Kal Ho Naa Ho Page #10

Kanta! I will kill myself

but I will never leave Rohit

He can't become any other girl's

Oh my god! yes...yes....yes...

I will marry you.

Ladies & Gentlemen.

He just proposed to me.

I'm getting married!

I'm so excited.

Come on get up Rohit.

Take a bow.

I'm very happy and you?

I...I... I'll be back...

Hi Mom... Job done!

No problem at all.

Nothing can go wrong when I'm around

Come hell or fire...Iet Rohit

and Aman always be far apart!

Rohit weds Camilla....okay.

Congratulations!

Heard you are getting married!

Yes... yes... Pamela loves me

Her name is Camilla...

And she only loves your money

Money? How can you be so uncool?

-You are a bloody fool!

Listen... I'm not getting

carried away by you this time

Ok... Just go and tell her...

Camilla darling...

I don't want my father's money.

I want to make my life on my own...

I want to stand up on my own

two feet... Will you stand by me?

That is sick!

That is cheap...

I will never say that...

never... never... never

Camilla darling...

I don't want my father's money

I want to take my life on my own

I want to stand up on my own

two feet... will you stand by me?

I'm ready to marry you!

Just listen to me... Please....

I don't understand this... How did

you let go of Naina so easily?

Look at you...

Ladies & Gentleman...

Welcome to Lalaland.

Rohit loves Naina...

Naina doesn't love Rohit

She loves Aman

But Aman tells Rohit that he

shouldn't let go of Naina so easily

So basically Aman is... insane!

Who are you talking to?

I haven't gone insane

Your brains have been displaced

Naina hasn't fallen in love with me

She just thinks that she has

fallen in love with me.

She thinks... Ah... she thinks!

Now what is 'she thinks'

supposed to mean?

Man... I am a new entry

into her life

I just laughed a little with her,

made her smile...

and she thought she is in love with me

While you have known her for years...

she takes you for granted...

now she is not going to dream

that you are in love with her

Now just forget all this friendship

nonsense and show her some love man...

whether she says 'yes' or

' no' leave it to her

But at least give her a choice...

You keep running after that Chameli...

Lily... - Camilla...

But you know Camilla has sexy legs.

- What legs man...

Shut up! We are talking about Naina

- Sorry focus on Naina.

Naina!

Naina's beautiful eyes!

Naina's lovely face

Naina's fury...

Naina's love...

Naina's smile...

Whenever she does, that is

Naina's hair... when she

ties them up like this

Actually I like her hair all let down

Why are you saying, Naina?

For you... I'm married!

And what if you weren't?

Then I wouldn't let go of her.

I'm not an idiot like you

I am talking about Naina.

You are right! Now what do I do?

- You don't do anything

Now whatever has to be done,

I will do

You just do as I say

I have a plan...

six days and girl in your face...

Just six days.

Wow! But why six days?

Because I don't work on Sundays

DAY ONE:

Naina waits for me everyday here at 6 p.m.

We go together from here to the class

But you won't go with her today

- Why?

Because I say so

Is your plan to bring us together

or throw us apart?

I have a theory about girls

The more you run after them,

the more they will run away from you

But if you run away from them they will

be confused and will run after you...

to find out the reason for their confusion

And we have to take advantage of such

a confusion of a confused girl...

Even I'm confused!

That you are... from childhood!

That can't be helped...

but trust me... do as I say

Put this into your ear

Put it where?- In your ear

This device will be attached

to the phone...

so that I can speak to you constantly

Whatever I say or do... you should do

Got it?

Rohit come in please.

- Alfa Bravo Charlie, I read you.

I have reached the college

Good Soldier, Now relax at ease...

at ease.

Loosen your tie

For God's sake, change your walk

Walk?- Yes, your walking style.

I mean cool walk, you know?

Have you reached the classroom.

- Yes

So stop shaking, idiot!

Can you see Naina?

Yes...- Shut your mouth, duffer

Go and sit next to her

but don't speak to her

Where were you? I was waiting

for you for over half hour

You are always late.

I just don't understand this.

Don't look at her... Don't...

Look up... Iook down...

Look to the side... Not her side,

idiot... the opposite side!

I'm talking to you... what has

happened to you? Are you ill?

Look at her angrily

Look at me.

Not so subtely... Over act...

Look at her angrily

Look at me, Rohit

Okay, very good.

Now, put your finger into your nose

Just kidding, soldier.

Catch you at the base bye.

DAY TWO.

And don't forget, cool walk

Don't sit near Naina

Then where do I sit...?

- Near some sexy girl...

Oh my god! It's Gita.

Okay, Hi.- It's my birthday.

Oh, Birthday.

Not mine, you dumbo...

Tell her that

Hi, It's my birthday.

- Hi, Happy birthday.

Now push your cheek ahead

Did Naina see that?

Now hold her...Hold her tight...

Hug her... Don't let her go

Sorry.

Over & out.

DAY THREE:

Hello Rohit!- Yes, come in Aman.

Rohit!- Yes. - ldiot.

Do you want to say something?

You won't attend class today

- Ok....

No... I want to go to the class today

Your plan is all rubbish! I haven't

spoken to Naina since three days...

Even I haven't spoken

to Naina for three days

But you are not the one

in love with her, stupid!

Don't worry. Now when Naina calls

you... you will not speak to her

No... I will speak to her.

- No, you won't

Yes I will... - No, you won't

Naina, I love you...

Sorry. It's your mother

See? It's mothers who always run to rescue

Mummy, I love you.

Sorry, yes Mom...

I have taken the medicine

Why should I lie?

Mummy, Bye... Bye...

And what is that?

Those are two fingers what else?

Sorry man, I asked.

See...? Naina didn't call.

You don't worry. I know Naina

She will wake up from her bed, she

will pick up the phone to call...

but her ego will stop her

She must be missing you.

So she will get up again...

She will pick up the phone again.

She will curse you twice...

Idiot...Moron...

- She'll definitely make a call.

I don't believe you...

that must be your mother again!

Don't make fun of my mother!

- What did I say?

Aman, give it to me.

- No...never.

Oh my god!

What happened to her

- I don't know

Oh no.

Today you will speak to Naina

And you will say what

we discussed... Understand?

Hi Naina..- Hi Lee.

Thank you for your notes.

You are welcome.

DAY FOUR:

One second... one second...

How far can you run from me darling?

Leave my hand... Just leave my hand

I don't know what's happened to you,

I think you have gone mad

For the past three days, I have been

trying...Where were you, Rohit?

When I needed a friend,

where were you?

I'm tired... I'm really

tired of being your friend

What?- What? What?

When you want to laugh, it's Rohit...

when you want to cry, it's Rohit

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