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CASPER:

Yeah.

TELLY:

But then when she got into it. She

really got into it. It was good.

CASPER:

How did she smell? Did her puss

stink?

Telly puts his four fingers together and then puts his hand

in front of Caper's nose.

TELLY:

Take a whiff.

Casper takes a huge whiff, the snot in his nose makes a loud

sound as he smells Telly's fingers.

CASPER:

Oh man, it smells like

butterscotch.

TELLY:

Hell's yeah. She was so clean.

CASPER:

Oh man, that's the best.

TELLY:

You could tell she took care of

herself. She had all these powders

and creams in her bathroom.

CASPER:

Let me smell it again.

Telly lifts his fingers once again, as Casper breathes in the

odor.

.

CASPER (cont’d)

That's why virgins are the best. I

love that smell.

7.

As they walk down the street, joggers, men in business suits

with briefcases, ambulances, and women with baby carriages

all pass by.

TELLY:

You know what else?

CASPER:

What?

TELLY:

I can tell that she had just

entered puberty.

CASPER:

How?

TELLY:

Well, I was flipping through a

picture book of her and her family,

right.

CASPER:

Right.

TELLY:

And there was this picture of her

painting Easter eggs or something.

And I said, you were cut when you

were little.

CASPER:

Yeah.

TELLY:

And she goes, yeah that picture was

taken less than a year ago. I look

younger without my makeup.

Casper starts to crack up.

TELLY (cont’d)

And I looked at her, and thought to

myself Oh my god, this girl is a

baby.

CASPER:

Yeah.

TELLY:

And for a second I felt a little

bit guilty. You know, because she's

young and all.

(MORE)

8.

TELLY(cont'd)

And then I was like, oh sh*t, that

turns me on. I wanna f*** this

little baby girl.

They both laugh.

CASPER:

F***in perverted bastard.

They continue to laugh and walk.

TELLY:

I'm telling you Casper. I think I'm

getting addicted to that sh*t.

CASPER:

To what? Virgins?

TELLY:

Yeah. It's like all I think about

now. Not just that, it's like

lately during sex, I start dreaming

about these complex fantasies.

CASPER:

What do you mean?

TELLY:

I mean I'm dreaming about going all

out, crazy sh*t.

CASPER:

You mean like f***ing two virgins

at once.

TELLY:

(laughing)

That would be good. But I mean more

like. I don't know. Like when I was

having sex with her, I kept

thinking how much I would like to

put it in her ass. Just to see what

would happen.

CASPER:

(laughing)

She's probably smash you in the

f***ing face.

.

TELLY:

I don't know about that. She was

pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna

try.

(MORE)

9.

TELLY(cont'd)

The whole thing is, you just gotta

take it slow. Show 'em some

respect.

CASPER:

Did you tell her that you loved

her?

TELLY:

Like. Like. Never love. Love is for

low-level virgin seduction guys.

They stop walking. Casper takes the last sip of his beer,

then throws it toward an orange trash can. He misses the can

and the bottle smashes in the middle of a busy street.

CASPER:

Sh*t.

TELLY:

What do you want?

CASPER:

Get another forty.

(burps)

Smoke a blunt.

TELLY:

Are you hungry?

CASPER:

Hell yeah. F***in starvin. Wait up

a sec.

Casper takes two steps away and starts urinating in someone's

bushes. People walk by and stare.

TELLY:

You wanna go to Paul's house?

CASPER:

What for? That guys a dick.

TELLY:

I'm sue he's got food. He's always

got those microwave burrito things

in his freezer.

CASPER:

You think he's got any herb?

TELLY:

I don't know, he quit dealin but

I'll bet he'll smoke us out.

10.

CASPER:

You think?

TELLY:

Probably.

CASPER:

He lives on 76th?

TELLY:

CASPER:

Den less go Joe.

He zips up his pants.

They start walking again. Casper is carrying a folded up

comic book in his hand.

CASPER (cont’d)

Telly.

TELLY:

Yeah.

CASPER:

Did she suck your dick?

TELLY:

A little bit. But I didn't really

want her to.

CASPER:

Why?

TELLY:

I don't know. That's too easy. I

mean getting a virgin to suck your

dick. That's so easy.

CASPER:

It is right.

TELLY:

I want to knock her guard down. I

mean there's a whole philosophy

behind it. Having a virgin suck

your dick, that's basic because

there's nothing lost.

CASPER:

It's no big deal, right?

.

11.

TELLY:

Right. But when you deflower a

girl, that's it. You did it. You

were the one. No one else can ever

do it.

CASPER:

Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook

on the this situation is.

(they both start laughing)

It's like getting fame, you know

what I'm saying. It's like, if you

died tomorrow, and fifty years from

now all the virgins you f***ed are

gonna remember you because you were

their first.

TELLY:

Yep.

CASPER:

They're gonna tell their grand

kids.

(mimicking an old lady)

That Telly. He sure was good in the

sack!

The two of them are laughing, their conversation has gotten

them very excited.

They walk in front of a Korean grocery. The grocery has a

small outdoor produce section, juice, fruit, sodas, etc. A

KOREAN GUY with flip-flops and headphones is sitting on a

tall wooden stool.

TELLY:

You thirsty?

CASPER:

Yeah, I feel dehydrated.

TELLY:

You got any money?

CASPER:

Three pennies and a ball of lint.

TELLY:

You down with the boost?

CASPER:

(whispers)

Unzip my pack, yo.

12.

He turns around and Telly quickly unzips his backpack.

INT. KOREAN GROCERY - DAY

The grocery is your basic traditional market with a lunch

buffet. Behind the cash register is a middle-aged KOREAN MAN.

He is watching a small black and white television set.

The two boys enter.

Casper walks straight to the back where they keep the beer.

Telly circles the buffet and then walks up to the cash

register.

TELLY:

Uh, let's see here, would you

happen to have diss digg?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah?

TELLY:

Diss digg. I'm curious if you have

it?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah is dissdee?

Casper is going through the beer section. He pulls out two

40oz. bottles of and puts them on the floor.

.

TELLY:

Diss digg, diss digg, diss digg.

KOREAN STORE OWNER

I no understand you. Maybe crazy.

A round mirror is reflecting Casper putting the bottles into

his backpack.

TELLY:

I'll ask you one last time. Do you

have diss digg?

KOREAN STORE OWNER

Whah you say? Dissdee?

Casper runs up to the counter and grabs his crotch.

13.

CASPER:

He said This Dick, mutha fucka!

Can't you understand English?

The two of them both run out the door.

Telly taps the Korean man who is sitting outside. The man

looks in the opposite direction while Casper grabs two

peaches and puts them into his pocket.

The two boys run off.

The Korean man gets off his stool. He pulls his headphones

off his ears.

KOREAN MAN:

Stupy fucky boys! Fucky!

He looks at his fruit stand and puts a peach in the spot that

Casper previously stole from.

EXT. UPPER EAST SIDE - APARTMENT - DAY

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