Keep it On The DL
Season #Season 1 Episode #5- Year:
- 2017
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(Zoey is Watching Tv in the living room when Larry comes inside with a problem )
Larry:
these hoes crazyZoey:
Whats wrongLarry:
HoesZoey:
What they doLarry:
They smile in your face and they try take your place them hoesZoey:
HoesLarry:
This isn't funnyZoey:
Ok O JayLarry:
B*tch( Zoey is Getting up in hostile way)
Zoey:
Who you calling a b*tch, b*tchLarry:
I'm Sorry(Zoey Sits down)
Zoey:
Ok whatLarry:
Well girl this is what happened(Theme Music)
(Robert and Kyla are at the record Store with Patti Love Symphony is playing )
Kyla:
Why are we hereRobert:
To support the cultureKyla:
BoyRobert:
Look i wanted to talk to you but only in your favorite placeKyla:
Well I'm all yoursRobert:
DamnKyla:
Get your mind off thatRobert:
Eww i love it when you get mad that sh*t turn me onKyla:
What is itRobert:
Ok well this is it i like but i think we should keep our relationship secretKyla:
Damn okRobert:
Look babe I'm not trying to be ...Kyla:
I can't believe thisRobert:
Look sweetyKyla:
I wanted to keep are relationship secret tooRobert:
Ok how soKyla:
Because i didn't want anyone to give me hard timeRobert:
OhKyla:
I love you but i will say only when we're readyRobert:
OkKyla:
OkRobert:
Until then( Robert leans in for a hug )
Kyla:
Eww now baby lets not hugRobert:
Oh(Kyla gives Robert a kiss on the lips and they start making out )
Robert:
I love youKyla:
I love you tooRobert:
Um(They passionately kiss again )
(Anthony and Zoey are listening to Larry Complain )
Larry:
Thats why i can't stop thinking about itAnthony:
So he won't return your callsLarry:
YupAnthony:
Oh he cheatingZoey:
Um hmLarry:
Now what do i doAnthony:
Well be like is it white manZoey:
YeahLarry:
All the races he could be doing he chooses white all hell no(Larry storms out )
Anthony:
Get your man(Kyla and Robert are now at an outside food joint )
Kyla:
So babyRobert:
SweetyKyla:
Where will we go tonightRobert:
To pizza hutKyla:
What the hell okRobert:
I'm so happy we're happy hereKyla:
Yeah I love how we get to be alone and not worry about......(Robert stare at a woman in lust )
Kyla:
What the hellRobert:
Babe I'm sorry but baby got backKyla:
This bastardRobert:
Oh I'm sorry baby I'm sorryKyla:
You better be(Kyla gives Robert the don't let it happen again or i will break your damn neck )
Robert:
Well what do you wanna doKyla:
Go homeRobert:
WhyKyla:
BecauseRobert:
BecauseKyla:
This is supposed to be the part you try to sweet talk me into sleeping with youRobert:
Oh okKyla:
Alright(Back at The jail house visiting Lauren)
Zoey:
Hey mommaLauren:
Hi sweet babiesZoey:
The guards are in the other roomLauren:
Oh really ok so what y'all doingZoey:
Just boredLauren:
Get a jobYvonne:
I got a jobLauren:
I know Yvonne I'm talking to everyone except youYvonne:
OhZoey:
Mom i got a jobLauren:
Oh my god everybody got jobs nowZoey:
Yeah we all are over 21Lauren:
WhateverZoey:
Well we going to the cafeteriaLauren:
Ok good what ever enjoy the stank food(Everybody Else leaves except Anthony)
Lauren:
What wrong kidAnthony:
NothingLauren:
WellAnthony:
I JustLauren:
You like zoey but much off a p*ssy to ask her outAnthony:
What the hell you must not have filterLauren:
I don'tAnthony:
Ok well its trueLauren:
Ok well man up and get that p*ssyAnthony:
