King Cobra

- Uh, why don't you

come on in, have a seat?

- Okay. Here?

- Perfect, yeah.

I'm just gonna adjust

a couple of things here.

Beautiful. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

- Is this better?

- Oh, that's great.

- Okay.

- That's great. Alright.

Here we are,

introducing our new boy

all the way from

sunny San Diego, California.

Welcome, Brent Corrigan.

- Hey.

- Yeah. Tell us a little bit

about yourself.

Uh, how -- how old are you?

- Eighteen.

- Eighteen?

I had to double check that ID

a couple of times, didn't I?

- Yeah.

- You in college?

- Uh, no.

Um, I -- I wanna be.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- And what would you study?

- Film.

- Really?

Huh, interesting.

So you'd like to be

on this side of the lens, huh?

- Yeah.

- Sean!

Hey, you are finally here,

in the flesh.

- Yeah.

You look, uh, you look great.

- Thanks. You look good, too.

- No, no.

I'm, uh, I'm an old man.

- Old men can look good, too.

- Yeah.

Let's go.

- Okay.

- You like Chopin?

- Uh... I'm not sure.

- Why don't you tell us

about your first time?

Uh, you know,

what was that like?

- Um..

I was young, um, 15.

- Hm. Who was he?

- My friend's older brother.

- How old?

- Twenty five.

- Alright, the fridge

is stocked, pantry, too.

Take whatever you want,

whenever.

I've got sandwich meat,

string cheese, juices.

- Cool.

- Cheers.

Let's loosen things up

a little bit

and, uh, take off

some of those clothes.

- Okay.

- Alright.

Show the Cobra fans

what they really wanna see.

Hm. There we go.

Nice and slim.

Beautiful.

Look at that body.

- Wanna see it?

- Yeah.

Show me that cock.

That's it. Oh, yeah.

They're gonna love you.

They are gonna love you.

Oh, yeah.

You, uh, have everything

you need?

- Yeah. Thanks.

- Great.

Uh, you're gonna

sleep in here tonight?

- Um... yeah.

- Good. No. Absolutely.

Um, I have, uh, some errands

that I have to run

in the morning

but I will come back

and I will take to you brunch.

Okay?

- Sure. Thanks.

- Sleep well.

- Hey.

How was I?

- Amazing.

- You can be honest.

- You have something

very, very special.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- Okay.

Hm.

Very nice.

Everybody smile.

Alright. Come on.

How come you're not smiling?

What's the matter?

This isn't fun?

Come on! Come on.

This is fun!

I just need

a couple of more shots, okay?

And then we're gonna get

some ice cream

and then you guys

just keep smiling.

Perfect. That's great.

That's great.

We'll get some ice cream.

Very nice.

I'm looking

for the purest place

That ever was

Escaping to the sands

of magic and might

Ah-ah ah ah-ah ah ah

- Here you go.

Just like mom used to make.

- Thank you.

- Oh.

- What's this?

- It's for the pictures.

- No, no, no.

Well, come on, it's your job.

I'm a customer.

I wanna pay.

- Don't be silly.

- I insist.

- I refuse.

- Okay, only

if you take Kathy out.

- What? No. I told you

that's not gonna happen.

- Oh, come on.

Don't say you're not interested.

You haven't even met her.

- I saw her picture.

I'm not interested.

- Um. Oh.

- I can take care

of my own love life very well.

Thank you very, very much,

though. I really appreciate it.

- You are so stubborn.

- Well, it seems to run

in the family, doesn't it?

- Devastation from Louisiana.

- One by one, survivors of

Hurricane Katrina are being..

- Frankly,

the Bush administration

should be ashamed.

- Horses have helped humans

so much over the years

to reach our full potential.

Back on Fania's farm,

Matinee and Gloria

retired show horses

have become

absolutely inseparable.

It's just beautiful to see

these graceful creatures

roam free.

- To Brent Corrigan.

Where'd you come up with

that name anyway? It's great.

- I flipped through

a phone book.

- Well, Brent..

...this is just the beginning

for you.

I have a feeling.

- You know, you're not such

a big, bad cobra after all.

What's that supposed to mean?

- Online..

...you're King Cobra.

- I noticed that, uh, Brent

isn't as sweet and shy as Sean.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's fun to play with

who we are, don't you think?

- Yeah.

- Hm.

Speaking of which

any interest in going again?

Maybe do a sex scene

this time?

- Maybe I should get back

to San Diego.

- San Diego? For what?

You live on your mother's couch.

Your retail job pays you

what? Ten bucks an hour?

- $7.25.

- Oh. They're taking

advantage of you.

You're wasting your time,

your talent.

You deserve so much more.

You deserve to realize

your full, true potential.

I can pay you $1000

for the next video

if you're willing

to go all the way, that is.

Just a little something

to show my appreciation.

- This is awesome! Thank you.

- Promise me

that you will take the day

and think about it, okay?

- Okay.

- Wonderful.

- Hello?

- Hi, mom.

- Hey, how are you?

- I'm good.

- That's cool.

How's your trip going?

What are they teaching you?

- Oh, and -- and, uh,

they're teaching me about

uh, uh, like,

lighting and -- and sound

and how to work the camera.

I got to actually sit

in the editing room

for, like, ten minutes today.

- Oh, that's so cool.

- Yeah.

- I'll see you next week.

Sunday?

- Actually, I found out today

I'm the only intern

they're asking to stay.

- Ooh. Wow, that..

For how long?

- For, you know,

a -- a, a few weeks maybe

maybe even

the, the rest of the summer.

- Okay.

- If that's cool with you.

Oh you're so filthy

and I'm gorgeous

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What are you doin'?

- Homework.

- That sucks.

- Yeah.

This book

doesn't even make any sense.

- Maybe you should

take a break.

- What do you mean?

My girlfriend's out of town.

That's what I mean.

I've never done this before.

It's okay. I'll show you how.

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

You're disgusting

Ooh and you're nasty

And you can grab me

Ooh 'cause you're nasty

When you're an acid junkie

college flunky

Dirty puppy daddy bastard

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

You're disgusting

Ooh and you're nasty

- How you doin'?

- Have you heard of this guy,

Brent Corrigan?

His videos are selling

like hotcakes.

- How do hotcakes sell?

- Fast, very fast

because they're

so warm and delicious.

- He's got nothin' on you,

baby.

Just wait till

I make you a star.

- Then I can get my new car?

A Viper, red.

- There's my boy.

That's what I like.

Hungry like daddy, huh?

We just gotta save up

a little bit more money.

So you gotta be extra nice

to your clients, alright?

Who's daddy's

little piggy bank?

Hm?

- Joe.

- Who's daddy's

little piggy bank?

Where's my little piggy bank?

Oh! There's the piggy.

There's the piggy.

Where's my piggy?

Where's my piggy?

Where's my piggy?

Come on.

Work out like a man!

Don't be a little b*tch, Harlow!

- Yes, sir!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches.

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches.

- No little b*tches!

Wow.

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