Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Page #3

to never do again.

I have created "something that kills people."

And in that purpose, I was a success.

I've done this because philosophically,

I am sympathetic to your aim.

I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword.

If on your journey, you should encounter God...

God will be cut.

Yellow-haired warrior...

Go.

Domo.

It was one year after

the massacre in El Paso, Texas,

that Bill backed

his Nippon progeny

financially

and philosophically in her

Shakespearean-in-magnitude

power struggle

with the other yakuza clans

over who would rule vice

in the city of Tokyo.

When the final sword

was sheathed,

it was O-Ren Ishii

and her powerful posse,

the Crazy 88,

that proved the victor.

The pretty lady

to O-Ren's right,

who's dressed like

she's a villain on "Star Trek,"

is O-Ren's lawyer, best friend,

and second lieutenant.

The half-French,

half-Japanese Sofie Fatale,

another former protge

of Bill's.

The young girl

in the school-girl uniform

is O-Ren's personal bodyguard,

17-year-old Gogo Yubari.

Gogo may be young,

but what she lacks in age,

she makes up for in madness.

Do you like Ferraris?

Ferrari... Italian trash.

Do you want to screw me?

Don't laugh! Do you want to screw me, yes or no?

Yes.

How 'bout now, big boy?

Do you still wish to penetrate me...

...or is it I...

...or is it I... who has penetrated you?

See what I mean?

The bald guy in the black suit

and the Kato mask is Johnny Mo,

the head general of O-Ren's personal army,

the Crazy 88.

And just in case

you were wondering

how could a half-breed

Japanese-Chinese American

become the boss of all bosses

in Tokyo, Japan, I'll tell you.

The subject of O-Ren's blood

and nationality

came up before the council

only once.

The night O-Ren assumed power

over the crime council.

The man who seems bound

and determined

to break the mood

is Boss Tanaka.

And what Boss Tanaka

thinks is...

Boss Tanaka!

What's the meaning of this outburst?

This is a time for celebration!

And what exactly are we celebrating?

The perversion of our illustrious council?

Tanaka, have you gone mad?

I will not tolerate this!

You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!

Tanaka-San, of what perversion do you speak?

My father...

...along with yours, and along with yours,

started this council.

And while...

...you laugh like stupid donkeys...

...they weep in the afterlife...

- Shut up!

...over the perversion committed today!

Outrageous!

Tanaka, it is you who insults this council!

Bastard!

F*** face!

Gentlemen.

Tanaka obviously has something on his mind.

By all means, allow him to express it.

I speak, of the perversion done to this

council,

...which I love...

...more than my own children,

...by making a Chinese Jap-American

half breed b*tch its leader!

So that you understand how serious I am...

...I'm going to say this in English.

As your leader, I encourage you

from time to time,

and always in a respectful manner,

to question my logic.

If you're unconvinced

a particular plan of action

I've decided is the wisest,

tell me so.

But allow me to convince you.

And I promise you,

right here and now,

no subject will ever be taboo.

Except, of course, the subject

that was just under discussion.

The price you pay

for bringing up either

my Chinese or American heritage

as a negative is,

I collect your f***ing head.

Just like this f***er here.

Now, if any of you

sons of b*tches

got anything else to say,

now is the f***ing time!

I didn't think so.

Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.

One ticket to Tokyo, please.

Moshi moshi.

Gogo.

Yeah!

You have to say "Yes, yes, yes" to

any selfish demands they make.

They demand ridiculous things.

Shut up... Do you know what would

happen if they heard you?

What's gonna happen?

Did you hear about the Tanaka clan?

You're gonna get your head chopped off.

No, I don't want that.

Yes, it's me.

And if you give us a contact number,

we will get back to you.

Who do you remind me of?

Charlie Brown!

You're right, he does look like

Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown.

Four pepperoni pizzas.

That's not on our menu...

I don't care, bring them, goddammit!

Hey... hey... Charlie, give me a kiss.

O-Ren Ishii!

You and I have unfinished business!

Charlie Brown, beat it.

Miki.

TEAR THE B*TCH APART!

So, O-Ren, any more subordinates

for me to kill?

Hi!

Gogo, right?

Bingo.

And you're Black Mamba.

Our reputations precede us.

Don't they?

Gogo, I know you feel

you must protect your mistress.

But I beg you.

Walk away.

You call that begging?

You can beg better than that.

Is that what I think it is?

You didn't think it was

gonna be that easy, did you?

You know, for a second there,

yeah, I kind of did.

Silly rabbit.

Trix are for...

Kids.

This is what you get for

f***ing around with yakuzas!

Go home to your mother!

Those of you lucky enough to still

have your lives...

...take them with you!

However...

...leave the limbs you've lost.

They belong to me now.

Except you, Sofie!

You stay right where you are.

Your instrument

is quite impressive.

Where was it made?

Okinawa.

Whom in Okinawa made you this steel?

This is Hattori Hanzo steel.

YOU LIE!

Swords, however, never get tired.

I hope you've saved your energy.

If you haven't...

...you might not last five minutes.

But as last looks go,

you could do worse.

Silly Caucasian girl likes

to play with samurai swords.

You may not be able to fight

like a samurai.

But you can at least die

like a samurai.

Attack me...

...with everything you have.

For ridiculing you earlier...

...I apologize.

Accepted.

Ready?

Come on.

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

My Sofie.

I'm so sorry.

Please.

Please forgive my betrayal.

No more of that.

But still...

But still nothing.

Except my aching heart

over what she's done

to my beautiful

and brilliant Sofie.

I've kept you alive

for two reasons.

The first reason is information.

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde!

Burn in Hell, you stupid, stupid blonde!

I'll tell you nothing.

But I am gonna ask you questions.

And every time

you don't give me answers,

I'm gonna cut something off.

And I promise you,

they will be things you will miss!

Give me your other arm!

I want all the information

on the Deadly Vipers.

If you had to guess...

What they've been doing.

Why she left you alive...

And where I can find them.

What would be your guess?

Guessing won't be necessary.

She informed me.

She said I could keep

my wicked life for two reasons.

As I said before,

I've allowed you to keep your wicked life

for two reasons.

And the second reason is

so you can tell him, in person,

everything that happened

here tonight.

I want him to witness

the extent of my mercy

by witnessing

your deformed body.

I want you to tell him all

the information you just told me.

I want him to know what I know.

I want him to know

I want him to know.

And I want them all to know

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