Killing Gunther Page #4

Synopsis: A group of eccentric assassins are fed up with Gunther, the world's greatest hitman, and decide to kill him, but their plan turns into a series of bungled encounters as Gunther seems to always be one step ahead.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Taran Killam
Production: Saban Films
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
53
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
R
Year:
2017
92 min
126 Views


- I'm sorry.

- It's okay. It's okay.

Whoa. Whoa!

Hey, guys. Hey, guys, look.

What is that? Is that us?

No, it's not the

connection here.

Guys, there's somebody in

the building. Who is that?

Guys, I need a report.

- I'm on it.

- Nobody on our side.

That's him. That's

him. He's here.

All farmers, the fox

is in the henhouse.

I repeat, the fox

is in the henhouse.

- Just say he's here.

- He's here.

Copy that.

Donnie and I are heading

to the lobby now.

Sanaa, izzat, meet us there.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

You can't film in here.

I'm gonna need you to leave the

building immediately, please.

- Ow, my keys!

- Yong is on the roof.

- Mia and barold are on the floor.

- You've seen him?

- He did.

- Sort of.

- You guys take the stairs. We'll meet you up there.

- Got it.

- What do you mean, "sort of"?

- -The place is crawling with people with guns.

There's all sorts of people

leaving without signing out!

You and I will take point

at feizmark's office.

Mia and barold, sweep

the north side.

Sanaa and izzat, cover

all emergency exits.

Gabe, get ready to shut down

the elevators on my mark.

- Shutting down on your cue.

- This is it, man. We're gonna do it.

Here. All right, say, "cheese."

- Duck face?

- Yeah, fine.

Let's go.

We're coming, Gunther.

- Have you seen him?

- We might already be too late.

Mr. feizmark, we are

not here to hurt you.

Where is the man

who was just here?

Help...

he's in the ceiling!

Sanaa, he's headed towards

you, southeast corner.

- Roger.

- Sorry.

- No, I'm sorry.

- You okay?

- Your hands are very soft.

Barold, it's so loud in my eye!

- Are you okay?

- Just get him!

You...

I've seen his face!

No, no, no, please!

Izzat!

- Izzat!

- Where is he?! Where is he?!

Did he run past you!

No. No, no, no, no!

Oh, man, look at his face!

He's dead.

Where is Gunther?

Where is Gunther!

He can't just disappear!

We should leave.

Oh, man.

Should we take the arm?

Abort! Everyone meet at

the rendezvous point.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

- Where izzat?

- He's dead.

Why is the Van not

waiting? Gabe!

Wait. Where are the others?

Wait. Where's Sanaa? We

can't leave without Sanaa.

Izzat's dead.

What? What!

No! He's dead?!

- Oh, god, no!

- Someone's coming.

Oh, no!

- Hurry. Get in.

- Where did you go?

I wiped the security tapes.

Okay, Gabe, go.

Go. Drive. Drive.

Stop crying, and drive.

Stop crying, Gabe.

I shot him.

- Who?

- Gunther.

- You're sure?

- Oh, I'm positive.

Okay, great. Great. That's

great. Way to go, Sanaa.

All right, yeah,

that's a good thing.

We'll watch the footage when

we get back to the safe house,

but that is a good thing.

That's a very good thing.

- Oh, god!

- Gabe!

Thank you.

- Be honest, I'm a little... is there any more...?

- I got you.

Oh, I'm still rolling.

- Your middle name's ramis?

- Yes. Barold ramis.

- His middle name is ramis.

- Hey, guys, guys.

- Quiet, quiet. Here it is.

- That's insane.

She got him. You got

him. She did it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, what?

Yep, I see, too.

Gabe, can you go back?

- Looking.

- Going back.

- There. Did you see it?

- I didn't see anything.

Rewind it again,

but play it slow.

- In slow motion.

- In slo-mo. Here it is.

Hold on. Hold on. Pause there!

- Holy sh*t.

- That's you face.

Blake, he's got your face.

He's using your face.

That's not me face. That's not me

face. That looks nothing like me.

No, that's not me.

That face is that face.

- It's the same face.

