Kevvu Keka

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Sir, please give me arms!

You're maintaining body very slim,

six pack like Sunil?

No money even for a cigarette pack,

how can I have a six pack, sir?

Take this money and turn your

six pack into family pack.

Eat on time, got it?

Do we watches to eat on time, sir?

- You're right.

You're a great benefactor?

ls your name Dharmaraju?

Neither I'm Dharmaraju nor 'Di | ' Raju,

I'm Buchi Raju.

What do you want sir?

- I want a car for dropping.

Which car you want, sir

- Costliest car!

We don't have that company car, sir.

Did you get it like that, I meant

which is the costliest car here.

That's perfect for my range.

I want the costliest room

in your hotel.

Then, take President suite.

I don't want President's pant

or Prime Minister's shirt,

I want the costliest room.

Sachin stayed in this room

for IPL matches.

ls this already used room?

What's your name?

APP". here's your tip.

This tip will settle all my loans, sir.

I'll get on to the real work.

What word should I use?

Suicide note!

If you're born in this world, either

you should be Ambani or Amitabh's son.

I don't have that chance.

If many commit suicide for

the diseases,

I'm committing suicide for

not having money.

Don't send my body to mortuary,

I hate that smell.

Courier it to my uncle

Abracadabra Appa Rao's address.

Please note:
Uncle, I'm dying

for the first time in life,

don't be stingy in

conducting my funeral,

don't worry about cost,

make it a grand affair,

use sandalwood to cremate me,

yours... I'm going away!

Oh no! My death is nearing.

If I die in bad time,

I'll roam here as ghost.

I'm scared of ghosts.

Buchi, your life ends here.

It's sour!

How do people drink it to die?

If I add sugar,

I can drink it easily to die.

Stomach ache!

Why should I've this

disturbance when I'm dying?

Door is open!

Our bad time, did he find

our hotel to die?

What can we do?

Treatment is on inside,

please pay the bill.

Forget about your hospital bill,

who will pay my hotel bill?

This is the house.

What's this? No please...

You're too much!

What's this? No please...

You're too much!

Who's he?

Running a show early morning.

This is not that show

but my calling bell tune.

Don't imagine too much,

open the door and get in.

Got scared?

Don't forget you've come

to a magician's house.

If you want to see head,

turn your head and see.

What's this myth?

Got anxious?

I created many magical tricks

like to upstage P C Sorcar.

Are you here to book my program?

Where should I come and when?

You must come to Help Hospital.

ls the program in hospital?

Your nephew is there.

- What happened to him?

He tried to commit suicide for fun.

Suicide?

- Yes.

Our bad time!

How is Buchi?

- Buchi? That drunkard Buchi.

No need to worry about him.

But since he drank too much, it has

damaged his intestines and liver.

If his liver is damaged,

what about his treatment?

When we were treating for it,

suddenly his two kidneys failed.

I thought only in studies,

did his kidneys too fail?

He had paralysis after failing

both his kidneys.

My heart pains on hearing this.

Heart has two holes because

of extreme high and low BP.

You say about heart holes

like two patches on tyres.

It's not a big deal,

we'll patch it.

The real problem is

with respiration.

What happened to it?

Though ventilators are

pumping air inside

respiratory organs

are rejecting it.

Can't you tell him to breathe

in strongly?

We can but he must hear it, right?

You mean his ears too...

Lost it first.

Patient is out of danger,

pay Rs.9,9999, we'll treat him further.

Which part is working in

his body to treat now?

That's why we're engaging specialists.

Till then, we'll use eye drops.

- I'll sell my house.

We keep recording temperature.

- I'll sell my farm.

Come Doctor, come here.

For safe side,

keep a box ready in mortuary.

Medical treatment is deadly!

Are you fine, Buchi?

You said he's almost dead.

My nephew is happily

eating apple here.

Didn't you ask about Buchi Babu

who had spurious drinks?

Asked about my nephew Buchi Raju.

Your nephew drank scent

to kill himself.

Did you drink scent bottle?

I went to super market and

asked for poison,

how would I know it's

the name of a scent?

What's this nonsense, Buchi?

Though you don't have anyone,

you've your maternal uncle, right?

That's why you pay the bill.

Not just this bill,

I can build a house for him,

I paid electric bill for him,

Forget about that

first pay this bill.

Go, I'll PaY-

Tell me how much is your bill?

Rs.3000 or 4000 or 2600?

Rs.145000 including hotel

and hospital bill.

Rs.1 lakh...

- Forty five thousands.

Did I tell the bed would get

booked on hearing the bill?

Your suicide almost killed me.

- Anyway why do you want to die?

I brought you here to tell that only.

Can't you remember flask back

unless you come here?

I'll not get the feel.

First scene of my love story

began here only.

Does your life lover story too,

I thought it had only comedy.

I too thought like that only,

but on seeing the girl,

lover boy in me woke up.

On that table only,

I was having 2 idlies with

third serving of sambar.

Why are you seeing that side?

- Heroine walked in from there only.

I've seen beautiful girls,

innocent girls,

I saw that day my wo | rd's most

beautiful and innocent girl!

Did you fall in love

with senior Sridevi?

Generally when I'm eating I don't

bother about anything else than food,

I became a statue seeing the girl.

Venkatesh and Aarthi Agarwa | 's film?

1, 4 and 3!

I like you!

Film's name is I like you!

Yes, I like you!

Srikanth and Soundarya,

Nagarjuna special appearance?

I love you only!

- I love you only!

I'll marry only you.

- Yes, I'll marry only you.

Uday Kiran and Reema Sen...

You're in my heart!

You're in my heart...

You're in my heart...

Venkatesh and Soundarya...

Let's marry!

Let's marry!

- Yes, let's marry!

Marry happily,

you both are perfect couple!

Your love will also succeed like ours.

So senior lovers mistook you

forjunior lovers, right?

It's strange.

Second meeting was stranger.

Where did you meet her second time?

This park only.

- I expected this.

That's why you brought me

to this park, right?

My heroine was reading a magazine

sitting on that bench.

I entered munching groundnuts

listening to Pavan Ka | yan's song.

I thought young girl,

she's young mother!

ls it him?

Like father like son!

ls she really a mother?

Without bothering about crying child,

she's devouring magazine!

May her eyes go burst!

ls he father?

Without caring about crying child,

he's munching nuts!

May he be affected indigestion!

Baby is crying!

Fights and tiffs are common

for husband and wife.

Will you bring out the child

in chill weather for that?

Did you give birth to the child

or lifted it from somewhere?

The child is her...

She'll abuse as wife!

Won't we go home and cook and

look after wife and kids well?

What sort of husband are you?

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