Khaleja Page #2

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''Goons and criminals salute me.''

''Buddy, l will teach you a lesson.''

''First your car will be damaged.''

''All the public will

watch your scene.''

''l will make your

condition such today..''

''..that you will never be

able to drive a car again.''

''l will make you pay.''

''l will make you pay dearly.''

''l won't come in

anyone's hands now.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''No one is greater

than me in this world.''

''No car is better than my taxi.''

''Taxi!''

''Taxi!''

''l have changed the

directions of many storms.''

''My taxi runs faster

than an aeroplane''

''Taxi!

- lt's time to go!''

''Taxi!

- Yes!''

''l will never be scared of anyone.''

''l will live with my head high.''

''l will win the game, l

will play all the moves.''

''l have seen great ones like me.''

''Does anyone have the

guts to fight with me?''

''l will thrash him so hard

that he will never forget it.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''No one can stop my taxi.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''No one can stop my taxi.''

''No one has ever

been able to stop me.''

''No one has ever been

able to block my path.''

''Taxi!''

''Taxi!''

''No one has ever been

able to win over me.''

''No one has ever been

able to give me a reply.''

''Taxi. Taxi.''

''Whenever l rotate the steering.''

''A feeling of fear

spreads all around.''

''No one ever challenge

me or mess with me.''

''Look at me. Know me. l

will reach my destination.''

''l promise, l will touch the

sky with my hands one day.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''No one has ever

been able to stop me.''

''l drive a taxi. A

taxi on the road.''

''No one has ever been

able to block my path.''

Brother, by the way,

you didn't tell me..

..why you have come to Rajasthan?

Who comes without any reason?

You think l am mad?

l am trapped in

some trouble, brother.

The name of that

troublemaker is Sumita.

Her height is 5.10 inches.

5.10inches?! - Yes,

brother. She is like a pillar.

By the way, she looks mind blowing,

but she is dangerous.

She has played a

special role in my life.

l have met her four times.

Then what? The

autumn arrived in monsoon.

Meeting no. 1 . We had

met in a college campus.

Which college?

- To hell with the college.

l don't have to

take admission there.

An amazing earthquake

had occurred when l..

..spoke to her for the first time.

Strange people were roaming around..

..and on the top of it l

was receiving phone calls.

'Hello?'

'Welcome to Astro-world.

- Yes.'

'Please tell me your date of birth.'

'Mine? One minute.'

'Brother.

- Yes?'

'Brother from Kerela,

please walk ahead..'

'..otherwise the people

will think we are together.'

Sure. Sure. Let's walk ahead.

'lt is 9th October.'

'9th October? Yes. Today you

will meet a person in blue dress.'

'And your life will completely

change because of that person.'

'Yeah. Whatever!'

'Hey, my cap.'

'Do you want a taxi?

- No.'

'Shall l carry your

things to the car?'

'No, no. l will go myself.'

'Coffee?

- No, thanks.'

'Take it. Tea?

- No, thank you.'

'Thumbs up?

- No.'

'Sweetheart, shall we sit and talk?'

'Sir, what should l bring?

- Bring anything.'

'Okay, sir.'

'ls this called life?

There is no joy or happiness.'

'She has refused flatly. Dammit!'

'Buddy, stop playing. Please.

Please, l beg of you. - Okay.'

'l am sorry. - What are you saying?

Don't you know to drive?'

'Look my car is damaged.

- l.. l am sorry..'

'Can't you drive carefully?

Who allotted the license to you?'

'See the condition of my car.'

'What's wrong, brother?

Why are you shouting?'

'She has wrecked my car.'

'Did you dash it?

- No, l was just turning it around.'

'You should have done it carefully.

- No, l was reversing it slowly..'

'A hard push, but it

has dashed slowly.'

'This is the condition of my

car when she dashed slowly.'

'What if she dashed hardly?'

'Hey! She is a girl. Don't

show your manliness at her.'

'Understood?'

'l will give him compensation.'

'Darling, have you gone crazy?'

'He will rob millions

of rupees from you..'

'..in the name of compensation.'

'l am here. l will

handle the situation.'

'All right?

- Okay.'

'Brother, if she would

have done purposely..'

'..you could have sent

her behind bars. - Yes.'

'But she has done it unknowingly..'

'..so take Rs. 100

or 150 and go away.'

'Rs. 100 or 150?!

- Rs. 500!'

'l know this girl. Take Rs. 500.'

'Brother, it is a car.

- l didn't say it's an elephant.'

'Settle the matter for Rs. 500.'

'lt is fine for me,

but what about the taxi?'

'Taxi? The same which you

find at the railway station..'

'..with a black and

yellow combination?'

'No, not that. The

white car of Orange cab.'

'Goodness me! l am about

to get a heart stroke.'

'ls it written in blue on the side?'

'lt is written in blue,

but why are you crying?'

'lt is my taxi, brother.

- What?! lt is your taxi?'

'Oh, my God! l am ruined.'

'Darling has said that

she has dashed slowly?'

'l am sorry.'

'Oh, my God! lt is the same blue.'

'Damn you! So you

predict the future?'

'Hello?

- Welcome to Astro-world.'

'Yes. Who usually

predicts the future there?'

'Astrologer Anil Awasthi.

- Astrologer Anil Awasthi? l see.'

Where will l find him now?

'Ask anyone his address in Bandra.'

'He is very famous?

- Yes.'

'Look, shall l predict his future?

- Sure.'

'One man in white dress is

going to meet him in the evening.'

'Oh, wow! - After that Mr. Anil

Awasthi will walk on one leg.'

'But why? - Because l am

going to break his other leg.'

'Damn his prediction.'

'Meeting no. 2.' What

do you call the place..

..where you park your car?

- Parking place.

Yes. Parking place. There.

'Okay? So won't you

recognize me now? Hello! Come here.'

'Hi.

- Come here. Come.'

'l am sorry, l

didn't recognize you.'

'l am really sorry about that day.'

'l really didn't mean to do that.'

'Actually there were

many people there..'

'..so l got scared and left.'

'Actually it's my first accident.

l hope you understand.'

'First the glass. Second

the light. Third, the dent.'

'Thirty abuses from my boss.'

'The total is amount Rs. 8,950.'

'You can't escape by saying,

'l am sorry. l am very sorry.'

'l didn't know anything.'

'l will pay the amount. By

the way, how much is it?'

'Rs. 8,950. Give Rs.

10,000 as the round figure.'

'Rs. 9,000 is the round figure

for the amount Rs. 8,950, right?'

'There are more rounds

in Rs. 10,000. - Yes.'

'Take it.'

'She dashed it again? l am doomed.'

'Come out! Get down.'

'Damn you. Come out. Come out.'

'How will you be able

to see if you drive..'

'..wearing black goggles?'

'My side mirror is damaged.'

'Why are you glaring at me

like this? Will you kill me?'

'Are you angry at me?'

'You are too much.

You dashed my car.'

'You glared at me.

And you will kill me?'

'Then of what use am l? Lower

your eyes. Lower your eyes.'

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