Khaleja Page #9

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Driving a cab. Bashing

people up if they mess with me.

And do you know the third thing.

Getting beaten up if the

opponent is more powerful than me.

What special quality do l

have that you all call me God?

lf we sow the seed of this

fruit a plant will grow.

But you will find

this only to be a seed.

But l see a plant.

Brother, you are still alive?

Lay off. Don't touch. l'll kill you.

You ditched me.

l'm really scared

of getting a tattoo.

You think l enjoy it.

l lost all my fruits

because of your sweetheart.

l lost my watermelon. l lost

my car. And my job as well.

They ruined me by

tattooing me on my private parts.

l left a week ago. And

l am reaching today.

Who is he?

Sitting here like a statue.

He thinks l am God.

- God?

lf you are God, who

would the devil be?

l did not understand that either.

Shall we have a

test to understand it?

Give me Rs.10.

- What?

l need Rs.10. Will you give it?

You've started early morning.

Aren't you ashamed of

begging in jeans and shirt?

He is asking Rs.10 as if l

had borrowed it from him.

Good Lord!

Will you give me Rs.10?

Keep the change for Rs.100.

Adorations to Lord Shiva!

Adorations to Lord Shiva!

Adorations to Lord Shiva!

Why did you need to ask for Rs.10..

..from the bike rider

although we had money?

lf you ask for Rs.10 from the one

with a car, he gives you Rs.100.

l did not get it.

No one gives money to

others just like that.

The second time l

did not ask for myself.

l thought l would get some

milk for this boy if l get money.

He gave me Rs.100.

Brother, now l know

the definition of God.

He is not up there somewhere.

He is here within you and me.

lf someone needs help,

he jumps to his aide.

You'll get millions, notjust 100.

Things will happen as

per what you had imagined.

Siddha, look your

village means nothing to me.

But l'll still help you.

You saw a plant in the seed.

But l saw the God within me.

l'll show you. Come on.

Brother, where are you going?

Brother, stop.

Say something.

Where are you going, brother?

Thank God.

We would've died if we

had gone any further.

We would've died even if we had not.

lt would've been better if you had

shut your mouth in this situation.

Speak up, brother.

Where are you going?

Tell me, brother.

He'll tell us where we

have to go. Get him. - Whom?

Hey! Who are you?

- God.

What did you say?

Didn't you hear or are you

asking out of ignorance?

l am asking out of ignorance.

lt's better if you don't

understand certain things.

So what do l do, sir?

You came into this world alone,

and you'll die alone.

Can't you jog alone?

- Yes.

Friend, see you

tomorrow morning forjogging.

You beat me whenever you

feel like. Who are you?

Brother, whose single

blow drives you nuts.

l am the one.

l have heard this

dialogue somewhere.

Not drives your nuts, brother.

But block your mind.

That's an old dialogue.

This is absolutely new.

But this dialogue came from there.

But is he going to like the

beating he is going to get.

Why did you wrap up the

medical camp from there?

Are you going to beat the postman..

..if the telegram has bad news?

l don't need this logic.

l am asking you something. And

you are replying something else.

The dean wrapped

up the medical camp.

l am just the postman.

You won't speak like that.

l'll make you talk.

l'll cut your legs.

And you'll start talking.

Leave me. Leave me. Don't beat me.

l'm telling the truth.

l'm telling the truth.

What he say is true, sir?

l don't think so.

What are you doing?

Listen brother Tom. Mix

in some jaggery and eat.

And catch the dean.

Don't consider him an ordinary man.

He is the head of the college.

lt is very tough to catch him.

l wonder if there

will be tight security.

Will there be security or not?

- l don't know.

l told you there will be security.

We'll have to go in, brother.

Milkman, newspaper guy,

servant, waterman, plumber, driver.

Whom do we catch?

Lord, you are no human, but God.

Lord, what you think of will happen.

Great. Why should we go in?

Won't he come out?

Listen.

- Yes.

Are you dean Venkat Sharma?

- Yes. What do you want?

Don't question God?

Just follow his orders.

Hey! What's going on?

He is kidnapping in front of us.

Come on, call up the police.

Beautiful. Fantastic. Marvellous.

l have made 25 serials so far.

But l have never watched an

international movie like this.

Someone here is going to

call up the police l guess.

You, right?

You were so natural.

Encourage the artist,

folks. Oh. Hello.

Henu is in the car, right? Alright.

Lock the door and stay away.

Sir.

- What, brother?

What is this serial called? - Thali

mein Khopdi (brain on the plate).

What do you mean?

- You did not understand?

The bull's brain on the steel plate.

Phew!

Don't worry.

He'll break the

coconut with that rod.

Mix in some jaggery and feed us.

Darn you!

Why are you hitting me?

This is not temple that you

can have coconut every day.

You'll get something

else for lunch today. Apple.

Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

l am also a doctor.

Feed me an apple.

You want me to feed you

an apple and leave? - Yes.

Should l kill you feeding a banana?

Darn you! Moron!

Don't hit me. Don't hit me.

Rogue, no fake voices here.

lf you do so, l'll finish you off.

Why have we got him here?

What do l know?

He told me to move it.

Dean, why did you send the

letter to move the medical camp?

l did not. Actually G.K had sent it.

Who is he?

G.K is to lndia what

Bill Gates is to USA.

What has he got to

do with this college?

He is the board member of

our medical college. - So?

There is a rumour

that he had replaced..

..the dean if he refused

from moving the medical camp.

That's not a rumour. But it's true.

G.K's man Govardhan had

killed the previous dean.

When l refused from signing,

he threatened me as well.

Good Lord, we'll have

to catch him as well.

How many people do l catch?

There are no chairs or ropes either.

We'll bring chairs and

ropes with the next guy.

He is really influential.

lt is not an easy job to

catch and bring him here.

Lord is the mountain.

Don't mess with him.

You'll be wiped out. You'll be

destroyed. You'll be ruined.

His expectations are

increasing by the day.

Hello. Good morning.

How did you get here?

l reached the gate in a car.

lt was closed. That's why

l jumped over it. - Why?

To meet G.K.

l have been working

here for three years.

l myself haven't met him yet.

You are an ordinary secretary.

You question us?

Do you know who he is? He is God.

lf you are God himself,

make some miracle happen.

Brother cracks a mean joke.

By the way, we aren't here for G.K.

l have heard that a guy

named Govardhan works here.

He is a very close friend of mine.

We'll call him out ,

talk to him and leave.

Please.

lt's Sunday. lt's a holiday.

Jump over the gate and leave.

lt's Sunday. We'll have

to jump over the gate.

Then you should've

told this earlier.

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