Killer Tattoo

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Boss, boss! You gotta run!

A man like Blackie doesn't run from anybody.

But, they just got Kit Silencer

to come after you.

What! Kit Silencer?

Pore Buffalo Gun. Right?

Here's your, dear. Lunch boy.

Killing a cop is already difficult.

Killing an iron cop is even more difficult

$100,000 US dollars

I probably can't do this job alone.

OK, $150,000 US dollars for

the additional team.

If you agree,

I'll pay 50% right now.

The rest, after completion of the job.

Remember, you just got out of jail.

Where else are you

gonna get this kind of offer?

Hey, Brother! How's it going Buffalo Gun.

Long time, no see, man.

How's everything?

Hey, don't worry about it

I'm sorry

I never gonna to see you

I understand.

In our line of business, it's good to

stay as far as possible from the cage.

By the way,

how's your wife Van?

She passed away many years ago.

What? How did she die?

Sick?

You don't need to say anything, man.

This is Dog. Just call him DOG.

How about the other one?

And on stage is Er M16.

M16 pretty boy.

Isn't he gonna come down and

talk with us?

Probably not. I'll do his talking.

And besides, he has a communication

problem.

Then, how the f*** are we supposed

to work?

Look, we've done many jobs already.

Without sh*t going wrong, OK.

You sure?

Yeah

Any others?

I was told that Dog is really crazy.

It will be troublesome

I tried to get someone else.

But nobody will dare to do it.

Why? Are they all rich?

Those killers I know,

all gone back to be farmers in their

own villages.

Why thing becomes like that?

Those foreigners got all the jobs.

And they are so popular.

Maybe our next president will also

be a foreigner.

Do you know that?

Who ask you to kill?

I don't know. I also want to know.

How does he know me?

I need your help this time.

Be quick.

Why didn't you wear you f***ing suit,

man.

Other is this guy deaf?

Nothing. He don't understand Thai!

What? He's not Thai?

No he's Elvis. Do your think Elvis

is Thai

I know Elvis is American.

But don't f***in' stand there and

tell me that this fool is American!

He's not American. But he is Elvis. And.

Most importantly, Elvis don't speak Thai!

If you want to talk to him,

you have to speak English!

Can you speak English?

Hey you,

why... why you like this?

OK, understand?

No good, no good.

You know? You know! ER M16.

What?

Do this guy understand?

You no good. Why you...

Hey Ghostman, your f***in' turn,

I had enough! Speak English!

This is a book.

Why did iron cop come here?

This is my daughter's art exhibition

I don't like this guy.

Look at his way of walking.

You see, nobody wear suit.

What?

No problem?

Ghostman never have any problem.

Ask Elvis to come here.

Come here!

OK man, the action time.

Hey, Ghostman, your mark is here.

The rest will be in the gallery.

Stand by for plan 2.

And what's plan 2?

Plan 2 means that if you f*** up.

There I will cover you.

And dog, when

I'm in position, cover me.

And ER M16,

You job is to cover me and Dog.

Don't f*** up!

Ah, sorry you gotta speak English

English again? AGAIN?

Hey Ghostman, are you sure

Buffalo Gun.

Will pay after the job.

Look Dog, I know him well.

He never cheats anyone.

He's not gonna skip.

No, you know like this, OK?

No you know like this.

You cover me right here,

and I go here,

OK? OK?

OK, tomorrow as planned.

And what should we wear?

How about dressing as a guard.

Open you dam eyes,

This is an art exhibition,

dress like an artist,

you f***in' idiot!

Hey' I was just asking?

Dear? Ghost.

What is it dear Van?

What do you love more,

me or your guns?

You of course.

Why did you shoot me?

No...!

One...

Good...

- Two...

- Excellent...

- Three...

- Great... Four!

OK, Four... Five... Fix.

Fix your... It's six!

Why you hit me? Why you hit me?

I've been teaching you forever.

Why can't you remember a thing.

Six and you still say fix.

Speaking in Thai is f***in' difficult!

I am an American. I am Elvis!

No, no, no, you are not Elvis.

You are Oh.

No, my name is Elvis, Elvis...

You are... Oh instead.

No, you are Oh.

NO! OH!

NO! NO!

Hey! Don't, don't, don't

I am Elvis, Stop, stop!

I am Elvis.

Stop! Don't!

I am Elvis!

OK, you are Elvis!

Your damn family born in Arkansas,

America.

NO!

OK, you are Elvis!

Yes, thank you!

God dam, This is my Sin.

What a Sin?

Elvis, Elvis...

OK, you are Elvis.

What a Sin?

Look at him.

What kind of American eats Som Tum.

Dad,

Where are you?

He doesn't care about you.

Why do you hurt him?

Are you crazy?

None of your business.

You did care about us.

If you leave, don't come back anymore

I'm looking for my Dad.

Where are you?

Do you know what time.

It is? My friends are all here and.

You're the only one we're waiting for.

When are you gonna get here?

So Dad,

are you gonna come or not, huh?

There's no traffic at this hour

I'm here, Plah baby. I'm here. Relax.

How much more time?

Not more than 5 minutes

Hey man,

you've going to an art exhibition or.

Exorcism? You look cool, really artistic.

Don't f*** with me.

So where's Ghostman?

He's already on his position.

You friend? Did you tell your.

Tell what?

Tell him to wear a disguise.

Tell I did.

Then why the f*** is he still

wearing that?

He said Elvis is already an artist.

No need to change outfits.

Yeah. Same, same. No different!

F***ing idiot!

Check weapons!

Weapons?

Yeah!

You planning blow whole building or

what?

Guns are all you need.

But, ah, I don't have guns.

What?

No guns?

How the f*** do you work?

I always use explosives.

No guns necessary!

Here take this gun! Man,

you use explosives.

In a place like this, and we all die.

He can not use the gun.

What?

He doesn't know how to shoot.

Sh*t!

Oh yes!

Wait a minute, it's not the Chief of

Police.

Are we on the wrong floor?

Are we at the wrong place?

Why everybody's dressed luxuriously.

We got the right place,

but the wrong costumes.

That's what I thought. Then,

what do we do next?

Well, we probably have to

change outfits.

What? Change outfits?

Right.

So, my exhibition is not important

to you?

Why do you say that, Plah?

If this what not important,

I wouldn't be standing here.

Lets go, lets go

I want to see the artistry of

a world class artist.

Come on Plah,

don't make that kind of face.

It's your big night.

What's this?

Relationship number 1.

Do you have a problem Dad?

Is it a little too big?

No

OK, OK! And what's this?

Relax

So, what do we do next?

Wait!

Er M16 needs to take a sh*t.

Why now?

And now?

Just go!

Go

thank you.

What's this?

Love potion #9.

No, this is obscene...

What kind of love this is dick!

It's art

I sent you to England and

all you learned.

How to make a dick?

How can you that! It's art.

It's my soul.

Soul? This dick?

Dad!

Quiet

And don't point at me.

Plah!

Honey

Oh...

Boss!

Go, quick!

Yes!

Don't move!

Ready?

OK!

Don't, don't!

Relax! Let's talk.

Relax! Don't hurt anybody.

Be careful, no fire!

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