Kammath & Kammath Page #8

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She can answer me

She will not talk my dearfellow

l will make her talk

Attender!

Please throw this guy out

No one has to push me out

l know how to go

- Does this carry interest?

- Hey you!

Like this, in spite of many efforts

she never bothered

l realized my looks

and style were old fashioned

l changed over and became

a smart young man

l thought l'll try once more

and that's when you saw me

Why do we need

a woman between us?

You for me and l for you

lsn't that enough?

We are brothers

Shouldn't our lineage continue?

Deva, we are enough for each other

Shouldn't we have children?

You don't have a wife forthat

lf l also don't try, who will perform

the last rites when we die?

l am there for you

How will you be there?

Won't someone kill you by then, you tramp?

No one else will

l myself will kill him now

With his comic comments

between my serious sentiments

Brother, l want her

lf you love her so much, l will

beg forgiveness at that secretary's feet

Beg at herfeet?

No definitely not!

Your self respect

is more important to me

l can't bear to see my brother

bow his head to any one

From this moment onwards

l have no feelings for that girl

l have decided

to forget everything

There is no need to uphold

my honor by giving you pain

Don't! Brother

Your happiness is most important

l will go and beg forgiveness

- Don't! Brother

- l will

- Don't

- l will

Stop it!

What's the issue now?

You want to continue lineage and

the wealth remain in the family, right?

l am indebted to you

for all you have done for me

Now l want to show my gratitude

So l will marry this girl

You tramp, vagabond

l will kill you!

What is all this Gopi'etta?

We came with a marriage proposal

l knew you would come

l will get dressed and come

Goodness! ls she nuts?

Hey you! What is all this?

These are fruits

- l don't understand

- Which fruit do you...

But why are you here?

We have come with a proposal

We?

My boss has come

with a marriage proposal

For whom?

Me?

l have come to ask your sister's

hand in marriage for my brother

This is not our Kamath tradition

This is Coimbatore style, how is it?

We are not interested

Take all this and get out!

But...

Didn't you understand?

My dear!

Mother don't be upset

Yesterday secretary madam

and l had a small tiff

We have come in truce

with these sweets

Please listen to

what l have to say

My brother likes your daughter Rekha

very, very much

Why don't you

agree to the proposal?

l said we are not interested, didn't l?

lt's not for you to say that

Rekha has to say it

l don't have time

to waste talking to you

l have to reach Palakkad

and she has to reach office

- Rekha, go!

- Please listen to me

My brother is not

a bad guy like you think

Handsome from a good family,

and very good behavior

No drinks, cigarette, snuff,

drugs or chew betel leaves

He will be the greatest

good fortune, a treasure for you

Remember, he's my brother

How could he be bad?!

You brothers are amazing

You speak only good about yourselves

But others too must be convinced

We don't want your loafer brother

- Should l interfere, boss?

- No!

We Kamaths respect women very much

Otherwise l would have

chopped up the tongue...

...that called my brother

a loafer and put it in sambhar

Are you threatening me?

No wonder your wife divorced you

Stop it!

You are frustrated and jealous

Because you did not marry on time

- Talk with respect

- Why should l respect you?

l challenge you, if he truly loves her

my brother will marry herfor sure

Otherwise l will make him

Just you wait

lt will never happen

Never say never, within a month 30 days,

it will happen, l will make it happen!

l take leave now!

Municipality madam!

Adios, madam!

Brother, what foolishness have you done?

How can l possibly marry a girl

from the enemy's camp in 30 days?

When they talked ill about you

l lost complete control of myself

Don't think of losing out in this

My honor is in your hands now

My hands?

What can l do?

You have to show your love

l have been doing only that

ever since l met her, isn't it?

You cannot go after her

like a chain snatcher on a bike

That's true

When a guy goes after a girl, she must

be able to see his love slowly unfolding

How do you do that, boss?

You don't have to know that

Stand away

- Here's your tea

- Go roast it and eat it

- Here drink your tea

- Go boil it and eat it

- Hey!

- Continue brother

Why do people who visit

our hotel, come again and again?

Because we take care and

give them food like each one prefers

That's how you have to do it

Serve according to taste, that's love

He's a great one

in such things with women!

How do you know that?

Don't poke your nose in matters

not your concern, keep it elsewhere

How do we serve

love according to taste?

- You have to sing a song

- Great!

Me?

Sing a song?

Love and singing

have a great connection

- Sing a song

- But l don't know to sing

l will teach you

Just say what you want

to say and that will be a song

Gopi?

Get a harmonium, a little guitar

a violin and a few tablas

Do you wish to make aviyal (a dish)?

No, you ass-monkey

To woo her

- How is it?

- lt's very cold here

You are an ass without

aesthetic sense, go inside!

Brother, but this is in Konkani

She understands only Malayalam

Forthat you can sing

the same thing in Malayalam

Just go ahead sing and impress

lt will be wonderful!

lf l go after her and

sing like this she will sulk

- Then sing 'don't sulk if l follow you'

- How?

l will sing it and show you

Don't be angry my giri

iF i come after you

Let my giancet not anger you my girl

Don't be angry my giri iF i come after you

Let my giancet not anger you my girl

Oh beautiFui one, your tmiie to tweet,

awakent in me detiret pienty

Like a ripe red tomato

you Fiii tweetnett in my heart

Don't be angry my giri iF i come after you

Let my giancet not anger you my girl

To the city we thaii go,

i'ii take you For a movie

Snackt a pienty i'ii treat you to my tweet

i'ii thower aii my iove on you

My iiFe i wiii iay down For you

Like the tweet pium in a pudding

Doetn't your heart

have a iittie iove For me?

Teii me quick, teii me toon

i thaii ttand by you,

iike Raman did For Sita

Don't be angry my giri iF i come after you

Let my giancet not anger you my girl

i wiii buy aii the gariandt

in the Fiower ttore

Put it around your neck

with Lord Thirumaia at witnett

A tiik taree i thaii get you and

a writt watch to adorn your hand

For everyone who come

hot dosat thaii be terved

i thaii Feed you the rice

i cooked with my own handt

Wiii you come with me, to be my partner

Are you wiiiing, i am

dying to hear you tay yes

Don't be angry my giri iF i come after you

Let my giancet not anger you my girl

Boss! lt's a pity you didn't

return that slap

Haven't you heard?

lt's a sin to lay hands on a 'nari' (woman)

Mother, sister, wife

and lover are 'naris'

All women are 'naris'

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