Kika Page #4

to give it more bite.

You don't need it, it's fantastic.

What more do you want?

Talking about that love bite...

Today in my office,

an incredible woman

came asking for you.

She sounded Mexican.

She came to my house afterwards.

Be more discreet,

don't give my address to whoever asks.

She was pretty,

I thought you'd like her.

f I want to meet pretty girls,

I'll find them myself.

I'm sorry.

Did she cause trouble?

No, but it took me

an hour to get rid of her.

PAUL BAZZO:

RAN AWAY FROM JAIL

Who are you, what do you want?

It's me, Pablo.

Why are you here?

I escaped.

Why'd you come here?

Where else?

Come in, idiot.

I told you not to escape

till your time was up!

Jail is so tough. It's not for me.

What will I do with you?

Can't I stay a few days?

You can't stay!

What'll I tell the seores?

The truth, I'm your brother!

You're crazy!

They'll report us to the cops.

No, not the cops.

Give me some dough and I'll split.

I don't have more.

I'm thinking...

You'll steal something.

The chair?

What do you need the chair for!

Because you said so...

Tie me up and gag me.

Go to the seor's office,

behind the columns,

to the right.

Grab what you can.

Video cameras, cameras...

Only go in the study.

What did I say?

Steal something.

Where?

In the study, behind the columns,

to the right.

Done.

Put everything in the bag,

I'll try to sell them.

Then you'll go to cousin Reme's.

I'll call to tell her

to hide you a few days.

Stop eating!

Didn't eat yesterday.

If you hadn't escaped,

you wouldn't be hungry.

Where will you get

better assistance than jail?

There's no girls in jail.

There are faggots, aren't there?

It's not the same.

Not the same!

He wants it all!

Tie me up and punch me.

Don't hit hard, ok?

Why should I tie you up?

Are you into sadism?

God, are you dumb!

Once they discover the theft,

they won't think I helped.

You got some brain!

And you have none!

C'mon, gag.

- What?

- Napkin on the mouth, gag, tight!

Take it off!

Don't make noise,

the seora's asleep.

There's a seora sleeping?

I see what you're aiming at.

Are you horny?

Tonight you'll screw me and steam off.

- Twice.

- Fine.

Plus Reme.

- We'll see.

- And the little girl.

Leave the little girl out of this!

Don't go in there!

I'll call the cops!

No, fine, don't worry.

Gag me and punch me already!

I wonder what they taught you in jail...

Quiet, Juana.

Ready?

F***!

Delicious.

Look at this.

Check the muscle. What do you think?

God, I'm knackered.

I behaved, didn't rape.

Juana, wake up.

We have to go to Reme's,

you promised two fucks.

Don't pretend you're asleep.

She won't awake...

Hey, that's me!

Stop messing.

What are you doing?

F***ing.

Don't call her, she won't answer!

- What?

- Did you kill her?

No, she's unconscious,

gagged and tied to a chair.

Leave me alone!

Stay still!

Would you rather I rape you

or slit your throat?

Spread your legs.

Careful with the knife.

You're Paul Bazzo, right?

Yes, the famous porn actor.

I'm Kika.

How ya doin'?

Careful with the knife.

What you're doing is very bad.

I'm the best!

They always told me on my films.

This isn't a film,

this is an authentic rape.

It's the best!

You must have a lot of problems.

None at all.

You escaped the jail!

I read it and saw it on TV.

Why don't you stop what you're doing?

Let's talk.

You'll tell me your problems.

I'm a woman of the world,

very liberal.

And very discreet,

I won't tell.

Okay?

Stop drooling on me!

I'm talking to you!

Leave me alone!

Move the knife!

Damn!

Hello, police.

Quick, they're raping a woman,

Calle Se villa 3, 6th floor.

How do you know? You the rapist?

So why are you changing your voice?

I'm a voyeur,

I'm watching from my terrace.

A voyeur! Name, number!

Alejandro Muoz, Calle Orense, 23.

Think I believe that, arsehole?

He looks like Paul Bazzo

and is pointing a knife to her throat.

Did you get the address?

Calle Se villa 3, 6th floor.

Fine, wiseguy.

See if you get raped too.

What's up?

A crazy says

he's watching Bazzo rape some girl.

People hallucinate!

Did he say where?

Let's check it out.

Surely a lie.

That's why,

we'll take a walk

and kill the morning.

I'm in no mood for hassle.

How I notice the passing of time!

Don't you?

Think I should put some

collagen on my jowls?

Just a touch.

I have everything else,

including the dimple.

Know what it costs

to have one done in USA?

Ten dollars!

But not like this one.

Only Kirk Douglas and I have one alike.

Stop that nonsense.

Let's go hunt rapists.

Listen.

Haven't you had enough

with two orgasms?

My record is four, without pulling out.

But today I'll beat it!

Why do you have to beat it with me?

One thing's a rape, this is something else.

It's taking all day...

I have to blow my nose, take a pee...

What do I do!

I don't like this.

Put the knife down!

Keep quiet!

One more thing...

You're just out of jail.

You're not sick, are you?

I don't suppose you had

the courtesy of wearing a condom...

The least you can do if you rape

right and left is wear one.

I'm up to here with dick!

Leave the seora alone,

you son of a b*tch!

Go to the kitchen!

Don't go!

Come closer, I'll untie you.

I saw that! Want me to jab you?

We can't do anything.

Relax and let him come.

He came twice without pulling.

Twice already?

Says his record is four.

It's Paul Bazzo,

the porn actor who escaped.

I see.

We're dealing with a professional.

Paul, can you hear me?

She's talking to you!

You can't keep us here all day.

We have to negotiate a deal.

You come again, you leave

and nothing happened.

We won't report him, right?

Agreed? You come and leave, OK?

- Did you hear?

- So come on.

So come on, do it!

That's all we need, who can it be?

Go to the kitchen.

Don't open, whoever it is.

Open!

How can I, I'm tied!

Ask for help.

I'm gagged too!

Do something.

Do something! What?

Come on, come!

Nothing doing here.

Wait.

I hear something.

Somethings going on!

Open! Police!

Open or we'll kick the door!

Don't shoot!

Don't go in! We don't know who's there!

Let's get back-up!

Cover me.

Were you raped?

Don't know. They hit me.

If they raped me, I didn't notice.

How many are they?

I answered the door to one.

You should only open to the cops.

He was disguised,

what could I do?

Should we get help?

I'm going in, cover me.

You stay here!

What if they're armed?

So are we, goddamn!

Here, in the bedroom!

The middle door.

- It's a trap.

- Who cares.

I can't wait all day for you to come!

Don't be suicidal.

I'll be as suicidal as I want to.

Police! Let the woman go!

You, help me with the knife!

A**hole!

I'm pointing a gun to your head!

They're pointing a gun!

- Listen to him, he's nuts!

- He's nuts!

I don't want to shoot

and fry your brain!

Not fry his brain, no!

He won't move. He's about to come!

Gimme a hand!

Don't worry, seora!

Paul, aren't you taking this too far?

Come back, arsehole!

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