Kim Possible: So the Drama Page #6

If you had let me run it...

none of this

would've happened.

Nice hustle.

I hate it when they get away.

Let's go.

I've gotta do

some hands-off coaching.

Good shot!

Next time, try for

the other team's goal!

You got it!

The important thing

is that they're having fun.

- I'm glad you see that now.

- Whatever.

You'd better perk up.

You're the coach.

Not anymore, Dr. P.

While Kim was learning

to let go...

the team let her go.

- Who's coaching, then?

- The guy with the banjo.

Way to go, team!

Kick that ball! Way to go!

Who is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Come on, y'all...

Nice guy.

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

Boo-yah!

Come on and listen

to the mole rat.

Hit it!

Yo, listen up,

have a holla from Ron

"Naked Mole Rap"

is the name of the song

Here's the story

in all its glory

Ain't hidin' nothin',

y'all know what the truth is

How Ron met Rufus

Never heard a cat bark,

never heard a puppy purr

My dad's allergic

to every kind of fur

So I searched for

hairless pets on the internet

Saw a jpeg of a pink thing,

gonna need sunscreen

What is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Come on, y'all,

let the girlies sing

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

What is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Hey, wait,

I can't hear the girls sing

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

I heard Smarty-Mart

was havin' a sale

On a hairless pink rodent

with a long skinny tail

It seemed to me

this could be a solution

The perfect pet for my dad's

sensitive constitution

So the manager

came to open the cage

He said, "You know,

this pet's hairless"

I said I couldn't care less,

handed him to me and said

"Be careful, don't drop it,

and do you want this cage?"

"No, I'll keep him

in my pocket. "

What is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Come on, y'all,

let the girls sing

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

What is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

I'm goin' to buy me

some bling-bling

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

Psyche!

Super-freaky! Psyche!

Guitar, baby!

What are we missin' here?

Rufus, the naked mole rat

Can I get a boo-yah?

Can I get a boo-yah?

Look at the camera,

say cheese

Smile for the camera,

say cheese

Can I get a boo-yah?

Can I get a boo-yah?

Look at the camera,

say cheese

And smile for the camera,

say cheese

We go to Bueno Nacho,

chimorito and a naco

Always grande size,

and why not, I'm buying

Rufus in my pocket,

you can't stop it

Can't top it, don't drop it,

you might just pop it

Rufus and Ron Stoppable

With our best friend

Kim Possible

We're not afraid of any attack

I say, "Yo, K.P.,

we got your back!"

What is that,

that freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Come on, y'all,

let the girlies sing

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

What is that

super-freaky thing?

Yes, that's right,

it's a naked mole rat

Come on, y'all,

let those girlies sing

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

- Yeah, this ain't no

- No freak-o

Yeah, that's right,

it's the Naked Mole Rap

- This ain't no

- No disco

Come on, y'all,

it's the Naked Mole Rap

- This ain't no

- No Shego

Yes, that's right,

it's the Naked Mole Rap

- This ain't no

- No rodeo

Come on, y'all,

it's the Naked Mole Rap

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap

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