Kids in Love Page #5

- Alright.

- Where's your drink, sir?

I haven't got one yet.

I literally just arrived.

- See you in a bit.

- Nice to see you.

Hey, man. What's going on?

I'm going to call my date...

Where did he go?

- Who?

- Milo.

You're probably the best person to ask.

I'm not sure I am.

Well, he likes you,

and I like that, but...

Well... everybody likes you.

You like playing this little game?

Are we playing a game?

Ooh, I think you might be.

Well, if we were playing a game,

I don't think I would play it with you.

That's a shame.

Whoo!

Yeah! Wow!

Let's take a cab.

Let's walk.

- You serious?

- Yeah, I'm serious. Let's walk.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah. You want to?

OK. Take us all night, but...

That's fine. I've got all night.

How did you end up

living with El and Vi?

I don't know if I can tell you.

You're gonna laugh.

I'm not gonna laugh. Tell me.

On a school trip. French exchange.

OK. That is quite funny.

That's perfect.

And so, what, you just kinda...

stayed and never left?

Well I-I had to go back to Paris

to finish high school.

And, um, when the accident happened,

I came back and I stayed.

Oh, that's nice.

What about your parents?

I mean, do they...?

They must miss you, like...

Yeah, well, you know, they're busy,

and I'm busy too, so...

Right.

Do they come visit or...?

Not really.

They call me, every Monday at 9:30.

Oh, like a set time. Wow.

It's very stupid.

It's strict.

Actually,

they still think I'm in college.

- Really?

- Yeah.

For art?

Yeah, 'cause, you know,

I tried that, but, I don't know,

I'm not really good with

this color structure, I guess.

OK. Well, that's alright, you know.

I mean, there are

a ton of famous artists

- that never trained.

- Yeah, right.

So, can I see some of this art?

I don't know.

I don't, I don't really

like to show my art.

Such an artist thing to say.

That right there.

Well, maybe I'll show you one day.

Yeah? OK.

I look forward to that.

Interesting.

Cas?

My two favorite people.

Want a beer?

Yeah, thanks, man.

Thought you were Cassius.

You guys have fun tonight?

Loads.

Jacky?

Yeah, man.

Yeah. Why did you leave?

Don't worry, baby.

I'm just glad you had fun.

And you, Jack.

Saved by the bell.

- Are you OK?

- No, not really.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You're being a bore again.

- Oh, the biggest.

Let's go to bed.

You really are a beautiful man.

You really are.

Jacky, he'll get over it.

How do you know?

He cares more about his car than her.

Milk?

Tea?

Peanut butter?

Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.

Bed?

Yeah, come on.

Anyway, Jack, you know we love you.

- Sleep well.

- Thanks.

Wake up, mate.

Jack.

Wake up.

I've got you a cup of tea, yeah.

Hey, man.

- Big night, was it?

- Yeah.

- Been a while.

- Yeah.

What's up, man?

What's up with you?

Uh, I've felt better.

- Haven't seen you in ages.

- Yeah. You're good, though?

Why haven't you introduced me

to your new mates?

They're not my new mates.

Whatever the f*** they are.

Why haven't you introduced me?

Are you embarrassed by me?

They cooler than me or what?

Am I emb...?

Why are you in my room, Tom?

I don't know, actually.

I'm just... I'm gonna go.

I'll just...

I'll see you whenever. It's fine.

OK. Walk away, and be a child about it.

Are you joking me?

Are you kidding?

I was gonna say the same

thing to you, mate.

It's three o'clock in the afternoon.

Sort your sh*t out!

Look at this place!

I don't care what time it is!

And why do you?

What does that matter to you?

Why are you in my room?

Asking me all these questions?

Is this 'cause I won't

go traveling with you?

- No.

- So what is it about, Tom?

It's about you turning

into a f***ing arsehole, mate!

How am I an arsehole?

How would you know?

I haven't seen you!

I haven't been with you,

and you can't deal with that.

F*** off!

- Oh.. good, great, nice.

- Jack.

Sorry, mate, you've gotta understand...

Jack... Jack, can we please have a chat?

You and them both, huh?

This is great. Everyone's having a go.

I didn't mean to push you.

I just lost it for a second.

You know what?

It's good. I needed it.

Any idea how much money you've

spent over the last few weeks?

Are you actually joking me right now?

Your internship starts tomorrow.

Oh, you're right!

I'm so sorry! I totally forgot!

I should be downstairs ironing my tie!

How do you think

Bill Walker likes his coffee?

You have no idea how lucky

you are to be working for Bill!

Bill Walker can f*** off!

Excuse me.

Jack.

- Oh, you missed him.

- He was quite far away.

Yeah, you should have just hit his car.

Smashed window would've been nice.

Or right on his head.

- Dans la tte?

- Ah, oui, c'est a.

Hey.

What's with the backpack,

Huckleberry Finn?

Oh, I've run away.

First time?

Yeah. Yeah, it's my first time.

Livin' the dream, brah.

Actually, I was gonna ask you

guys whether I could stay here.

- Yeah, sure.

- You can have my room.

- Wait, where are you staying?

- I got a date.

Like a sleepover date?

Not officially, but...

You are such a sleaze.

You're like an advert for chlamydia.

It's way too early for this.

Shall we do something?

Uh, us?

Yeah.

Why don't you guys go up to the country?

Yeah, we've got a place.

We haven't been there in ages.

Do you want to?

Yeah, I mean... I want...

Do you want to?

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

- Yeah, yeah, OK.

- What's...?

- Drive safe.

I'm just gonna pack,

and I... I come back.

I'll, I'll wait here.

Oh, my God.

Ta-da!

I'm sure it's not that hard.

Yeah.

I can drive. I just...

...don't have a license.

That's fine, then.

I believe in you, baby.

Wait, wait.

- Miss.

- Thank you.

F***ing hell.

This is an awful idea.

- I mean, like, really bad.

- Do it for me.

Let's go. Hit the road, Jack.

Don't wanna know

What's written on the last page

Let's just leave

'Cause I've grown so tired

of this place

Oh, the road is lonesome

Before you travel on it

Oh, the road is lonesome

Before you travel on it

Let the wind run through my fingers

There's a cool breeze

coming from the sea

I hear the sand under the wheels

There's a cool breeze

Thanks for doing this.

- It's OK.

- No, you're kind.

It's fine.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. I'm having fun when I'm with you.

While you drive me far away

We left head over heels

Oh, the road is lonesome

Before you travel on it

Wow.

Finally.

Thanks.

Bedtime.

Which one do you want?

I don't mind. Which one do you want?

Well, that bed is better.

You could always be a gentleman

and give me that one.

Not sure about being a gentleman.

- We could toss a coin for it.

- F*** you!

OK, well, Rock, paper, scissors then?

Right.

Go on, count it in, p*ssy.

One, two, three.

What is it that you call me again?

One, two, three.

P*ssy. I called you a p*ssy.

OK, well. Big time.

- Oh, massive! Huge moment.

- One, two, three.

Oh, f***.

Paper beats rock.

- Yeah, whatever.

- Yeah, whatever.

You know, in France,

I don't think that paper

really beats rock.

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