Kingdom Hearts 2 Page #22

Season #spring

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(Goofy is counting the words on his fingers. The three look at each other and

laugh. Phil jumps around, and realizes who's laughing. He runs over to them)

Phil:
Hey, if it ain't the junior heroes!

Sora:
Lookin' good, Phil.

Phil:
Never better! How you guys been? Have you earned your "true hero" wings

yet?

(They think it over for a second)

Phil:
Nope, you ain't got what it takes.

(They're surprised at this. Sora scratches his head)

Phil:
So, what's up?

(They tell him)

Phil:
Ha ha ha! You three are gonna take on Hades?

Donald:
What's so funny!?

Phil:
You got nerve. I like that. Hey, you never know---stranger things have

happened, right? Better get cracking, boys! So you want to train, eh? All

right, I'm gonna work you hard!

(Sora smashes pots and collects the orbs that come out of them)

Sora:
How was THAT?

Phil:
It ain't over yet, kid! There's more on the menu. You can relax once

you've finished ALL the training.

Sora:
No problem!

Phil:
Now get ready for the real thing. If a big one appears, don't let it get

away.

(Sora smashes more pots and collects the orbs. Hercules enters the Coliseum)

Phil:
Listen, I gotta take off for a bit.

Sora:
Where to?

Phil:
None of your beeswax.

(Phil leaves)

Hercules:
Sorry, guys... The Olympus Stone has been stolen.

Sora & Donald: What!?

Goofy:
By who?

Hercules:
We don't know who did it yet. All we're sure of is that it was a guy

in a black-hooded cloak. And he had accomplices---a bunch of creatures in white.

(Donald looks at Goofy, who nods)

Hercules:
Someone you know?

Sora:
I think so. Hey, if we can get the Olympus Stone back, can we borrow it

for a while?

Hercules:
Sure. By the way, you haven't seen Meg around, have you?

(They shake their heads)

Hercules:
Oh, okay...

(Hercules sighs)

Hades:
What's wrong, your hero-ness? Feeling under the weather?

(Hades appears and places a hand on Hercules's shoulder. He ducks away from

Hades)

Hades:
You know, I though staying in perfect shape was part of the hero job

description...you know what I'm saying?

Sora:
Oh, right... Hades, we gotta talk!

(Hades flicks Sora to the ground)

Hades:
I came to share a bit of mildly-interesting news:

(Hercules sneaks behind Hades for a punch)

Hades:
Seems your dear, sweet little Nutmeg...

(Hades teleports behind Herc)

Hades:
...went and got herself lost in the Underworld.

Hercules:
You mean you kidnapped her!

Hades:
Well, maybe... But why get caught up in the details?

(Hercules whistles and a brilliant winged horse flies over the Coliseum walls,

landing next to Hercules)

Hades:
Uh-uh-uh! You can't leave now, okay?

(Hercules is stopped from getting on Pegasus)

Hades:
You've got a very important match today, against, um... the bloodthirsty

Hydra! I mean, if you don't stick around, who knows what kind of "accidents"

might happen.

Sora:
Yeah, accidents you cause.

Hades:
Like I said: details, who needs 'em?

Hercules:
You're just a coward.

(Herc and Pegasus look angry. The horse flaps its wings and shakes its head)

Hades:
Ah well. Can't all be heroes.

(Hades vanishes in a puff of smoke. Herc crosses his arms)

Hercules (to Sora): Can you handle this?

Donald:
You got it! We're heroes!

Goofy:
Junior heroes, Donald.

(Donald shakes his head and glares at Goofy)

Sora:
You take care of the Hydra. We'll handle the rest.

(Hercules puts his hands on Sora's shoulders)

Hercules:
I'm counting on you.

(Sora nods. Pegasus trots over. Hercules pets him)

Hercules (to Pegasus): You gotta find Meg!

(The horse nods and flaps his wings. It flies into the air and over the

Coliseum walls. Hercules sighs. Sora, Donald, and Goofy return to the

Underworld Entrance and see Phil on the floor)

Sora:
Phil!

Phil:
Ooh, ohh...

(Phil stands up, as Sora, Donald, and Goofy run over)

Sora:
What happened?

Phil:
I spotted this strange guy all dressed in black. I chased after him, but

he turned on me. Next thing I know, I'm seeing stars.

Donald:
All dressed in black!?

Sora:
He's the one who stole the Olympus Stone.

Goofy:
Where did he run off to?

Phil:
To the Underworld. He's a bad apple, all right. And all I wanted was to

find a backup hero. Just in case Herc needed to take a break.

Sora:
Heroes, eh? You could've just asked!

Phil:
You know someone!?

(Sora and Donald get out their weapons)

Phil:
Oh, good one...

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy enter the Underworld Caverns as Hercules does battle

with the Hydra. He strikes it with his sword. It lifts his head high into the

air after a chop from the sword on it's head. It collapses to the ground on top

of Hercules. Herc walks out from underneath it)

Crowd:
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

Hercules (waving): Heh, thanks! Thank you! Hope you enjoyed it!

(Hercules runs back to the Foyer. After fighting a few Heartless, the three

enter The Lost Road. Sora works out the kink in his shoulder)

Sora:
Man... This Underworld curse is really getting to me.

Goofy:
We've got to get that Olympus Stone back fast!

(They continue into the Atrium, where the find the hooded man, who turns around

to face them)

?????:
Huh? Ah! You!

(He takes off his hood)

Demyx:
Wait a sec... Roxas?

Sora:
Excuse me?

Demyx:
Roxas? Oh, it's no use.

Sora:
Huh? What are you talking about?

(Demyx pulls out a note)

Demyx:
Let's see, here... "If the subject fails to respond, use aggression to

liberate his true disposition"... Right. Did they ever pick the wrong guy for

this one...

Sora:
You're bizarre...

(Demyx takes out the Olympus Stone)

Goofy:
He's gotta be the thief!

Demyx:
Now that's just plain rude!

(He holds the stone up and glows with light. He takes out his sitar and begins

playing it)

Demyx:
Dance, water! Dance!

(Demyx conjures water creatures and Sora defeats them all)

Demyx:
Not bad, Roxas!

(Demyx holds his shoulder)

Demyx:
Roxas, come back to us!

(He vanishes)

Sora:
Guy's a broken record.

Donald:
Hey, look!

(Donald picks up the Olympus Stone that Demyx had dropped. He gives it to Sora,

who holds it up. They glow with light and feel their power return)

Sora:
Let's go! Meg needs our help!

(They enter The Lock, where they see a rock with an outline of Meg and a

keyhole imprinted on it. Sora unlocks the gate and the rock vanishes. The

pillar of energy behind the rock turns from black to light green)

Donald:
Meg!

Sora:
Almost there.

(Sora enters the pillar of light and ends up in the Well of Captivity. Hades is

there with a chained up Megara)

Hades (laughing): Now that's what I call a key. Gee, thanks for your help! Now

have a nice day.

(Hades vanishes in a puff of smoke. Meg is distracted by something)

Meg:
Sora, behind you!

(Pete appears behind them with several Heartless. He laughs)

Pete:
What's wrong? Can't fight in the Underworld? Ohh, boo-hoo-hoo!

Sora:
Better think again!

(Pete looks to his Heartless and points to Sora's group)

Pete:
Charge!

(Hook Bat Heartless charge at Sora, who bats them away with his Keyblade)

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