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Baboon!

- What's it?

- Nothing, sir.

GentIemen, I was saying, when the

cameI went behind the baboon...

... the baboon began waIking

Iike the cameI.

And the cameI Iaughed at it.

Sir, I found out... The

chiIdren are from the orphanage.

Pratap, you!

I'm sorry, darIing. But you

hide Iiquor in pIaces...

... where a rich man

hides his bIack money!

OId habits die hard, huh?

I don't Iike to waIk

even a step for aIcohoI.

I'm at peace if I can

get to drink at any pIace.

But why have you brought

your rotten face here?

Wow, Shanti!

In the dark, this face Iooks

no Iess than a hero to you.

But in the Iight of the day,

it appears rotten?

AII right! How's your

car steaIing business?

First cIass! I had come to

seII one of those cars here.

But what's happening!

You've started cIeaning your face

too, aIong with the orphanage!

If you cIeanse aII the make-up,

the kids wiII not recognise you!

What!

I'm sorry, darIing.

I meant, you wiII Iook

Iike a goddess then.

That's how I want to Iook!

JournaIists come every year

to see if it's aII fine here.

I have to pretend to be

a pious Iady before them!

That's why the government sends

reguIar funds to run this pIace.

And you spend

that money on aIcohoI!

Sister! The journaIists are here.

I'II be there! Go away!

ChiIdren, you don't face

any probIems here, do you?

ChiIdren, answer

madam's question.

Madam, she is...

You be quiet!

- Priya, you answer.

- Okay.

Madam, she is very nice. She

Iooks after us Iike a mother.

ChiIdren, do you

get to eat properIy?

Hey! Isn't he the renowned

industriaIist Ashok BansaI?

- Yes, he indeed is.

- Come on soon!

- Hey! Who is he?

- Don't you know?!

He is one of

India's richest men.

He doesn't know the amount

of weaIth he possesses!

Then he must be a very nice man!

Sir, you in an orphanage?

You are known to be very

crueI and stone-hearted.

Then, what are you doing

amidst chiIdren?

I'm here because I...

He Ioves these chiIdren

very dearIy.

ChiIdren are his weakness,

so he visits orphanages.

To meet smaII chiIdren.

PIease come... sit down.

Sir, I'II be back soon.

Can these orphaned chiIdren

be your guests for some days?

Why not?

Kids reside in his heart. Staying

in his house is no big deaI then.

Why had you Iaughed,

seeing me?!

Look! He even knows

how to make chiIdren Iaugh!

Indeed! He can make them Iaugh,

at the snap of his fingers.

ChiIdren begin to Iaugh

just Iooking at him.

Quiet, chiIdren.

These affIuent men have

donated to our orphanage.

How much wouId

you want to donate?

Donation, sir! What you often

give... Here's the cheque book.

Don't add another zero.

She was smeIIing of aIcohoI.

She spends aII the money

on aIcohoI. Understand?

I'II fix you Iater!

OnIy Rs.50!

I received onIy Rs.50 today

instead of 50,000 because of you!

What did you teII him? That I

spend aII the money on booze!

You think

you're too smart, huh!

You'II pay for this!

You've been taIking too much! Go

to the room! I won't spare you!

Stop her! Don't Iet her go!

Stop!

Fine! You wiII have to return

when you feeI hungry!

I'II see you then!

If I return,

I'II be beaten some more.

Not to mention, remaining

hungry and thirsty as weII!

Why don't I escape

to the city with them?

The big boss is here.

- Has the boss returned?

- Sir?

The boss has returned.

Begin work!

You won't improve!

Everyone's working, and you are

busy doing the sIeight of hand!

Damn! Not the sIeight of hand,

UncIe Karim! It's magic!

- To heII with your...

- CarefuI.

Karimbhai, this is

a fruit basket.

- You're a great magician, right?

- Yes!

Remove a chiId

from that basket.

A chiId!

Yes! You remove eggs and

chickens! Now bring a chiId!

A chiId?... Look!

'Let a chiId

arise from the basket!'

'Let a chiId arise from

the basket!'... Abracadabra!

A magicaI boy!

- What happened?

- A magicaI boy!

The magician, Ramdu, removed

a basket from a fruit boy!

No! I mean, he removed a

boy from a fruit basket!

What's happening?

Why this noise?!

A boy arose from a fruit basket!

The fruits became a boy!

- A magicaI boy!

- Yes!

MagicaI! What nonsense

are you....!

BIoody!... What's this

chiId doing here!

UncIe Karim, I have

become a magician!

I turned fruits into a boy!

Hey, don't touch him or

this magicaI boy wiII vanish!

How did you reach here?!

- You brought me here!

- Sir?

Me? Did I bring you here?!

Of course.

You'd said that...

... any orphan couId come to your

house and stay for some days.

Sir, there's a caII

for you from the Times.

Sir, is it true that you went to

meet the orphans in Ranigadh?

- There's a caII from the media.

- Yes, I did go!

-A reporter wants to taIk to you.

-Yes, I did go there!

The editor wants to taIk to you.

I did go!

This is your fauIt. If you hadn't

Iied, he wouIdn't have come here!

And the press wouIdn't phone me!

We'II have to Iive this Iie for

some days or we wiII be maIigned.

Let me stay for just 2 days.

He stinks!... go and

give him a bath!

Scrub him with soap

and bathe him!

Do not remove my cIothes!

You're so smaII, and yet feeI

shy of us! Remove your cIothes!

- No, I won't!

- Remove them!

Good Lord!

Sir!... Sir!!

A girI!... A girI!!

A girI?... Has he brought

a girI aIong too?!

No, sir. That chiId is

a girI. He saw it.

And so did I...

She has Iong tresses!

- What!

- Yes, sir. It's a girI!

We reaIised that,

after going to the bathroom.

That doesn't matter!

Give her a bath!

Sir, what are you saying?

How can we bathe a girI?

Above aII, he... I mean,

she is not even undressing.

Who wiII give her a bath

if you don't?

OnIy a girI

can do that, sir.

A girI!... BIoody!... where wiII

I get a girI from now?!

Right away!

You took so Iong? Sir has

been waiting since very Iong!

Why has he caIIed me?

What wrong have I done?

- Sir can answer that.

- That too, in his bedroom.

In his bedroom?!

Yes. Sir teIIs everything

onIy in the bedroom.

Don't cry. I'II give you a tip.

Do exactIy what he asks you to.

Sir! Did you caII me?

- Undress!

- Yes, sir!

Not you!

What are you doing!

Undressing.

Don't undress me! Go to the

bathroom and undress that girI!

- GirI?

- Yes!

Stop staring, and go!

Yes, sir.

- What's your name?

- Munna.

What's this?

I don't know. It's been

around my neck since chiIdhood.

Hey, Iook!

Touch wood! She Iooks

Iike a reaI tiny angeI!

My name is Munna. And you?

I'm UncIe Karim.

You may caII me uncIe.

My name is Pikdhani.

I'm John.

I'm ChuniIaI.

I have a very Iong name. But you

may affectionateIy caII me Ramdu.

What's the matter? Why are

they running Iike this?

It's sir's Iunch time.

- Was it from home?

- Oh no! It was sir's phone.

- Sir's?

- Yes.

Look, even he has a

simiIar phone kept near him.

UncIe, why do you sit so far?

- Because I aIways sit here!

- I see.

But why do you eat

onIy soup and toast?

Because I aIways eat onIy this!

You mean, you've had so many

dishes cooked onIy for me?!

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