Keep it On The DL

Season #Season 1 Episode #5

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(Zoey is Watching Tv in the living room when Larry comes inside with a problem )

Larry:
these hoes crazy

Zoey:
Whats wrong

Larry:
Hoes

Zoey:
What they do

Larry:
They smile in your face and they try take your place them hoes

Zoey:
Hoes

Larry:
This isn't funny

Zoey:
Ok O Jay

Larry:
B*tch

( Zoey is Getting up in hostile way)

Zoey:
Who you calling a b*tch, b*tch

Larry:
I'm Sorry

(Zoey Sits down)

Zoey:
Ok what

Larry:
Well girl this is what happened

(Theme Music)

(Robert and Kyla are at the record Store with Patti Love Symphony is playing )

Kyla:
Why are we here

Robert:
To support the culture

Kyla:
Boy

Robert:
Look i wanted to talk to you but only in your favorite place

Kyla:
Well I'm all yours

Robert:
Damn

Kyla:
Get your mind off that

Robert:
Eww i love it when you get mad that sh*t turn me on

Kyla:
What is it

Robert:
Ok well this is it i like but i think we should keep our relationship secret

Kyla:
Damn ok

Robert:
Look babe I'm not trying to be ...

Kyla:
I can't believe this

Robert:
Look sweety

Kyla:
I wanted to keep are relationship secret too

Robert:
Ok how so

Kyla:
Because i didn't want anyone to give me hard time

Robert:
Oh

Kyla:
I love you but i will say only when we're ready

Robert:
Ok

Kyla:
Ok

Robert:
Until then

( Robert leans in for a hug )

Kyla:
Eww now baby lets not hug

Robert:
Oh

(Kyla gives Robert a kiss on the lips and they start making out )

Robert:
I love you

Kyla:
I love you too

Robert:
Um

(They passionately kiss again )

(Anthony and Zoey are listening to Larry Complain )

Larry:
Thats why i can't stop thinking about it

Anthony:
So he won't return your calls

Larry:
Yup

Anthony:
Oh he cheating

Zoey:
Um hm

Larry:
Now what do i do

Anthony:
Well be like is it white man

Zoey:
Yeah

Larry:
All the races he could be doing he chooses white all hell no

(Larry storms out )

Anthony:
Get your man

(Kyla and Robert are now at an outside food joint )

Kyla:
So baby

Robert:
Sweety

Kyla:
Where will we go tonight

Robert:
To pizza hut

Kyla:
What the hell ok

Robert:
I'm so happy we're happy here

Kyla:
Yeah I love how we get to be alone and not worry about......

(Robert stare at a woman in lust )

Kyla:
What the hell

Robert:
Babe I'm sorry but baby got back

Kyla:
This bastard

Robert:
Oh I'm sorry baby I'm sorry

Kyla:
You better be

(Kyla gives Robert the don't let it happen again or i will break your damn neck )

Robert:
Well what do you wanna do

Kyla:
Go home

Robert:
Why

Kyla:
Because

Robert:
Because

Kyla:
This is supposed to be the part you try to sweet talk me into sleeping with you

Robert:
Oh ok

Kyla:
Alright

(Back at The jail house visiting Lauren)

Zoey:
Hey momma

Lauren:
Hi sweet babies

Zoey:
The guards are in the other room

Lauren:
Oh really ok so what y'all doing

Zoey:
Just bored

Lauren:
Get a job

Yvonne:
I got a job

Lauren:
I know Yvonne I'm talking to everyone except you

Yvonne:
Oh

Zoey:
Mom i got a job

Lauren:
Oh my god everybody got jobs now

Zoey:
Yeah we all are over 21

Lauren:
Whatever

Zoey:
Well we going to the cafeteria

Lauren:
Ok good what ever enjoy the stank food

(Everybody Else leaves except Anthony)

Lauren:
What wrong kid

Anthony:
Nothing

Lauren:
Well

Anthony:
I Just

Lauren:
You like zoey but much off a p*ssy to ask her out

Anthony:
What the hell you must not have filter

Lauren:
I don't

Anthony:
Ok well its true

Lauren:
Ok well man up and get that p*ssy

Anthony:
You are the best mom ever

Lauren:
Yeah i know jail really is changing me

Anthony:

