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My wife looks as pretty as Armi.

No way!

- Just take a look.

I've seen her.

Give me a break.

She hardly looks like a woman.

Helsinki tower, Finnair 405.

Helsinki tower, Finnair 405.

We've been hijacked.

What now?

Don't have a clue.

It must be a joke.

- I don't think so.

Let's see if the manual has

any operating procedures. Step aside!

What the hell is going on?

It's the Russkies!

They're coming now.

No entry!

God damn, stop the kicking.

God damn it!

Are you the one kicking the door?

Don't stare at me. Get out of here!

I'm in charge here now.

Get the hell out!

Go and serve some f***ing drinks.

Bloody women...

You just fly the f***ing plane.

Something is not right.

Did you see how they smile?

What?

- They were smiling.

The stewardesses.

Just like in a parody.

Help! Help me!

Another brave Finn.

Help!

Must be from the Hicksville.

Lieutenant Merivaara.

Today?

You mean now?

Roger that.

Ranin!

Well...

Something has happened.

How do we deploy the SWAT team?

- On Easter?

How much fuel

do we have left?

1500 kilos.

Is that a lot?

- Less than one hour flight time.

That's not good.

How about putting away the gun?

- You just fly the plane.

We fly as long as we have fuel.

Then we go down.

And no sudden movements.

Otherwise we crash down.

And the cabin crew must

shut up about this.

They can say...

Well, invent something.

Dear passengers.

Due to technical problems

in the landing gear -

we prepare for an emergency landing.

Fasten your seat belts

and put out your cigarettes.

Stay calm and

follow the instructions.

There is no imminent danger.

How come there's no panic?

Like in the movies?

They're all Finns.

- And a couple of Swedes.

Captain?

- Yes?

Notify the air traffic control...

I want a lawyer at the airport.

We need a lawyer to the airport.

Advocate Baum.

Peter or Martin Baum?

Both are lawyers.

Martin. - Martin Baum.

Copy that.

We'll try to reach him.

Try to f***in' find him!

- We are trying.

We are going to die.

Lamminparras,

first name Aarno.

All background information.

Finnair 405, any luck

with the lawyer?

The numbers don't answer.

- Get a bloody lawyer!

We are trying all the time.

Finnair 405, come in.

We need a phone call to Oulu.

ASAP.

Lamminparras.

The guy in the plane

might be so crazy -

that he'll blow up

the whole thing.

God damn it. Are there no

lawyers in this country?

My impression is that they

are trying to contact them.

Not one of your better days.

Two rounds to go

and still no points.

Pena, it's for you.

It's the police.

Marttinen.

I am.

I see.

OK.

Well, what else can I do?

Goodbye.

What have you done?

Police searching for you?

On a public holiday?

A Finnair plane has

been hijacked.

Right.

- The hijacker wants a lawyer.

I'd do the same. - I was the

only one they could reach.

The dogs are on the field.

Pull up! Pull Up!

God damn,

that was a good kick!

A completely unnecessary hazard.

We are so low on fuel

we have to go down.

I know all that.

Don't nag at me.

Nagging all the time.

Very well, Captain.

Let's go down.

Helsinki-Vantaa

Time 17.05

405, follow to the

parking space 203.

Just keep on moving.

Drive around in circles.

This is 405...

Can't we go any faster?

- There is a speed limit.

Just step on it.

I have a special permission

from the Ministry of Interior.

Cabin crew!

I need to get out!

Right away. An important

press conference!

Just a moment.

Things are all right.

The Captain will let us know.

Gentlemen. The Minister of

Traffic is here to take over.

Nothing will happen

without her approval.

Good afternoon, all of you.

And Happy Easter.

Who could brief me

what this is all about?

We have to stop

in order to refuel.

Can't you do that

on the move?

Unfortunately not.

- I see.

That's not good.

That's bad.

Wait a second.

Stay right there.

OK. Let's get the fuel.

How many passengers onboard?

- Most of them men.

That's bad. That's bad.

That's not good.

When we stop, all the men

will get out. Kids also.

But the engines won't stop.

To keep the dogs out.

OK...

Dear passengers,

this is the co-pilot.

This is a situation report.

Let's prepare to exit the plane.

Gentlemen only.

I'm not going!

Look after him.

Sir, you take your kids.

Sir, to the door.

She stays.

A very important meeting with the press.

- Only men get out?

Are you going to be OK without me?

On the other hand, I can

help you better out there.

I'll sell your story

to the press.

Let's leave the plane.

I've got this under control.

Each in his own turn.

Everything is fine.

No, no, no!

- Just take it easy.

No one goes anywhere!

Do you see that?

Leave me alone!

I'm not going!

- You're going right now.

Feet first, just jump down.

- No way!

It's all right. No panic.

God damn it!

God damn it...

Lift it up!

Give it to me!

Good. Lift it up to me.

Don't you go anywhere!

I can't see.

Give me a break!

To the door.

Sit down right there.

Take my hands.

I'll put you down.

Don't go far.

Father first.

- Come on here. Sit down.

Kids will follow.

Don't go far. That's the way.

Why don't we let them all free?

Crew and all.

Co-pilot, me, the plane.

That's enough hostages.

No.

What are you up to?

Go ahead, jump. Good.

Next.

Sir. You have to

leave the plane.

Do you understand?

Stewardesses out too.

- Pivi...

Give me your hand!

Sit down!

- Irma, come!

I decided you are going to stay.

Bring some beer.

It was just another cockpit visit.

Quite normal.

When Irma was trying to get

him out, he pulled out a gun.

The Captain always has

open doors. To everyone.

He seemed business-like.

A tie and all.

We informed the passengers

about an emergency landing.

A landing gear problem.

- And we acted accordingly.

Were you afraid?

Yes. What a stupid question.

Of course we were afraid.

This one we'll cut out.

- I was very scared.

There's a rumor that the

hijacker is a Russian spy.

Any comments?

He spoke plain Finnish.

How about you?

- Finnish.

How about the future?

I have a day off.

I'll do my laundry.

405, the lawyer is coming.

- Finnair 405, copy that.

This is a misunderstanding.

Why am I here?

Well, there was no one better...

The main thing is we get a

man in there who doesn't panic.

And is able to negotiate.

I'm a tax lawyer.

- That's not relevant.

Do you feel up to this?

Officer. What if we pretend

one of your men is a lawyer?

A fake Marttinen?

Well, how about it?

This better work.

My career is on the line.

Keep that in mind.

No John Wayne stuff here.

The hijacker wants the

plane to take off. - Where to?

What's the destination?

- Unknown.

As long as he's holding

the aces, we have to comply.

Prepare the SWAT team.

We'll move to Oulu.

What is going on?

Why don't we get out?

I'll have to talk to the Captain.

Do you think we're idiots?

The plane is hijacked.

And we are the hostages!

What are we going to do?

Hijacked!

Don't you get...

Quite a paper, this one.

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