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Kindergarten Cop
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1990
- 111 min
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Excuse me.
Shithead.
You shouldn't be here.
I know. Ask for
at least $1,000, okay?
I'll get as much
as I can. You hide.
His wife took his kid
and a couple of million...
and we won't
get a thousand.
All right, shut up!
Just stay outta sight, okay?
I told him
I was coming alone.
Hey, Mr. Crisp.
How's it going?
You said you had information
about my family.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Well, let's have it.
Well, it's going to cost you.
Like $1,000?
Okay, that's obviously
not my final offer.
750 would be fine.
I mean, more than fine.
Just tell me what
you have, Danny...
and I'll take
good care of you.
Okay.
That sounds fair.
I was doing a delivery
for Corky last week
out of state...
and I ran into your ex.
How'd she look?
She looked great,
Mr. Crisp. Yeah.
She changed her hair
and stuff...
but she looked like
a million dollars.
In fact, she looked like
about $3 million.
Did she see you?
No. I was
changing a tire...
and suddenly, there she was
across the street...
taking her kid
into this school.
My boy?
Looked great.
He looked very healthy.
It's a real nice, healthy place
where they're living.
Danny...
where are they?
At the school
where I saw them...
Astoria Elementary School.
That's...
It's in Astoria, Oregon.
All right.
Did you tell
anyone else this?
No.
No way.
Hey, I'm not stupid,
Mr. Crisp.
You're not?
Danny.
Danny! No!
Danny!
Danny!
Get up!
Don't you die on me!
I didn't kill him.
I didn't kill him.
Was it Crisp?
I don't know.
I didn't see anything.
What are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it! Don't do that!
Don't go anywhere.
Let me go!
No! Let me off of him!
I don't like
what you've done.
I really don't like it.
It feels terrible,
and it looks dreadful.
I'm trying my best.
Maybe your best
isn't good enough.
I'm back.
Oh, great.
Well, that was fast.
It was easy.
I have some great, exciting,
wonderful news, Mother.
Oh, you always
exaggerate, Cullen.
Everything is always
great, terrific.
So, what's so great?
I just found out
where they're hiding.
Are you serious?
Manicure, Mr. Crisp?
Oh, how could I
say no to you?
Tell me.
What's happened?
Just let me
handle this myself, Mother.
I know what I'm doing.
Everything is under control.
It's all right.
I'm a police officer.
Crisp, you're under arrest.
Put your hands on your head
and get up!
Kimble, not again!
Your hands!
They're up.
When will you
leave me alone?
Drop the gun!
Drop the gun!
Hey, I'm a police officer.
This is an arrest.
This man's crazy.
Look at him.
He'll kill me.
You're just going to stand there?
Freeze!
I'm a cop, you idiots!
I'm Detective John Kimble.
This man is under arrest.
I'm checking.
You can't just walk in here
and put a gun in my face.
I'm trying to get a manicure.
I have witnesses.
I have a witness, too.
It's murder one this time.
Now you're mine.
The bastard handcuffed me
to a dead man!
A dead man!
Come on. Sit down.
Now, did Danny ever say
what Crisp's wife looked like?
No.
Did he ever say what name
she was using in Oregon?
He didn't say anything.
Look, I just
want to go home.
After the lineup,
I'll drive you home.
I'll even buy you dinner.
I'll even cook you dinner.
I'm not doing any lineup...
and there ain't jack sh*t
you can do about it!
I've been after Crisp
for four years...
and she's letting
my key witness walk away?
Kimble, sit down!
Sit down.
- Sit.
- Sit.
Now listen to me.
He killed your boyfriend.
All you have to do
is point your finger...
and we can put him away
for 30 years.
He wasn't my boyfriend.
I hardly knew the guy.
I know you're in there.
I know what you want,
but you ain't getting it.
No lineup, no testimony.
So shove your handcuffs
up your ass!
Now let me out of here!
Slow down!
Open it and let me out!
O'Hara, meet Kimble.
Kimble's been on this
a long time.
Hi.
Let me take care of Cindy.
She'll make Crisp.
I guarantee it.
What are you going to do...
handcuff her to your car
and take her for a ride?
I'm not going to offer
to cook her dinner.
Kimble, hold on a second. L...
Difficult man.
Got to get to know him.
Oh, I can't wait.
Hey, baby.
What you mean, "Hey, baby"?
Dnde vas?
Sh*t!
Oh, excuse me.
My name is John Kimble...
and I love my car.
I'll keep an eye
on it for you.
You got a beautiful ride.
Sh*t. Who does
he think he is?
He's lucky I didn't
kick his ass.
He must be trippin'.
Stop that whinin'.
'Cause you had a bad day.
If you lost some weight.
- (people gasping, grunting)
- You might get laid.
Can't take livin' nine to five.
Open up.
You can't come in.
(male singer) Come on, baby.
Thank you.
What the f*** is goin' on, man?
Holy sh*t!
All right...
party's over.
Everyone go home.
Next time, my place.
So who are you, man?
Sh*t!
I'm the party-pooper.
Hi, Cindy.
Do you mind if I sit down?
No.
Sit down, man.
Oh, it's so nice
to see you again.
What are you doing here,
you a**hole?
Cindy, I don't like you
using foul language...
not a classy girl
like you.
Don't you have
anything better to do?
You don't understand.
I have nothing else to do...
and I have nowhere else to go.
Why are you staring
at me like that?
I like you, Cindy.
I'm going to be
around you a lot...
days, nights,
weekends, holidays.
No.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
I'm going to
hang out with you
until the end of time.
All right, move it in. Let's go.
Step onto the numbers.
Face front.
Everybody, hands to your side.
That's the creep.
Who?
Number five.
That's him.
Good.
Very good.
Mr. Crisp, you will be
remanded into custody
until your trial.
Bailiff, remove the prisoner.
Shh. Don't say anything.
Just take it easy.
I'll take care of it.
Trust me.
You know what to do?
I'm your mother, aren't I?
Mind if I talk
I'm not talking to anybody
without my lawyer.
He's right in here.
You give me the names
of your drug suppliers
and distributors...
and I'll tell the judge
what a nice, cooperative killer
you are.
You think the jury's
going to convict me
on the testimony
of that junkie?
You could be right.
But what about your wife?
You remember her?
All that hard-earned drug money
she stole from you?
How much was it...
$3 million?
I bet she would make
a much better witness.
Kimble, you've wasted years
chasing after me...
and what has it
gotten you, hmm?
Nothing.
I'll be out in a week...
and you'll still be
eating take-out food
in that dump you live in.
Yeah, I know all
about you, Kimble.
Without me, you wouldn't
even have a life.
My old lady left
'cause of the money.
Yours left because she just
couldn't stand the sight of you.
I've never seen anyone
so little
eat so much.
Yeah, I know.
I'm hypoglycemic.
If I don't eat regularly...
I get a little nuts.
So... where you from?
Austria.
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