King Jack Page #2

You're putting a curve on it.

I think that's like six strikes.

Is not.

You're throwing it all over the place.

You're throwing like balls and sh*t.

I should be walking home by now.

Alright, you know what smartass.

You wanna try?

Alright, let's see it.

I'm gonna throw it just like you did.

Alright, you ready?

Jack!

That was a good hit.

Thanks.

You play on a team?

Yeah.

Got, like, uniforms and stuff?

Yeah.

That's cool.

Tom did that for a bit.

Played for school.

They had some ugly ass uniforms.

I still wanted one.

Sorry about the window.

Sorry about your mom.

You wanna talk about it?

Not really.

So what's there to do around here?

F*** all.

Alright.

So I'm going to try hit the window.

Ooh. No, that was bad.

- Nearly.

- You ready? Ready?

I can usually do it with a baseball.

There we go.

See?

Come on. Try it.

Just get a little [???].

Just like that.

Pass it back to you.

And the just get ready to catch it.

I got you.

Who's your favorite superhero?

I have to say Spider-man.

Guess who my favorite is.

- Superman?

- No.

The Flash?

- Come on.

- Batman?

Yes.

You know why Batman's the best?

Because he doesn't have any super powers

and he's still one of the greatest

super heroes of all time.

If you could pick any two super powers,

- Oh, I know. Definitely invisibility.

- which two super powers would you pick?

Why invisibility?

Because...

There's a lot of times when I'm at home

and I just don't want to be.

- Alright.

- And I also want to fly.

What about you?

Super speed for sure.

And I'm afraid of heights.

I don't like heights. So not flying.

Why do you want to be really fast?

I dunno. It just seems cool.

- Oh, did that go in?

- That went in.

It did?

- Bullseye.

- Oh, you got one. Alright.

Twenty points.

Well, you're good at baseball.

See, it's not that hard.

You just have to make that hard P sound.

Yo, Scab!

Hey, where are you going?

Away.

Hey, you got a cigarette for me by any chance?

No.

You give one to your boyfriend over here?

He's my cousin, dick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What did you just say?

Hey, what did you say?

Nothing. I don't have any more cigarettes.

No. What did you call him, man?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Huh?

He's the one calling me a fag.

I ain't call you a fag.

No, no. He said that

this was your boyfriend.

He didn't call you a f*ggot, did he?

Did he?

Huh? Did he?

Did he?

Get the f*** off me.

Get the f*** off.

- Watch how you talk to me, Scab.

- Get the f*** off me.

I said watch how you f***ing talk to me.

Stop.

Yo. Man.

[???] for the ciggie.

Hey.

Didn't know you were

a little chubby chaser.

Go. Run along with your little boyfriend.

Ow. F***.

You're f***ing dead.

Come on.

Get under.

Sh*t man.

Yo. Let's go this way.

Why did that kid call you Scab?

'Cause he's a dick.

Some kids call me Schizo,

at school.

They're d*cks too.

Come on.

Why can't we go home?

They'll send someone to watch out there.

Don't break the f***ing window.

Harriet.

Doofus is here.

What do you want?

Could we come up?

You know, you were

a real dick to me, yesterday.

I was just trying to help.

You know that, right?

I'm Sorry.

Who's that?

It's my cousin.

He's related to you?

What's his name?

Ben.

Look. Can we come in now?

You're not cool, but whatever.

Here.

Does he drink?

Dunno.

You ever drink?

Aww, virgin.

You're gonna stink up my room.

Just light some incense or something.

Give me a lighter then.

What do you keep looking at?

Nothing.

It's okay. You can talk around them.

Truth.

Okay.

Have you seen a girl down there, before?

No.

Little man. I think she's offering.

I'm actually not, fuckhead, but thanks.

Why not?

What's wrong with him?

Nothing.

He's a good looking guy.

So? That doesn't mean

I want to f*** him.

Alright, alright, guys.

Jack. It's your turn.

Okay. Harriet, truth or dare?

Dare.

Ooh. No, don't do it.

It's her turn.

You can pick on your turn.

What do I have to do?

I dare you to flash Ben and me.

Oh, come on.

Are you serious?

I'm very serious.

What is with you boys and tits?

Seriously. You know they're just fat?

- Like, it's not a big deal.

- Show us then.

If it's not a big deal.

Okay.

All good.

I don't think Ben saw.

Did you see that, Ben?

- He must've missed it.

- Oh, I...

You're a little perv, aren't you?

I f***ing knew it.

I knew he would be a little perv.

Come on. Shirt up.

Okay. Fine.

See?

No big deal.

Everyone get a good look?

Good? Okay, that's enough.

Seven out of ten, I'd say.

Ten.

Definite ten.

- That's generous.

- Shut up.

It's my turn.

Jack.

Truth or dare?

- Truth.

- You're a f***ing looser.

You can't do that dare

and then pick truth.

It's not the rules.

I can do what I want.

Okay. Okay.

Do you like Robyn?

Nah, do a dare.

Oh, why? 'Cause you do?

Just do a dare, alright?

Fine.

I dare you to flash us.

- No boxers though.

- Yeah.

- Full off.

- F*** off.

- No I'm not doing that.

- Come on.

- Yeah, you have to do it.

- No. I'm not doing that.

You made me flash.

- Your turn.

- That was the f***ing dare. Come on.

- No. No, give me another one. Come on.

- No, you have to choose between those two.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

Alright.

- But only if Ben does it too.

- What?

- Come on, Ben.

- No way.

Yeah. You go first

and I promise I won't look.

You gotta go.

- Come on.

- No.

Now, come on, Ben.

You do it, he does it. Let's go.

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben,

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.

Come on, Ben.

Let's go!

Ben! Come on!

- Go for it.

- Come one.

Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Ben.

Come on.

It's the only way he'll go.

- Yeah, come on.

- Come on.

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben,

Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.

Ben! Yeah!

- Come on, Ben.

- Whoo! Ben

Oh my God.

- Did you do it?

- You're insane.

Oh, you actually did it.

- That was great.

- That looked pretty good to me.

- That looked really good to you?

- Yeah, that looked pretty good to me.

Oh. Give it a kiss, then.

Oh, f*** off d*ckhead.

It's your turn.

No way. I didn't think

he was going to do it.

- But he did it.

- You have to.

- It's your turn.

- So? F*** you. I'm not doing it.

- Come on.

- I'm not doing it, alright.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

- No.

- You gotta do it.

You have to do it. Let's go.

- I'm not doing it.

- You're suck a p*ssy.

Give me another one.

- No. Those are your only two shots.

- That's it.

You have to pick between those two.

Which one will it be?

I'll give you one.

- Alright. This will be good.

- What do you got?

I dare you to kiss Harriet.

What, like a peck or like... spitty?

No.

Why?

'Cause. Just no.

So you can see my tits,

but you can't kiss me?

- Nah. It ain't like that.

- Bullshit.

Yeah, jeez... what...

Like, what's wrong with you,

you can't f***ing kiss her?

No. It's just...

It's just a dumbass game.

What the f***, Scab.

Just give her a kiss.

- He'd do it if it was Robyn.

- No.

Fine. Whatever. I'll do it.

No. I don't want you to do it

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