You are the best mom everLauren:
Yeah i know jail really is changing meAnthony:
Ok I'mma do it
Lauren:
Ok sure
Anthony:
Ok
(Anthony leaves the cafeteria)
Lauren:
Oh my go where you going talk to me oh my god
(The guard Walks in )
Guard:
Your visitors left you
Lauren:
But that doesn't make them visitors
Guard:
Ok say it
Lauren:
Shake my mother f***in head
Guard:
You really should see a counselor
Lauren:
Oh my god ill
( Anthony and Zoey are at the diner)
Zoey:
Well I'm bored
Anthony:
I am too
Zoey:
Lord my mom she is suffering right about now
Anthony:
I am too what if i told you that i liked someone
Zoey:
Oh my god are you for real everybody likes Yvonne
Anthony:
No but she is very pretty
Zoey:
I know
Anthony:
But Do you ever
Zoey:
Oh my god its me isn't it
Anthony:
Yeah
Zoey:
Oh my
Anthony:
So
Zoey:
I would like for you to meet me at a nice restaurant like Applebees
Anthony:
Or red lobster
Zoey:
Ok its a date
Anthony:
This is real right
Zoey:
Yes
Anthony:
Not a dream
Zoey:
No
Anthony:
Ok
Zoey:
Ok
(Yvonne is trying to break a dish)
Larry:
Ok come on man
Miles:
Your not gonna do it
Larry:
Yes she is
Yvonne:
Yes i am
Miles:
Well do it
(Yvonne sings a high note and brenda falls down from the ceiling )
Brenda:
Damn girl
Yvonne:
What
Brenda:
Are you for real, Girl sing on key
Yvonne:
I'm trying
Brenda:
Well try harder
Yvonne:
What were you doing up there anyway
Brenda:
I was trying to be bat girl
Yvonne:
Oh well your not good at it
Brenda:
Your not good at singing at all
Yvonne:
Fine hurt me
Miles:
Oh she didn't mean that
Yvonne:
Yes she did
Miles:
No she didn't
Brenda:
Yes i did
Yvonne:
Oh well why don't you try
(Brenda sings a high note and breaks the glass )
Miles:
Damn
Brenda:
See
Yvonne:
Ok fine good luck
Brenda:
Whats luck gotta do with it
(Zoey comes in and is happy )
Zoey:
I have to get ready for my date y'all
Yvonne:
With who sis
Zoey:
Anthony
Larry:
Oh
Brenda:
Oh he finally asked you out
Zoey:
Yeah
Miles:
About that
Zoey:
Yeah
Miles:
He may not be
Zoey:
Wait a minute
Miles:
He may not be gay
Larry:
Ok
Miles:
Yeah
Larry:
Don't tell the world
Miles:
Oh sorry
Larry:
Try to be nice but no
Zoey:
Ok I'm about to get ready bye y'all
Larry:
Bye
(Zoey exits the room to get ready )
Yvonne:
Ain't this great
Brenda:
Yeah he always wanted to date her
Larry:
It alright
Yvonne:
Larry
Larry:
Oh no nothing
Yvonne:
Are you sure
Larry:
No i mean i could've rocked his world but no
Brenda:
Ok
Yvonne:
You a big mess
Miles:
He got a press conference at work tonight
Yvonne:
What
Brenda:
Oh no
Larry:
For real
Miles:
Yeah
Yvonne:
Thats sad
Brenda:
That sucks
Larry:
Oh well
Miles:
Guys just don't say a thing to zoey
Yvonne:
Why not
Miles:
She ate my cookie
Larry:
Who wants your old nasty cookie
Miles:
Uh
Larry:
She need a hard cookie
Yvonne:
Damn
Larry:
Um hm
Brenda:
Ok
(Kyla and Robert are at red lobster and they are kissing )
Robert:
Um baby this is amazing yeah
Kyla:
Um hm just us
Robert:
Yeah But enough talk more tongue
Kyla:
Umm
(They start making out and the waitress gives them their food )
Waitress:
Um guys you know there is hotel next to us
Both:
Yeah
Waitress:
Well do that
Kyla:
Oh ok
Robert:
For real
Kyla:
No babe lets eat
Robert:
Ok
(Zoey enters and sits behind Kyla and Robert and doesn't know their there )
Zoey:
Hmm
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