Ok I'mma do it

Lauren:

Ok sure

Anthony:

Ok

(Anthony leaves the cafeteria)

Lauren:

Oh my go where you going talk to me oh my god

(The guard Walks in )

Guard:

Your visitors left you

Lauren:

But that doesn't make them visitors

Guard:

Ok say it

Lauren:

Shake my mother f***in head

Guard:

You really should see a counselor

Lauren:

Oh my god ill

( Anthony and Zoey are at the diner)

Zoey:

Well I'm bored

Anthony:

I am too

Zoey:

Lord my mom she is suffering right about now

Anthony:

I am too what if i told you that i liked someone

Zoey:

Oh my god are you for real everybody likes Yvonne

Anthony:

No but she is very pretty

Zoey:

I know

Anthony:

But Do you ever

Zoey:

Oh my god its me isn't it

Anthony:

Yeah

Zoey:

Oh my

Anthony:

So

Zoey:

I would like for you to meet me at a nice restaurant like Applebees

Anthony:

Or red lobster

Zoey:

Ok its a date

Anthony:

This is real right

Zoey:

Yes

Anthony:

Not a dream

Zoey:

No

Anthony:

Ok

Zoey:

Ok

(Yvonne is trying to break a dish)

Larry:

Ok come on man

Miles:

Your not gonna do it

Larry:

Yes she is

Yvonne:

Yes i am

Miles:

Well do it

(Yvonne sings a high note and brenda falls down from the ceiling )

Brenda:

Damn girl

Yvonne:

What

Brenda:

Are you for real, Girl sing on key

Yvonne:

I'm trying

Brenda:

Well try harder

Yvonne:

What were you doing up there anyway

Brenda:

I was trying to be bat girl

Yvonne:

Oh well your not good at it

Brenda:

Your not good at singing at all

Yvonne:

Fine hurt me

Miles:

Oh she didn't mean that

Yvonne:

Yes she did

Miles:

No she didn't

Brenda:

Yes i did

Yvonne:

Oh well why don't you try

(Brenda sings a high note and breaks the glass )

Miles:

Damn

Brenda:

See

Yvonne:

Ok fine good luck

Brenda:

Whats luck gotta do with it

(Zoey comes in and is happy )

Zoey:

I have to get ready for my date y'all

Yvonne:

With who sis

Zoey:

Anthony

Larry:

Oh

Brenda:

Oh he finally asked you out

Zoey:

Yeah

Miles:

About that

Zoey:

Yeah

Miles:

He may not be

Zoey:

Wait a minute

Miles:

He may not be gay

Larry:

Ok

Miles:

Yeah

Larry:

Don't tell the world

Miles:

Oh sorry

Larry:

Try to be nice but no

Zoey:

Ok I'm about to get ready bye y'all

Larry:

Bye

(Zoey exits the room to get ready )

Yvonne:

Ain't this great

Brenda:

Yeah he always wanted to date her

Larry:

It alright

Yvonne:

Larry

Larry:

Oh no nothing

Yvonne:

Are you sure

Larry:

No i mean i could've rocked his world but no

Brenda:

Ok

Yvonne:

You a big mess

Miles:

He got a press conference at work tonight

Yvonne:

What

Brenda:

Oh no

Larry:

For real

Miles:

Yeah

Yvonne:

Thats sad

Brenda:

That sucks

Larry:

Oh well

Miles:

Guys just don't say a thing to zoey

Yvonne:

Why not

Miles:

She ate my cookie

Larry:

Who wants your old nasty cookie

Miles:

Uh

Larry:

She need a hard cookie

Yvonne:

Damn

Larry:

Um hm

Brenda:

Ok

(Kyla and Robert are at red lobster and they are kissing )

Robert:

Um baby this is amazing yeah

Kyla:

Um hm just us

Robert:

Yeah But enough talk more tongue

Kyla:

Umm

(They start making out and the waitress gives them their food )

Waitress:

Um guys you know there is hotel next to us

Both:

Yeah

Waitress:

Well do that

Kyla:

Oh ok

Robert:

For real

Kyla:

No babe lets eat

Robert:

Ok

(Zoey enters and sits behind Kyla and Robert and doesn't know their there )

Zoey:

Hmm

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