !

[ Barks ]

Fine, g o !

Run away,

M r. I ndependent,

I-Don't-Need-M r. Dooley !

Go on, Jerry Lee !

Go with your friends !

- Sure, grass is greener

on the other side, huh ?

- Who are you yelling at ?

-Jerry Lee.

- Why ?

Oh, M r. Big Shot

decided to run away.

All right, so,

jump in the car.

We'll g o look for him.

Z eus will seek him out.

No, no, no, no.

He has to come to me.

That's the prodigal son.

He's g otta g o and come back.

I would be doing him damag e

if I went and chased him

down the street.

I am not g onna do it.

[ Whistling )

Jerry Lee ?

He's just been actin'

so weird.

Did he ever

run away before ?

No.

He's very sensitive.

Just like you.

I'm not sensitive.

He's sensitive. I'm--

[ Barking )

I'm just moody.

[ Dooley )

Jerry Lee !

Well, maybe Byers is ri ght.

Maybe Jerry Lee

just can't cut it anymore.

Byers said that ?

- Yeah, more than once.

- So, that's why

he assi gned us to you.

Yep.

Where is he g oing ?

[ Barking )

[ Dooley )

There he is !

[ Welles ]

In front of

the storag e building.

Jerry Lee !

Jerry Lee,

what are you doing ?

I'm sorry, Jerry Lee.

Did I hurt your feelings ?

What's with you ?

He's not running away, Dooley.

He wants you to follow him.

[ Jerry Lee Barking ]

Z eus, come !

I think he's on to something.

I hate stairs.

Jerry Lee ?

What do you g ot ?

He's keying in on something.

[ Whimpering )

Okay.

Okay, Jerry Lee,

back off.

Move out of the way.

What are you doing ?

I'm picking the lock.

We do it all the time.

That's what worries me.

[ Sighs )

You have a better idea ?

Yes.

One of us will stake out

the room from across the hall,

the other will g o g et a warrant.

Jerry Lee and I

do not do warrants.

Or back doors.

What else don't you do ?

We don't do flavored coffee.

We don't do aroma therapy.

We don't do raw fish.

Normally known as sushi.

Yes, we don't do that.

We don't do tofu.

We don't do collag en.

We don't do colonics.

We don't do e-mail.

We don't do head shrinkers,

group therapy, social workers.

We don't do

cute little doggy outfits.

We don't do shopping.

We don't do Near Beer

or little speedos.

Thank God.

And we don't do sporks.

I g et the point.

I'll g et the warrant.

Don't touch the lock.

[ Jerry Lee Whines ]

And we don't do, ''Ooh, is that

a pimple on your back ?

Can I squeeze it ?''

[ Z eus Barks ]

Jerry Lee, she didn't say

we can't touch that lock.

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