Kalakalappu 2 Page #8

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Sait and after I withdrew it from bank...

I just cannot take it.

Sir, what happened?

Why are you crying?

Dear, are you a Tamizhan?

Yes sir.

One fine day, I was sitting here with my

retirement money 0.5 million, in a similar bag.

A guy came, snatched

it and ran away.

Please do not keep the money in the bag.

Keep it in your pants.

Its ok sir.

Please listen to me. At least show some

respect to my age and listen to me.

Its ok sir. I'll take care.

Sir! Why are you falling at my feet.

People are watching.

Consider me as your father and

put the money in your pants.

Everyone is looking at us. Quick do it!

Yes, insert some over there.

What a strange person.

Ji, that person would have took

of with the empty bag. Right?

Yes ji. How do you know?

Same thing happened to me when I was returning with

my loan for business and he ran away with my bag.

Did he run straight to

a parked police jeep?

Whoa! Yes!

Sir! Sir! That guy stole my money

and has inserted them in his pants.

The bag is empty.

Smell it and you'll smell money.

Sir, he is lying.

That's my money.

He looks like a beggar. How

can he have so much money?

Sir...

help me with this case and I

shall give you a cut.

Never!

I hate the word cut and that is why...

I didn't cut my hair

in the police stye.

I'm a wild animal in the police uniform.

Give me the bag.

Sir, put the money

inside the bag.

Yes, go ahead.

Everything.

You go.

Sir! Sir! My money!

Sir, we will discuss

at the police station.

Two small makes one large!

Time for you to discharge!

Stop!

Now you continue

what happened next.

The jeep went straight

to the petrol bunk.

Is it?

Exact same thing happened to me.

Chief, he only seems

to change the victim.

His idea seems to be constant.

Then what happened?

Sir, shall I ensure

zero in the meter?

You are untrustworthy.

You look like a gentleman.

- Please get down and ensure zero in the fuel meter.

- Ok sir.

Sir concentrate on it or

else they might trick us.

And when you turned around

no one was there. Right?

The meter reading is correct.

Sir?

Sir? Sir?

Where are you sir? Sir?

Where did he go?

Sir.

Sir?

You are correct! Did

he rob you too?

Even a kid will explain

what would have happened!

You guys got robbed in

an embarrassing way!

Fine, why didn't you guys

approach the real police?

We didn't have to go.

The police came in search of us.

Sir!

Sir, no I didnt steal the jeep.

Sir, I swear I didn't steal it.

Sir, do I look like a thief?

Sir, I'm not a thief!

- I doubt if you guys are police. Show me your ID!

- Sir, I'm not a thief!

Sir, please listen to me!

Its hilarious, the

way they got robbed!

Ji...

even getting robbed

was less hurting...

but that frog face here, laughing

at us is driving me crazy!

Ji!

We shall go to Tamizh Nadu

with this emotion in tact...

and nab this fraud!

We either return back

with our money...

or we return with his corpse.

Sathyamoorthy...

my wife is going to be a mother...

and you are the reason.

Chief, what do you mean?

Come on. You pointed us to the right

person to adopt. I meant that.

Chief, that's my duty.

This modesty is what has earned your family

the royal family's trust for generations.

- Here is the reward.

- Is it for me?

- Dear brother-in-law, now come quickly.

- Sure

This is the first time he is rewarding me.

Wonder how many gold coins are in it.

Chief, what this? A

beetle nut and 11 bucks?

10 bucks for you and the one buck for GS or else you'll be caught while auditing.

I'm not the one who'll get caught.

It's you!

I have pointed you to the biggest fraudster

out there, to adopt as your son.

Watch me snatch away all

your wealth using him!

- Save us! Help us!

- Please save us! Save us!

Sir, just because I am

letting you adopt my son...

someone's here to chop off my hands.

- Who's that?

- Dear, what is all this?

What do you mean? When there are so many suitable

guys in our family why does he want to adopt a stranger?

I can't be quiet

watching all this.

He is my sister's husband and

that's what is stopping me.

If I chop off that fellow's hand then he won't

let his son get adopted and so I'm gonna do it!

Your brother is insulting

me and why are you quiet?

Why are you doing this

to my innocent husband?

Dear sister you don't realize...

- Drop the weapon if you love your sister.

- Yeah! Cliched sentiments!

Dear, even the horoscope of

that boy was apt and perfect.

Yet your brother in law was

doubtful about adopting him.

But when he saw his

face, his heart melted.

If you too see his face, you'll

forget your anger and become happy!

Accept that you afraid of

crackers and he won't light it up.

Ask him to light up the cracker!

Is it so? Light it up, bro!

That ain't gonna scare me!

Is it so? Wait and watch!

How he is doing it?

This is called 'Wooing!'

Let me tell you something

important about this life.

A daring woman will always end

up with a useless fellow.

You are daring and I am useless!

Just keep it!

You said you are daring but

you seemed to be terrified!

Get lost!

Hey! What's happening there?

They are indulging in an 'adults only' game

and all of you look like posing for a photo!

Looks like you guys are

thinking to marry them off?

Thanks a lot. This idea

didn't even strike me!

Dear brother-in-law, lets fix it up!

What do you say?

Ice, this is not nice!

Dear 'Hulk' brother-in-law,

this is too much!

I guess soon you will reveal

the secrets about the tusk!

Thanks for reminding.

Dear Ganesh, please come.

The precious stones that

I'm gonna show now...

is the sweat and blood of

all our elder generations.

A family wealth that has been

piled up slow and steady.

Even we don't visit

this room very often.

The precious stones that has been passed

on from generations, is in this room.

That tusk is what

carries the treasure.

Then why don't they

keep it in a locker?

Why is it in the open?

Whose team are you in?

This is safe.

There is a high voltage

current passing on the floor.

The owner's foot prints have been

scanned and set as the security code.

Except my brother-in-law if anyone

steps in, they will be done for.

It was my idea.

How is it?

Is it so? Explain it

to me from the top.

Except my brother-in-law

if anyone steps in...

- Why is everything blurred?

- Dear brother!

- Are you ok?

- Move!

Now see what I'm gonna do to you!

How dare you? Why did you push me?

Hands off me! It was him!

Why would you choke me?

Stop yelling like I'm

still choking you!

That's how he sounds normally.

Doesn't your husband have any sense? Why

would he show all this before the adoption?

Why do you keep accusing your

innocent brother-in-law?

Cliched sentiments again!

This treasure worth billions has been

safeguarded by our family for ages.

And now that responsibility

of safeguarding it...

is yours.

The lock's a bit heavy.

Dad won't be able to lift it.

If you can scan my foot print

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