Killing Them Softly Page #6

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she takes out the papers...

I'm just gonna sign them...

because it's too f***ing rough on me.

Check.

Terrible amount of sh*t

you got to go through.

What are you gonna do?

Do the best you can.

What, am I gonna leave the country like

some f***ing draft dodger or something?

F*** that.

Besides, none of this sh*t

means anything anyway.

It's all bullshit.

So what are we doing?

We got two guys.

Actually, there's four guys,

but it takes f***ing forever

to get the okay around here.

So we got two guys for sure

and one them knows me, so here you are.

So, what, you want me

to do a double or what?

You want to take the double,

it's all right with me. You need that?

Look, I ought to

take you up on it, but...

I'm not supposed to

be up here, you know.

I'm restricted in New York

and Maryland and all that sh*t.

I want to go anywhere,

I'm supposed to ask them.

Well, I didn't ask them.

So I probably shouldn't be up here

anymore than I have to, you know.

Besides, a double's risky.

I'll just take the one.

Okay.

Now, here's the thing.

That's gonna be the guy that knows me.

The other guy, I'm doing.

I'm gonna put his light out tonight

if everything goes right.

F***.

What are we gonna do, Jackie?

Never mind thinking about

what I'm gonna do.

You just think about

what you're gonna do.

I'm gonna make some money, right'?

When did I ever f***

anything up with you?

Kenny, the world's full of guys

that never f***ed up...

and then they f***ed up once

and now they're doing time...

so tonight's not the night to start,

not when I'm with you.

I never f***ed anything up.

Where's the f***ing car'?

It's around the side. I thought you said

Never mind what you thought I said.

Move your big, dumb ass.

He's going home.

I don't get it.

Yeah, neither is he tonight.

Never again, either.

Come on, for Christ's sake.

I want to get home early for a change.

Put the dollar back.

Put it back. For f***'s sake.

America has the most talented,

productive...

and entrepreneurial

workers in the world.

Right up easy, nice and smooth.

Right up next to him. Kenny...

and a little bit ahead.

Put me right up next to him.

The first one, she wasn't bad.

She wasn't good, but she wasn't bad.

She was all right.

She seemed like she was

in an awful hurry, though.

Honey, could you zip me up?

No.

I thought you were kidding.

No. Get your trick to do it.

You know, screwing's no different

than anything else.

Nobody gives a good sh*t anymore.

You hire somebody to do something,

you tell them

you're willing to pay for it...

they say they'll do it and they have to.

Yeah, well, for a guy

who's been having himself

a regular party for three days or

so you sure b*tch and moan a lot.

I've been paying for it.

I can b*tch about it if I want.

So you know this broad Polly?

Honey?

Oh, it's on the nightstand over there.

The wallet's on the nightstand.

Yeah, everybody knows Polly.

Yeah, that's what the first broad

you sent up said.

There's $283 in there, okay?

When I get up, I want to

see $183 in there, you got that?

Okay. No tip?

No tip.

You're the original sport.

F*** her.

You want a tip, honey?

I'll give you a tip.

You put the condom on with your mouth...

and you stop acting like your anus

is a national treasure.

You're a f***ing hooker

for Christ's sake.

F*** you.

Let me tell you something, honey.

One day

one old bastard that you milked...

he's gonna carve you up,

talking like that.

How would you like that?

Jesus, I don't know.

You think I'd come?

If you could, maybe you would.

But I'm thinking no.

F*** you.

Which is pretty much what I had in mind

when she come up here.

You know, I haven't had a real piece

of ass since Florida.

- Sunny.

- Sunny. Yeah.

You probably f***ed her too

didn't you, after I left?

Mickey.

When me and Dillon got there,

she was with you.

When we left, she was still with you.

You were there, what?

Three weeks.

Three weeks.

I was there five days in the middle.

How the f*** am I gonna do that?

I don't know.

Empty again.

You sure you won't join me?

Not late enough yet either.

Sammy f***ed her.

Guy from Detroit,

sharp-looking little ginzo?

He's a f***ing Jew.

All those years I knew that guy...

he f***ing did it anyway, scumbag.

Son of a b*tch.

I don't know why I care about this.

I mean, you know. I know when...

I'm there, I'm there, she's with me...

and when I leave and you're there,

she's with you.

She wasn't with me.

I don't mean you. I mean any guy.

Yeah, I don't care.

It's not like I love her or nothing.

You know,

I just give her for when I'm there.

F***ing Sammy.

Mickey.

She good, you know, Sunny.

She's a good girl.

If she can't get you up,

you're probably dead.

And let me tell you something...

I've seen every kind

of ass there is in this world.

Yeah, you've seen it this week.

You been here, what, three days?

What I hear, you've seen

most of the ass in town.

Well, I like it. It's, like, my hobby.

Yeah, well, I couldn't f***

like that for three days.

I get all f***ed out.

You want ass?

There's no ass in the whole world...

like a young Jewish girl that's hooking.

I'm gonna keep that in mind.

You take that to the bank.

First time I met Sunny...

she walked in the room,

I got a f***ing enormous hard-on.

I could have fought five guys

with this f***ing prong I had.

So f***ing hard

the skin from under my eyes...

just kinda went down into the cock

so it could expand.

Mickey.

My f***ing... you know, after,

I just wanted to f*** her so bad.

She was so f***ing beautiful.

Mickey.

- I felt like a man.

- Mick!

She made me feel good. What?

You gonna be all right...

tomorrow night, the next?

I'm all right now. What the f***'?

Leave me alone.

Look, this after, we're supposed to

meet a guy, all right'?

I got a guy to take you around and all.

I can't go out.

What the f*** are you talking about?

No, I can't go out.

You come up here to do something

remember? For that.

All right, go get him.

Go get the f***ing guy

and we'll set this thing up.

Go get him now!

We'll set the f***ing thing up!

Go get him!

You, I'ma tell you what you're gonna do.

You're gonna go to f***ing bed.

It's 2:
30 now, you sh*t

I'ma call you at 7:30...

and if I don't wake you up,

I am gonna drop a dime

on a couple of cops

I know who are gonna take you back

to where you're supposed to be.

- Yeah!

- Oh, yeah?

No ass. No more booze.

No nothing.

Get yourself a shower and go to bed.

I'll get you up and tell you

where you gotta be.

I don't take orders from shits like you!

He's been here three days.

What he didn't f*** in them

three days, he drank.

He was drunk when I left him.

And when I chew him out for it,

he's go out in the skivvies

and do the job now

Won't f***ing shut up.

You asked for him.

You said you couldn't do it,

so we got you what you asked for.

I need the Mickey

from a couple of years ago.

He's f***ing worthless now.

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