Kammath & Kammath Page #5

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This is a trap

We don't go peeing over walls

Someone laid a trap and we fell in it

That may be true

But evidences are against you

The thief Pathrose is very

adamant in his statement

He is a cunning thief

You just have to roll your eyes

and he'll come out with the truth

Just give him the works sir

He'll tell the truth

Go!

-Aren't you a true Christian?

- No, l am thief Pathrose

lf you don't tell me the truth

you'll go to hell

Tell me honestly, who threw

the stone at the secretary's house?

- This Kamath, sir

- Did you hear that?

Oh God Venkatpathy!

Aren't you a Dy SP?

ls this how you interrogate robbers?

They will never own up like this

There are other means for this

lt's better you tell the truth

Otherwise your brain will scatter

Don't wait, just do it

Look at him and his bald head!

lf l shoot, you'll have

to walk about without a head

Hey stop it

l'll lose my job

Stop it! Don't beat me

l'll tell you everything

This fellow is more scared

of punches than a gun shot

- l'll flog you death

- No! l'll tell you the whole truth

Sir, give me your phone

Oh you are going to shoot, eh?

Let me spruce up myself

Who sent you here?

Just blurt it out like a parrot,

it will be great

- Sulaiman sahib paid money and he..

- What is all this?

- You asked me to say it like a parrot

- Oh Lord Venkatpathi

- Who threw the stone?

- Okay l'll tell everything

To help Sulaiman Sahib

Councilor Kuzhiveli sir paid me

l was asked to hang around

and wait till the police came

And when the police get me

to say Kamaths name

l waited near the secretary's

house for 3-4 days...

...to get the attention of

Kamath sir, l swear

- He is a sensible thief

- Continue l say!

l will fight forjustice against this

atrocity in a house where only women lived

Sorry, madam

The case has taken a new angle

This is thief Pathrose

stating the truth

lt was l who threw the stone

l did it

For Sulaiman sir

Councillor Kuzhiveli sir paid me

He asked me to wait there

and tell Kamaths name when questioned

Now do you realize

who threw the stone?

Honorable Councillor and Sulaiman sir

Please come forward

We have something to show you

Gopi!

Bring it here

These are scenes of CCTV cameras

of our hotel that record events 24 hours

Show it to them

lsn't this proof?.

This is from the camera outside

There are cameras inside also

Gopi! Wait

Don't, they will be

taken care of by the policemen

l have reserved some for you also

Secretary madam,

l have something to tell you

l have no enmity towards you

lf l did, l'd have clapped happily

when he threw the stone

lt was my mother

who asked me to help you

When the police took us away

There were tears in her eyes

You are answerable to those tears

Not to me, but to God

You can go madam

Sulaiman sahib, what harm

did we do to you?

We have only dosa, idly

and sambhar in our menu

But you Muslims

you have a variety of food

Biriyani, ghee rice, Pathiri,

mutton curry and so many more

No other community can claim them

People of other communities crowd

into lslam hotels that are run honestly

They do come willingly

and you know it very well

Let people who eat biriyani for 10 days

eat dosa for one day, just for a change

Sahib, your Thalassery biriyani

will not match our dosa, isn't it?

Moreover, Thirumeni refused

to sell that property to you...

...not out of enmity but the presence

of the ldol of Lord Ganapathy

He believes other religions

will not give it due respect,...

...so he preferred selling it to us

lsn't that correct?

He's a simple man

lf you had asked us space

to park vehicles for your customers...

...we would have given it

But did you ask?

No

Even after harassing us

we are still ready to offer...

...our place for your customers

to park their vehicles

Let people then decide whether

they want to eat biriyani or dosa

Your ancestors once

gave us refuge in this land

We only have one request

Don't hate us

l forgot to mention this

We'll be gone from here for 2 days

Forthe inauguration

of our new hotel at Coimbatore

Please see our hotel

does not run into troubles

ln the name of Almighty

don't talk like this

l realize my mistake

You can go with a free mind

l will look after it like my own hotel

ls the Coimbatore hotel also

to be opened by 2 of you?

No! Of course not!

We will have a celebration in Tamil Nadu

The inauguration there

will be by a film star

Super star Danush

Thanks for coming

Please come

Greetings to everyone

My most beloved

and respected Sri Danush

Dear ladies

and gentlemen of Coimbatore

The inauguration of Kamath

and Kamath...

...super special dosa joint

is about to begin here

There's no Malayali who doesn't know

the wonderful taste of our dosas

We are bringing that taste

to Tamil Nadu also

Even if you have a hundred dosas

it will seem like you've had just one dosa

Very happy

lt's Tamil

But we gave it in Malayalam

That's because you are

speaking in Malayalam

l am inviting our super star

Dhanush sirto speak a few words

You can drop our names

every now and then

lt will sound great

You can give a boost in between

Come on talk

- Devaraj Kamath

- Greetings to one and all

Enough, enough

l am very happy to see you all here

l wish to thank

Kamath brothers and God

- DevarajKamath

- l will mention it, l will

lt's a matter of great happiness

a malayali opens a hotel in Tamil Nadu

Our Chief Minister once upon a time...

...and Hero among heroes

MGR too was a malayali

Likewise MN Nambiar

the most hated villain on screen

But a gem of a person

too was a malayali

Even Kamal sirthe pride of our state

also acted in a malayalam film first

The Kamath brothers' hotel

is very famous in Kerala

- Devaraj Kamath

- l will say it

The Kamath brothers' hotel

is very famous in Kerala

Rajaraja Kamath

Like Thalapkattu biryani,

Thirunelveli halwa

Or like Nairs tea stall...

...Kamath brothers dosa too

will become famous

Rajaraja Kamath

and Devaraja Kamath, okay?

My prayers that their hotel

is a big success

Kamath sir, l have a desire

That is to act in a Malayalam movie

lf you have friends

in the cinema field please tell them

Why don't we try?

The time is good

Let's begin the inauguration ritual

Scissors?

Here we are not doing it with scissors

But by making a dosa

Murthy bring that dosa set up

Brother, 2 cherries here

Like a pair of eyes

Okay, here are the eyes

This is our Dhanush special dosa

- ls it because it's thin like me?

- lt's not like that

On sight it is thin but on eating it

the taste will be great, like you

We'll start singing the song, Kolaveri...

Kolaveri' kolaveri di

- l take leave

- Okay

Please go carefully

A man like ghee roast(dosa)

With insides like laddu(sweet)

Respected municipal secretary come out

- What the heck do you want?

- Get out first

l requested you something 3 years back

l can't wait any longer

Will you give up Surekha or not?

We have not kept her

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