Kai po che! Page #3

Square drive.

Govi, understood?

We need to crack his offside!

Are you done?

Yeah.

Good.

Take a break, guys!

The kid's got no stamina at all.

And both Coach and Prof

are breathing down on him!

Come on Romeo!

I'll tell you when you

really need stamina...

once you get married...

Where's the blackboard duster?

I'm tired! Let's take a break.

Let's solve this last one... 10 minutes more...

Please! My brain is jammed.

Fine.

So...

So... nothing.

Tell me about your other subjects?

You hate all of them?

Or is Math your special enemy?

I think I have a soft corner for Biology.

At least, it's about living things.

Things you can see... feel...

This is your skin... the epidermis...

did you feel that?

I can touch it, stroke it!

When I draw a diagram,

I know it exists in real life.

Math is like an imaginary goblin...

For example...

can you ever touch a bell curve?

How's it going, professor?

You look harrowed.

No...

Don't give up.

You'll get there... eventually!

Okay, listen...

I'm very excited about Ali's breakthrough.

Once we fix his 'offside' problem,

think about it...

he can then play both sides of the crease.

And he won't need to hit every

ball out of the stadium.

Excuse me...

You are disturbing my class,

please take your commentary outside!

What's got into her?

Unbelievable, Vidya!

If you study with this devotion,

you will win the Nobel prize!

And I'll have to wait in queue

to get your book signed!

Never seen such devotion to the books..

Carry on, I'll see you guys.

What are you doing next Thursday?

Let's go somewhere.

I'm free between 2 and 4 pm.

I'll tell my folks that

I need to go to town to buy books.

Nothing to worry about.

Please think up an alibi

and don't be late.

I don't want any excuses,

please!

Here comes the marble champ!

You are late!

Kit up.

Hey ... pyjama boy!

And the balls are out of the stadium...

it's a sixer!

Break it up!

First you come late for practice

and then get into a scrap.

Come on, get ready, quickly!

Ali, listen,

no shots on the leg-side today.

Otherwise 5 laps of the ground.

Pintoo, come here...

bowl an out-swinger.

Only concentrate on your off.

Don't take your eyes off the ball...

focus!

Didn't you hear what

I've been telling you?

Are you deaf?

Or are you an ass?

Duffer!

I need to leave early today.

Why?

There's a marble tournament

in my block today.

Why are you following me around?

Go, take guard at the crease.

You can't hit a single ball on the off...

but its important to go to

that damn marble tournament.

It's the final today.

I don't believe this,

To hell with your final!

We're working day and night

to get you trained...

what are you going to achieve

by playing marbles?

And what have you achieved?

What did you say'?

What?

What have you achieved?

Did you see his attitude?

How does one teach them discipline?

It has to be give and take...

I can't do everything on my own.

Just because you are working with kids,

you can't behave like one.

Get a handle on things..

But you know...

he shouldn't have said that to lshaan.

I have nothing personal against him.

All I want is for him to become

a great cricketer...

while all he wants to do is play marbles.

Ish...

You have to see this through,

at least for yourself!

Get it?

Don't quit again.

I want a shuttlecock.

Come here.

Don't worry!

15 rupees.

Have you noticed that

the other boys bully him?

He probably gets frustrated.

Give him some time.

What's this?

7 rupees?

Go get the rest.

I shouldn't have hit him.

It's ok!

Go on!

Here. take this.

Here, go Play-

What the hell...

Deduct it from my share.

Ish, you're an idiot!

Ali will come back...

no?

Give me 8 rupees.

I want 8 rupees.

Hassan bhai?

Yes.

Hassan bhai, this is Govind...

Yes...

4 o'clock is fine.

Okay-

A sports shop here?

In this cowshed?

This place stinks of poop!

Can it get any worse?!

It's right next to the toilet!

This is the only site

that suits your budget.

Loosen your purse a bit...

I'll show you a better site.

You don't need to pay to look,

you can decide later.

There is no problem

in checking it out, right?

This is perfect!

Now we're talking..

This is amazing!

Imagine...

Here, we'll have the reception...

bay windows on both sides...

the rest we'll leave open...

sparse furniture...

we'll use artificial grass

for the flooring...

and on that wall a mounted TV.

There we'll plonk our couch...

Three seater...

For the important matches... finals.

As if it were a stadium.

A new millennium sophisticated shop.

Somebody speak to this Scrooge!

We aren't opening a vegetable mart.

Location is everything!

We can't do one of those,

'buy one, get one cowshed free' deals.

What are you doing?

We don't have an option.

We can't afford the mortgage.

We don't even have enough

to apply for a bank loan.

Nobody's going to trust us

with such a big loan.

You told me that we should

think everything through.

That's what I'm doing.

It's not possible.

Damn!

How much do we need

to show for the bank loan?

500,000.00

You want me to ask uncle?

Have you lost it?

A loan to get another loan?

Hello sir...

the window front shop?

Everybody wants a piece of that.

I'm with a client right now,

call me in half.

Tell him no, Hassan bhai.

Tell him it's gone.

Fantastic Govi!

That's my man!!

Wait a minute...

you have to convince your uncle.

He will.

Will your uncle agree?

Don't worry, I'll manage him.

Not those books again!

We'll go through them..in good time.

Not now please...

Finish your pizza,

it's getting late.

What's wrong?

Why are you in a hurry?

Why do you keep running from me?

I don't bite...

Why can't we be friends?

The probability is minimum...

Why?

What do you mean 'minimum'

I want reasons.

I can give you four!

One, I'm your teacher.

Two, you are my best friend's sister.

Three, you are way younger than me.

Four, and most important of all...

you are a girl.

The magic of numbers!

It never ceases to amaze!

I suggest...

you should have a back-up friend...

just in case.

Back-up friend?

Of course!

I mean, lsh, Omi and you

have been close friends...

like since you were sperm!

What if you have a fall-out with them?

Then you might need a back-up friend.

To share your feelings...

Will you... share?

Vidya, I want to expand this business,

no matter what it takes.

By next year,

we have to buy a shop in the mall.

But the shop we liked is...

beyond our reach.

It's futile trying to

explain it to lsh and Omi.

I don't know what's going to happen.

Something will work out.

Promise me the day you get the shop...

you'll show it to me first.

Would you like something sweet now?

His Highness bunked school today!

With every passing day,

he is becoming more and more stubborn.

You ran away from cricket practice?!

Now you're going to get it!

He is just a kid, uncle.

Schools can be quite a bore at his age.

But he needs to focus

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