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RUBY:

The pain. The f***ing pain!

JENNIE:

And you feel like you're being

ripped open inside.

RUBY:

You are being ripped open.

.

JENNIE:

I know.

RUBY:

Did you bleed?

JENNIE:

I didn't bleed.

RUBY:

You didn't?

20.

JENNIE:

No, I didn't bleed.

SUSAN:

I bled. I f***ing bled all over the

sheets.

DIANE:

Me too.

RUBY:

I bled. I bled like on the condom,

there was blood everywhere. And you

know what he started singing? He

started singing "Sunday Bloody

Sunday." That stupid f***ing song.

Everyone is cracking up.

RUBY (cont’d)

I was like... I was like... No.

They sang that the whole sleep

away. My reputation!

DIANE:

It doesn't even matter though. It's

such bullshit. The reputation is

bullshit.

RUBY:

I know.

DIANE:

You know.

JENNIE:

Yep.

DIANE:

I don't give a f***. I have sex and

I like f***ing.

RUBY:

Hell yeah. I love. I love sex.

JENNIE:

Foreplay. Foreplay.

LINDA:

(smacks hands together)

Yep. That's the best way. It's that

boom boom boom.

21.

RUBY:

Right. You know it's not like...

You know there's a difference

between sex, making love, and

f***ing!

LINDA:

Yep.

RUBY:

Making love is like.

LINDA:

Sweet.

SUSAN:

Slow.

RUBY:

It's grandmother style.

Jennie is cracking up and pounding Ruby's back.

LINDA:

Yeah.

RUBY:

It's like...

LINDA:

You know what it's like. It's like

when you really love someone, it's

like awww .

RUBY:

Yeah.

LINDA:

Its like. But it gets boring. It's

boring.

RUBY:

It's really slow. It's slow boring.

SUSAN:

Yeah.

RUBY:

It's very monotonous.

LINDA:

Yeah. And sex is just like, yeah

let's have sex,

22.

SUSAN:

It's like yeah whatever. But when

you f***. You wanna f*** that

person. You're like ripping each

other's hair out. Ooooh.

She pulls her hair, everyone laughs.

RUBY:

Right. You're like it's just this

instinct. It's like this animal

instinct is taking over you. It's

like...

JENNIE:

Passion...

RUBY:

Boom!!! Boom!!!

INT. PAUL'S APARTMENT - DAY

Some of the guys are sitting in front of the couch doing wipits.

Casper is chewing on a microwave burrito and watching

the guy next to him play Nintendo. He is blowing into the

burrito.

.

They are in the midst of a conversation.

STANLEY:

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

PAUL:

That's the one thing. They expect

you to be so gentle, so kind...

ZACK:

When most of time you just wanna be

all. Pounding on that sh*t.

STANLEY:

That would be the best if you could

just be. Excuse me can I borrow

your hole Miss? It'll only take a

little while. I'll give it right

back.

Laughter.

TELLY:

But that's the thing. Girl's like

it slow. They like romance.

(MORE)

23.

TELLY(cont'd)

They like things to be sweet and

romantic.

CASPER:

Yep.

TELLY:

I mean I've been with a lot of

girls I know.

CASPER:

Yeah me too nigga.

INT RUBY'S ROOM - DAY

In the midst of their conversation.

SUSAN:

You know... You know a lot of times

sex gets in the way. Has that ever

happened to you?

LINDA:

Yep.

SUSAN:

You know. Because sometimes the

foreplay is just so good. And then

when it actually comes time for

sex. It's like the worst letdown.

JENNIE:

Yep, yep. But he has to know what

he's doing and where he's going.

Because they can like touch you for

hours and they won't ever know.

RUBY:

Hell yeah, they don't know.

They all start laughing and clapping hands and snapping

fingers.

JENNIE:

Like where are your erogenous

zones?

RUBY:

Mine?

JENNIE:

Mine are like my neck and my chest.

24.

LINDA:

Yeah. Mine are my toes. Oh my God

if someone sucks my toes I'll come

in like ten seconds!

RUBY:

Yeah. It depends. Cause like this

one time with Eric, when we got

blasted at his house. And Smash J

and DJ Flipper was there...

LINDA:

Oh sh*t.

RUBY:

And we were blasted, and he must

have been dumb horney. And he just

pulled me over to the bed. And they

were in the room, like getting

dressed, like getting ready to go

to go to Disco

SUSAN:

Right.

.

RUBY:

And we were like underneath the

sheets. We were going at it like

crazy. Oh my God that sh*t was so

good! It was like hard...

SUSAN:

Yeah.

RUBY:

He was like sucking my tits. He was

f***ing fingering me. But that sh*t

was nice and hard.

She starts pounding her fists.

RUBY (CONT'D) (cont’d)

I was like ripping his hair out.

And we kissed like so hard that our

lips were busted. And that sh*t was

so good. It was crazy.

They slap hands and laugh.

RUBY (cont’d)

(laughing)

He was like ripping my hair. I was

like oh yeah.

(MORE)

25.

RUBY(cont'd)

(moving her hips back and

forth)

Work it.

They all crack up.

SUSAN:

You know why I decided to go out

with Alex.

JENNIE:

Why?

SUSAN:

(starts laughing)

He has the best f***ing fingers

I've ever had.

She holds up her middle two fingers and starts shaking them

back and forth. Everyone is cracking up.

SUSAN (cont’d)

(still laughing)

I was like yes! I'm going out with

him!

LINDA:

That's right. That's why foreplay

is better than sex.

SUSAN:

Yep.

LINDA:

Because he can like climax you up

to that...

JENNIE:

... Point.

LINDA:

Yep. Where just one more move and

you would be like crazy.

She snaps her fingers.

RUBY:

Yep.

LINDA:

But then the sex gets into the way

and you're like:
What happened!

What the hell happened?!

26.

RUBY:

Yeah it's the biggest

disappointment!

SUSAN:

Yeah. And it takes them either too

long or too short to come. Have you

ever had someone that took forever

RUBY:

To come?

SUSAN:

Yeah. I had sex with Jake, and it

took him like an hour and a half.

LINDA:

Yeah. The sh*t gets wacked. Fifteen

minutes.

RUBY:

Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an

hour. Hard and deep.

LINDA:

Me. I can only take it up to

fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.

RUBY:

Yeah I get bored.

LINDA:

I start thinking about what I'm

gonna eat afterwards.

.

SUSAN:

Yeah, eat. I got real thirsty too.

Laughter.

INT. PAUL'S APARTMENT - DAY

Continued talking.

Casper is playing the video game. He is playing with a great

deal of intensity.

CASPER:

You know what I notice?

ZACK:

What?

27.

CASPER:

I notice that girls love to give

head. It's like a secret pastime

hobby for them. Or somethin'.

STANLEY:

Some girls.

CASPER:

All girls. They love it. I know.

Casper's game finishes.

CASPER (cont’d)

(under his breath)

I hate this game.

TELLY:

No. Casper's right. Girls love it.

They just act like they don't in

front of their friends.

PAUL:

Yeah. But when it's just you and

them. That's like the first thing

they go for.

Casper starts a new game.

CASPER:

I know. They love it. That's why

girls live longer than guys. 'Cause

sperm has vitamin C.

INT. RUBY'S ROOM - DAY

In the midst of their conversation.

JENNIE:

I hate sucking dick!

RUBY:

Yeah. 'Cause they f***ing shoot you

in the eye, the face, the ear.

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