Kammath & Kammath Page #3

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He said ask that arrogant secretary

to go climb the wall!!!

He said just one snap of his fingers

and the municipal chairman...

...will come to the hotel premises

and issue the license

Do you know who are talking to?

- l told brother about you also

-And what did he say?

He asked me not to deal with you,

lt was an order

- He said to keep you aside

- Why?

So that he'll have the pleasure

of thrashing you all by himself

Thrashing me!

So the day has been fixed for Monday

And the 1st invite is for you madam

You have to come,

participate and bless us

We are specially

not inviting you at all

- Don't come

- No, l wont!

Did you see him madam?

His arrogance

l want to see how he will

inaugurate this hotel without a license

Kamaths are inaugurating it

challenging municipality orders

But Municipal secretary

is very stubborn

Although a woman, she appears to be fiery

The police will stop this event

Did you see that board?

One Kamath is green

and the other is red

The red one is dangerous

They must be having

something up their sleeve

On the day of inauguration

if the older Kamath does not arrive...

...we can be sure it won't take place

l will see to it he does not

step into this Palakkad district

Kamath will be punched

and broken into bits...

...and admitted in hospital

by my smart boys, Sahib

Let him come

This Rajaraja Kamath!

- ls Rajaraja Kamath inside the vehicle

- What if he is?

-Ask him to come out!

- Why must he, l wonder?.!

To give him some of our affection

Oh is it? lt's been ages

since the body had some exercise

l'll call him right away

Boss!

Okay, so who are all of you?

l have no clue

Lord! What's this an array of knives?

You have come to thrash us, right?

Yes

So we have enemies in Palakkad

You have come to beat us

but we generally don't beat up thugs

For that we feed meat of goat

ox, fowl, tiger etc and maintain a buffalo

Do you want to know who he is?

- Who?

- Who else can it be?

This is him

His name is Gopi

He delivers very good punches

Try him, it's a good chance

Gopi, just beat them

but don't kill okay

Gopi, come on start!

Get up and come here

What did you think?

That if you defeat him you can come

and fight with me? Foolish fellow

Forget that desire

l don't use my fists on such

cheap and stupid fellows

Okay, now tell me who sent you here?

Come on simply tell me l say!

Out with it you...!

- Greetings

- Please come

Hello...check...hello

For accepting our invite my brother

and l extend a hearty welcome to...

...the Municipal Secretary,

Chairman and all policemen

lnspector!

You can't open a hotel

without a Municipal license

You have broken the law

so a case will be charged

Who has broken the law here?

ls a license necessary to inaugurate

a place at an auspicious moment?

No my dear policemen

You can accuse us...

...of breaking law

only if we cook and sell food

We have not done that

So under which section are we charged?

Tell me policemen

Hey! Ask him to explain

Don't teach policemen law and sections

This hotel which was under

municipal seal was reopened...

...so, Thirumeni has to be arrested first

Get into thejeep

- But what crime did l commit?

- We can decide all that at the station

But that will not do sir

lt has to b e decided here

This property is now in our names

We changed ownership at the municipality

- You Kazhuveli(swear word)...!

- Not Kazhveli...l am Kuzhiveli

Whatever Vayyaveli(headache) you may be

You can also examine it, if you want

Accepting money and harassing

people is bad, isn't it policeman?

What will you do if l did?

Just try it

l will flatten you like a dosa

You dare insult policemen

One minute!

All who've been waiting to see my brother

Rajaraja Kamath, he has just arrived

My humble greetings

to all townsfolk here

An unexpected attack the minute

l stepped into Palakkad district

Anyone will react when provoked

So l also reacted in a small way

Gopi!

Brother, who are these fellows?

Brother, l bet you didn't

touch them, right?

How did you know that?

They wouldn't be here alive

Won't they be dead by now? Dead!!!

Gopi?

What were their names?

The ones who sent these thugs?

Sulaiman sahib and Kuzhiveli

lf these gentlemen are here

please come forward

These guys need a lot of money

to treat their injuries

Please come forward one by one

Hey come here

Come and get them l say!

- Who is this Kuzhiveli?

- Look there, that's him

Sir!

Don't come to me

Keep away!

Sir

Hey! All policemen too are here

for the opening, we're so fortunate

Not only policemen

Municipality members too

He is the Municipal Chairman

She is the secretary, Mahalakshmi

She looks like her namesake

Goddess Mahalakshmi

But her heart is like Kali(violent)

Goddess Bhadrakali

My dear Bhadrakali...

l'm sorry secretary sir

We are not stupid to open

a hotel without license

You have not issued us a license

There is a Council above you

There is a section to issue it

Above that there is the court

What did you think of us?

This Kamaths' is big enterprise

Lord Venkatpathi!

You must realize, there's not a single

MLA, MP or Panchayath president...

...who has not tasted our Dosa

We met the Minister

and he issued us the license

This is the license and a copy

has been sent to your office

You can look at it

Look! Look! Properly!

Look at it closely

Lovely like a paper roast dosa!

Brother! The auspicious

moment is passing

We shall perform

the inauguration immediately

Okay

All VlPs who have come

will be served hot dosa and chutney

Please eat before you leave

Hey Policemen! Do go after eating

Sir?

Stop! Dy SP sir

is on his way here to stop this

Greetings!

Greetings, good that you have

opened a branch here also

l'd forgotten the taste of your dosa

since my transferfrom Trivandrum

Do you know, my wife and kids

simply love their masala dosa?!

We are indeed fortunate

- Let's begin the inaugural events

- Okay, sure

Dear gentlemen and ladies of this town

The Kamaths' 33rd hotel

inaugural events are about to begin

One of the 1st and foremost person,

famous, revered by poor, handsome...

...the pride of lndia

and possibly a MLA or

...future Minister,

my brother Rajaraja Kamath

- What happened dear brother?

- Nothing

- Don't get upset

- Okay

My brother Rajaraja Kamath

will do the honours of this inauguration

- Clap! Clap!

- Brother!

Next is the dosa making

event of inauguration

My younger brother and 2nd foremost

person in lndia, the future Ambani...

...intelligent, loved by common man

my brother will open the Dosa making event

Next is the inauguration

of eating the dosa

ln this event record holder

TT Mathai's son,TT George-

No! Say Deputy Superintendent of Police

Sorry! Dy SP George will

eat a dosa and inaugurate

Nothing like a competition, right?

Anybody out there who

dares to challenge me?

l am there

- What?

- Greetings sir

- Aren't you the thief Pathrose?

- Yes

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