- It's not!

It's got thin lips. It's got

a very round, small chin.

- It wasn't me.

- We know!

We know it wasn't you, okay!

Obviously, Gunther knew we were coming,

and so now he's playing with us.

Um, what worries me is not

that he can look like me.

What worries me is that clearly

he can look like anybody.

A lot like anybody.

Exactly.

But he's hurt...

And that's going to help us.

a facility that can

access all cellular data.

So I asked my contact to

monitor their phone activity.

She just got back to me with a

confirmed Dr. Julian serbek.

Phone call about a bullet

wound to the right quad.

- Yes!

- Nice work, yong!

- 7:
30 at serbek's office.

- 7:
30 A.M.?

- Yeah.

- That's in 45 minutes.

Guys, we gotta move now!

Pack up! No time to waste!

- I need my coat!

- Barold, wake up!

Which one is it exactly?

Second floor. The one

with the chimney.

You're sure they're in there?

Infrared sensors picking up two

men matching height and weight.

Definitely a

doctor-patient scenario.

There comes Donnie.

Okay, just erase that.

All right, it's all rigged up.

See that red car across

the street there?

Rigged it with a piata bomb.

The second we see Gunther

come out that door,

we're gonna cut

him up real good.

We got Mia and barold

across the street...

And Sanaa in the alley.

And I... Have my poisons.

Exactly.

There's no escape.

This time, we're gonna get

him. We're gonna get him!

Let's get him.

Someone's coming.

Someone's coming.

There he is. That's

him. Donnie, blow it.

Boom goes the dynamite.

Boom goes the dynamite.

- Boom goes the dynamite.

- Donnie, hit it!

- I did. I did.

- Obviously you didn't. Nothing happened.

Donnie, what the hell?

I didn't touch that car, man.

Then why did it just explode?

You told me to rig the red car...

he knew. He knew we were coming.

Where's Sanaa?!

She pinned down cross street.

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

Okay, I think it's done.

Gunther's a f***ing dick.

Jesus Christ, what

a waste of cars.

I don't know what happened, man.

I don't make mistakes when

it comes to explosives, man.

This is a Gunther move.

I'm telling you.

- You okay? Are you okay?

- No. No!

I pissed myself, man! Come on!

Oh, Donnie.

Yong, what is the

name of your contact?

- This wasn't her fault.

- I want the name!

- Somebody told Gunther we were coming!

- It wasn't her!

Give me the name.

Give me the name.

- Guys, guys, what's that sound?

Wait. I hear it too.

I know that s-s-s-sound.

What the...

Is it dead?

Is this what poison feels like?

This sucks.

- Friend now!

- No, no, no! Don't let him do it!

She got him!

- Yeah, way to go, Sanaa!

For yong, you piece of sh*t!

Please tell me

there's two bodies.

We got two! We got two!

To, officially, the best

killers in the biz.

And why are we the best?

- Because we beat the best.

- Yeah.

We killed Gunther!

Too bad yong died.

- Mmm...

- Yeah.

Got bit by a snake.

- That's right.

- But we won!

- Yeah, we did!

- We won!

Yes, we certainly did!

Whoa-oh!

Blake, i was just wondering.

- Now that we're done here...

- hey, hold on.

Excuse me? Miss?

Excuse me, hello.

- You can't film here.

- Oh, no.

It's my buddy's bachelor party.

We're filming the whole thing.

Um...

Can I please get a beer

for my friend and I

and a pitcher of mai tais.

Awesome. Now that we are done,

are we allowed to go home?

Karaoke!

- Hey, Blake, they got karaoke.

- I surprised Donnie!

- They have karaoke, baby.

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Taran Killam

Taran Hourie Killam (born April 1, 1982) is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He is best known for his television work on shows such as The Amanda Show, Wild 'n Out, Mad TV, and Saturday Night Live. Killam is also known for his portrayal of a teen pop star in the 2004 Disney Channel Original Movie Stuck in the Suburbs. Killam performed the role of King George III in the Broadway production of Hamilton at the Richard Rodgers Theatre, ending his run on the evening of April 13, 2017. more…

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