Khullam Khulla Pyar Karen Page #3

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"I will have her taken good care of.."

"I will care for her.."

"She is the shop of a youth's story."

"She is not a girl, she is a Banarasi betel."

"She is not a girl, she is a Banarasi betel."

"Beloved, the heart agrees, but the words disagree."

"This is the attitude of the maidens."

"You don't know who I am."

"He is a arrogant fool, he doesn't agree."

"He doesn't know me at all."

"Save him.. his life is in danger."

"Save him.. his life is in danger."

"She is young, she is beautiful."

"I have fallen in love with her.."

"I have fallen in love with her.."

"She is not a girl, she is a Banarasi Betel!"

"She is not a girl, she is a Banarasi Betel!"

Do you see this Himalaya Travels? - Yes.

I shouldn't see it tomorrow. I'll take care of the rest.

Okay, ma'am.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey...hey...how did this wrong number come here?

Hey, what are you doing? Stop this hooliganism!

This won't work in a democracy.

Where is democracy?

Sir, you'll jump if you see my Himalaya Travels.

It's my job to jump and dance.

I've got such huge offers for my property.

From Muscat, from the US.. Even from Bill Clinton.

He wanted to build a house for Mona Lewinsky.

I said no, I won't give it. The Indian government made me an offer.

They wanted to build another Rashtrapati Bhavan.

I said, no. I won't give it. But when you told me..

What will you be making?

Yes, a dancing school.

I became emotional and agreed..

..because even my wife dances.

Where does she dance? In a beer bar or a night club?

Are you joking with me? I'll break your face..

..with my fist just like in the movie 'Ghulam'.

Take the 2000 sq ft place that I have..

..and give me Rs.500,000 as deposit.

Sir, come and see how my Himalaya Travels is..

What are you looking here and there?

Tell me whether it is good or bad..

I'll tell you anything only when I see something, right?

How will you not see it? It is R.P. Mangnani's property.

I've made it myself. Look properly and see.

What will I see? This whole ground is empty like the Ramlila Grounds.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? My property was here till yesterday.

Where did it disappear to all of a sudden?

You search for it. I'll leave.

Where did my property go? Where did my property go?

My property..

Thank God. Thank God.

Has some thief stolen it?

It isn't about thievery, it's about an earthquake.

Earthquake?

Did the earthquake affect only my 2000 sq ft?

Sir.. actually, it's a tragedy. I'm working with you..

And it's very unfortunate for me, my priest told me.

It'll clear off...but right now... it's a very bad time..

Tell me, what has happened?

I'll tell you, sir. He flirted with a girl.

She brought some hoodlums and did this to the building.

Tell me, how were you saved after..

..you were crushed under all this wood and tin?

There was something solid.. - Painting?

Yes, I saw that the office was about to crumble.

So I took the painting and held it over my head like a umbrella.

The office crumbled, but I didn't get hurt.

What happened to the painting? - That broke.

You broke the painting worth Rs.500,000?

Should I not have saved my own life?

Collect your baggage, and get lost from here.

You'll give me one chance. - I won't.

You're a very honest man. - I'm a wretched fellow.

You're a good man. - I'm not!

You're a saint. - I'm a devil. Get lost from here!

Can I go without money?

Take this. Take this, my father..

Don't call me father, I'm younger than you.

Oh...are you looking at my scooter?

Take it. Take it away. But it doesn't have petrol.

Who wants petrol? It'll work half the way on my reputation.

And the rest? - I'll tie it to some Bihari's truck..

..with a rope, what else?

Do whatever. Just get lost from here.

I don't feel like leaving you. But you don't..

..have anything that will make me stay.

Yes. That's what I'm saying. You're ruined.

But the girl because of whom all this has taken place..

..was gorgeous.

I've fallen in love with you at first sight.

Hello, I'm Ratilal. Who is speaking?

I'm Govardhan from Mumbai. Give the phone to Damani. - Yes, one minute.

Sir, it's Mr. Govardhan from Mumbai.

Tell him that I'm not here.

He's saying that.. sir.. just a minute..

Just a minute. It seems that it's something serious.

Hello, Mr. Govardhan.

Damani, my son Vicky is reaching Gujarat.

Receive him on the highway. - Okay.

Our bad luck is going, and good times are coming.

I have to get a lift from Mumbai to Bihar..

..because my scooter doesn't have petrol.

And I don't have any money either.

And I don't find this paltry scooter acceptable.

Understood? So you'll go in the middle..

..and meet with an accident. And I'll get a lift.

This is the car that you have to get me a lift from.

Understood?

Hey, what are you doing?

Silence! He has seen my whole game.

So...an accident.

1. 2. 3.

Oh, God. Oh, God. - Thrash him! Thrash the rascal!

Hey, what are you doing? Why are you doing this?

It isn't the mistake of this good man.

If the police have to be called, I'll call them.

Then why don't you call the police?

Because I don't want to. What's it to you?

But he has bumped you with the car.

So what? He has bumped me. I like being bumped.

I was going by the wrong side. I'm a wrong man!

How are you concerned with it?

This is great. Meddling is thankless nowadays.

Did I invite you to meddle?

Go and take care of your garage. You go and take care of your inn.

And you go and take care of yourself.

That's great..

Sir, are you hurt a lot?

Yes. It can't be seen, but I'm hurt.

It's good that you came or else..

They would have hit you, they would have broken your limbs.

But I won't let that happen. You're a honest man.

You're great. - You haven't seen my greatness till now.

Please give me a lift. - Yes. Come on...please..

Shall I tell? - Get lost from here..

What does he want to tell me?

Give me Rs.100.. - Nothing.

You bumped me, and I bumped him.

Give him Rs.100, he's very poor.

Yes, take this...take this Rs.100.

Go now.

We'll meet later. - Am I crazy to meet you?

Are you all right? - Yes. Fine.

Come on.. - Yes, come on..

I'm so shaken..

He seems so honest..

I'm completely shaken..

Let's go.

So...where are you going?

I'm going to Surat.

Why are you going to Surat?

I'm going to Surat to meet my future bride.

You're going to Surat to meet your bride-to-be? Congratulations.

That means you live in Surat.

No, I live in Mumbai. I'm going to Surat to see the girl.

Oh! You're from Mumbai and you're going to Surat to meet your future bride.

I have an idea. Why don't you drop me off at Patna..

..and then go to Surat? - Patna?

Yes, it's nearby. Leave me off at Patna and go to Surat.

Sir, Patna is 1500km from here.

And Surat is just 200km.

Oh. That's a great problem. - Exactly.

I'll drop you off at Surat and take the car to Patna.

Don't worry. I'll fax the car back. - Fax?

No..

Look, you seem to be rather drunk already.

And then, you're drinking even now. What if we have a problem?

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