Killer Christmas Page #5

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Some f***ing freak

with a Santa mask.

A Santa mask, really?

There was a girl

on the fifth floor,

she was chained,

blood all over the bed

and she said somebody

is in here.

That explains the cans of food

I found in the kitchen.

I'm telling you there was a hobo

serial killer rapist in here!

So, so f***ed.

We have to phone the police.

We can't call the police, Margo.

There's no f***ing service

in this hick town.

We need to get the f***

out of here, then!

Where are the car keys?

Where are the car keys?

Cutler.

I am not going back there!

Ok, someone has to or we are not

getting out of here.

F***, you three stay together.

I'll go get the keys,

where's Cutler?

Down the hall,

in one of the last rooms.

I'm going with you,

there's a killer on the loose,

you can't go alone.

You can't leave us in here,

it's a death trap.

Why don't you meet us in

the kitchen, where we came in.

We'll get the keys

and meet you there.

We're coming down with you and

we'll split in the staircase.

Ok, let's go.

[panting]

[child whispering]

Deck the halls.

[door squeaking]

[Robbie]

What the f***?

[keys rattling]

It's clear.

[Kate] Come on, stay close.

It's just at the end

of this hallway, ok?

Ok, let's go.

Wait, wait, wait.

We'll see you downstairs, ok?

You're going to be ok?

I think so,

just please be quick.

[Kate] As quick as we can be.

Please, do.

Does this seem strange?

How do you know this is not

a f***ed-up game?

Why would they do that?

Are you kidding?

These people

are completely narcissistic.

All they do is get f***ed up

and play these stupid games.

I thought you liked them

as roommates!

Better than being alone,

but doesn't mean I like this.

Ok, this isn't a game, Robbie.

How do you know that?

I saw Art get killed!

Yeah, how he died?

I mean... I don't know.

So you never actually

saw him die?

No, but...

And you never saw

Cutler die either?

You just took Bella's word.

Yeah, but did you see the look...

Are you kidding me?

This is to f***

with the newbies!

What about the cans?

I saw them with my own eyes.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe there was a hobo around,

that doesn't mean there's

some f***ing psycho killer!

Until I see f***ing evidence,

I don't believe sh*t.

We're about to find out,

we're here.

Moment of truth.

Oh my god.

Oh, sh*t.

- See?

- Oh my god, this isn't a game.

Of course not, people

don't die playing games!

We need to find the keys

and get the f*** out of here.

- So, so f***ed.

- I'm not finding anything.

There's no keys,

no wallet, nothing.

Oh, god, I'm sorry,

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

Where is his backpack?

I don't see it.

God dammit,

the killer probably took it!

What do we do?

Ok, we need to calm, focus,

and come up with another plan.

[heavy footsteps]

The kitchen's

through there, wait.

Can we wait in the hallway?

I don't want to get trapped,

it'll be easy to find us.

And the killer, we should just

get the f*** out of here.

What about Kate and Robbie?

It's not safe in here, Margo.

We can't just leave them.

F*** them, I don't know them.

Are you for real right now?

Margo, there's a killer

on the loose,

we need

to get the f*** out of here.

And go where?

Anywhere.

No, that's not right.

It wasn't right to come here.

Yeah, we're here now, ok?

We're not just leaving them,

we're in the middle of nowhere,

- it's pitch black and freezing.

- Shush.

Where are you gonna go?

Who the f*** cares?

Just get the f*** out of here.

The kitchen's there.

No, Bella, I've told you,

I'm not leaving them.

I can't go alone

You're stuck here, doesn't it?

Oh my god, don't do this to me.

You know what, Bella?

You do you.

I hate you.

Oh my god, why?

Why is this happening?

Why they killed Cutler?

What the f*** is going on?

Hey.

Everything is going to be ok.

We're gonna get out of here,

I promise.

Okay.

[loud screams]

You hear that?

We need to find Bella and Margo

and get out of here.

Hurry!

[loud screams]

[indistinct yelling]

This way, this way!

[Bella] This way.

[Bella] Check in there.

[panting]

[sobbing]

Bella, Bella?

Bella!

I can't open the door!

Stop, I can't!

Bella!

[screams]

Stop, stop it!

I can't, I can't, stop!

Stop, my god, stop!

I can't, I can't.

Please, please!

[screams]

[Margo yelling]

Bella!

Oh my god, he's here!

Stop!

[loud screams]

F*** you!

F*** you!

No, no!

F*** you!

[panting]

No, no!

Please, please, please!

[gasping for air]

Where are they?

What the f***?

Ok, the screams came

from that way.

No, I'm done with this.

I don't know these people

and neither do you.

F***, f***!

F*** this sh*t.

Margo?

[heartbeat]

Bella?

Margo, where are you?

[pounding heartbeat]

[bells jingling]

[muffled screams]

[owl screeching]

[owl screeching]

[owl screeching]

Holy sh*t.

[squish]

[groaning]

F***, f***, f***!

[bells jingling]

F***, f***.

[loud scream]

Jolly old Saint Nicholas

Lean your ear this way

Don't you tell a single soul

What I'm going to say

Christmas Eve is coming soon

Now, you dear old man

Whisper what

you'll bring to me

Tell me if you can

F*** you, f*** you

you f***ing weirdo.

Oh, I wasn't the freak?

Art? But I saw you die.

What the f***, I saw you die!

But did you really?

What the...

[loud screams]

What's wrong with you?

I told you I loved you

and you...

threw it in my face.

Made me the body of jokes

then paraded your relationship

with Cutler

in front of me

like I didn't matter.

You f***ing kill everyone.

I just wanted you and Cutler

but your friends keep

getting in the way.

You're going to rot in hell!

I've got a while, but you

keep it warm for me down there.

[squelch]

Oh my god, oh my god!

Oh, oh my god!

You're the tree guy!

Thank you, thank you!

No, please don't, please don't.

You were right when you said

I was creepy.

[difficult breathing]

Oh, I like this.

Thanks, buddy.

[weak scream]

Jolly old Saint Nicholas

Lean your ear this way

Don't you tell a single soul

What I'm going to say

Christmas Eve is coming soon

Now, you dear old man

Whisper

What you'll bring to me

Tell me if you can

Merry Christmas.

[heavy breathing

through the mask]

[child whispering]

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

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