Kilimanjaro Page #4

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- You twisted your ankle.

You'll be fine.

- The doctor said to take it easy for two weeks,

see how i start to recover.

The doctor doesn't know sh*t.

- He's a foot specialist.

Doctors always give you the worst-Case

scenario, and everything's...

Thanks. I think i'll be okay for now.

- It's your money.

I f***ing hate that guy.

- Dude, i hate him, too.

I know, so can we just not spend any more

time thinking about him than we already have?

He's just so condescending.

- I know. He doesn't know sh*t. Let's not talk about it.

Why are we talking about troy?

Talk about troy in the afternoon,

now you're gonna go

out at night and talk about troy?

I don't want to talk about troy.

Clare?

- Yeah. -What does she want?

I don't know. See if she leaves a message.

So, you guys are back together now?

- No, we're not back together now.

"No, we're not back together now."

No, of course not. Whatever.

Actually, i'm going out with someone else tomorrow night.

- That's it?

That's all you're gonna give me?

- What? -Why don't you tell me about

Oh, she's busted, then, huh? Are you

embarrassed? You're embarrassed, aren't you?

Yeah, she's got a f***ed-Up face,

doesn't she?

No.

- Where are you going? -I'm going to the bathroom.

Well, where'd you meet her?

- I met her at the track. -Well, tell me more.

Come on. If i was dating somebody,

i'd tell you about it.

Yeah, if. If.

- Retarded. You want another beer?

No.

- I wasn't gonna buy it for you anyway.

Hi. You two, hi.

I'll buy you guys beers if you want one.

Whatever.

# where is the one true love

# where is the one true love

with eyes that dance for me? #

# i'm goin' home today when will the stars align for

Hope you have fun tonight.

- Yeah. We'll see if she shows.

You want me to help you with some of those?

- Uh, no. I'll be fine. Thanks.

I don't want you to be late.

- I'm not meeting her till like 6:30.

Really, it's okay.

- Oh, all right. I want a full report.

Doug! Hi!

Oh, my gosh. I am so

sorry that i am so late.

Have you been waiting forever?

- No, i just got here. -Honestly?

Yeah.

Oh, god. Okay, good, because i just have had,

like, the craziest day.

I'm going through all this sh*t with my friend haley and her...

- I'm sorry.

No, you know what?

It's... it's not your problem, is it?

If you want to talk about it...

- Um, no. Actually, i don't.

Okay.

- Okay. Should we... you're still... okay.

Um...

Um...

yep. Just feeling around for it.

Um... you know what?

Can we just go in for, like, a minute?

I'm sorry.

Why not? It's not like we're terrorists.

I mean, they caught bin laden.

No more terrorism.

- I can see the pool from here.

No, i just want her to look in the computer

and see that my name is in the computer.

We can come back some other time.

- No, it's fine.

This is just ridiculous.

Okay, look... are you the manager?

No.

- Well, can i speak to the manager?

Sorry. She's not here.

- Oh, of course not. -Really, it's fine.

No, it's not fine. It blows.

Oh. Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is just not my day.

- Hey, don't worry about it.

You want to go get a drink?

- Yeah, i do. That sounds really good.

I don't even think i need

this cane.

Really? -Yeah.

No, i need it. Yeah.

- Oh, cool.

Yeah, nope. Yep, nope.

Mnh-Mnh.

What? What's up?

- Yeah, that is haley's boyfriend, and i just... i

i really can't do seth right now.

Do you want to go someplace

else?

You know, i just feel like having a

bottle of wine and watching television.

Is that terrible?

- Oh, okay. -But my place is a... it's a

Oh, okay.

- But my place is a... it's a bit of a hike, so...

We could go to my place if you want.

I mean, it's not too far.

I mean, or we can go to another bar.

- No, no, no. Okay.

Yeah, let's go to your place.

- Okay.

Okay. Lead the way.

- Um... i think we should go this way, okay?

I'm like, a moment in my life.

Like, i really don't know what i

want to do with my life, you know?

I feel like such a loser, but i don't know.

Oh, nice.

I know.

- You sure you gonna be okay? -Yeah, i got it.

You sure you gonna be okay?

- Yeah, i got it. -Okay.

Oh, that first door opens without a key.

Oh, it does? Oh, okay.

I'll open it for you.

Oh, my gosh. I was talking to this guy

last night who said he was gonna go

Rock climbing or something, and i was like,

"i know someone who's climbing k2."

That shut him the f*** up.

This is it.

- Cool.

Let me just get my keys. I've been here like...

- Oh, i got it.

Thanks.

- You're welcome.

After you.

- Oh. Uh... hi.

Oh. Uh... hi.

- What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

- What am i doing here? We had plans.

No, we didn't.

- I'm sorry. Are... are... are you his girlfriend?

No. Clare, we never made plans.

- You texted me last night.

What are you talking about?

Okay, you know what?

I'm just gonna let you guys work it out.

No, i'm... no, i'm leaving.

- No, Clare, i swear to god, i never texted you.

Ok. Exuse me.

- Please. - Exuse me.

Clare.

My ex. I'm sorry. Can you just hang out?

I'm really... i'm really sorry.

- It's... yeah.

Clare!

Clare!

Clare!

Clare, please, just wait a second.

I'm not with her, okay? She's just a friend.

- Why did you do this?

I didn't do anything.

- You texted me last night. -No, i didn't.

Mitch texted you.

- From your phone?

We were out drinking.

He probably took it at some point.

Why would he do that?

- Why would I do that?

To punish me.

- Punish you?

I'm sorry. Have a good night.

- Clare, please.

I'm not with her.

She's just a friend.

We were in the neighborhood, so we came here.

That's it.

Okay.

- Okay?

What happened?

- I was running, and i fell.

I should go.

I'll call you, okay?

I'd be surprised if she ever wants

to speak to me at this point.

Well, you can thank me later.

- Thank you? -You're welcome.

You read a text from my phone and responded from my phone.

- Yeah. Yeah.

That's probably a felony... in georgia.

- She didn't need that, mitch.

She didn't need to come to my apartment

thinking that i invited her

and have me walk in with some girl.

And what? What?

You guys aren't together, all right?

She's got no right to be upset.

- She's a human being.

No, i don't. I just want you to

stop pulling sh*t like this.

Why does Clare still have keys?

You need to cut the cord, man.

What did you want to happen?

I mean, what were you hoping for when you sent the text?

- What?! I was f***ing around.

It was a f***ing joke.

- Yeah, well, it wasn't funny.

I figured that you'd see the text or she'd

call before she just showed up

let herself into the apartment

with the keys

that, apparently, you won't take back.

You know, if you're so concerned with me

getting rid of her, you're doing a really

Shitty job helping me find someone else.

- Like that's my job.

Okay. Is it your job to sabotage

what i have going on for me?

What do you have going on for you?

What, you and this other chick?

She came to my apartment.

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