Kingdom Hearts 2 Page #25

Season #spring

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Sora:
Not so fast!

Donald:
Yeah!

Captain Pete:
What's that for?

(They fight Captain Pete, who ends up sitting on the ground)

Captain Pete:
What's you punks' beef with me anyway? Hmm... Who are ya? You new

around here?

Sora:
Cut the act.

(They hear the boat whistle again)

Captain Pete:
Whoa!

(He stands up too quickly and his back cracks. He falls over again)

Captain Pete:
Ooh, ow!

Goofy:
You know, somethin' doesn't seem quite right here. Are you sure you're

Pete?

Captain Pete:
Well, of COURSE I'm Pete. I'm the captain of the steamboat. So

stop botherin' me, see?

(He waves his fist and his back cracks again)

Captain Pete:
So hit the road! I gotta go find the little runt what stole my

boat!

Goofy (to Sora and Donald): Gawrsh, maybe we made a mistake.

Sora:
I'm starting to think the same thing. He hasn't even called any Heartless.

Goofy:
Sorry we attacked ya like that, Capt'n Pete.

(Captain Pete stands up)

Captain Pete:
Oh yeah? Well, if you're really sorry, then go find my steamboat.

Sora:
Y-yes sir!

(His back cracks again)

Captain Pete:
Ooh, my achin' back.

(He falls over again. The three walk back to Cornerstone Hill)

Sora:
I thought for sure Pete was the bad guy.

Donald:
Aw, that would be too easy.

Goofy:
C'mon, fellas. Let's try to find that steamboat.

Sora:
I guess we DID say we would...

Donald:
Hey, we've got a door to find!

Sora:
Oh, yeah!

Donald:
I don't see any doors.

Sora:
Huh? What's this?

(An odd window with a curtain floats in midair nearby. They walk over to it)

Sora:
I can't see a thing...

(Donald pulls the drawstring on the side and opens the curtains. They see a

video of four small doors around the Cornerstone of Light, with a different

pair of Heartless in front of each one. The doors open and the Heartless enter,

another door bouncing in the background. Sora, Donald and Goofy are thrown out

of the bouncing door, landing on the ground.)

Goofy:
Hey, look! There's the Cornerstone of Light!

(Sora walks over to it)

Sora:
What's going on? Everything's black and white.

Donald:
Hey, this is kinda like...um...uh...

Goofy:
Deja vu?

Donald:
Yeah, that's it!

Sora:
Really? Have you been here before?

(The video ends with a flash and the curtains shutting)

Sora:
What was that?

Goofy:
Heartless goin' out...

Donald:
...and us, coming in.

Sora:
What does it mean?

(Donald pulls the drawstring again, but nothing happens. They see the four

doors the Heartless had gone through)

Sora:
Let's get rid of those Heartless!

Goofy:
Then what'll we do?

Sora:
We'll worry about that later!

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy enter a door with a construction building symbol on it

and arrive at a Building Site)

Sora:
What're they building?

Goofy:
Look out!

(A Hammer Frame Heartless falls from a beam above. Mickey swings down on a rope

and knocks the Heartless away)

Donald:
The King!

(Mickey waves to them from a beam up above)

Goofy:
Gee, he seems kinda different somehow...

(They see several more Hammer Frame Heartless on the top beams)

Sora:
Heartless! I knew it! You really saved the day!

(The Heartless fall down to their platform)

Sora:
Now, let's get those Heartless!

(They manage to defeat the Heartless before the scaffolding falls)

Sora:
How'd you like that?

(Mickey ran over to Sora, shook his hand, waved, and ran off)

Goofy:
Hey, look!

(Another curtain window was hanging on the corner of the scaffolding. Donald

pulls the drawstring and they see Maleficent in the dark tower in Hollow

Bastion talking to Pete)

Maleficent:
You absolute idiot! You've managed to fail at everything! And

what's more...you foolishly thought you could take my place while I was away.

Well, as of now, you're finished. Mark my words, there'll be no place for you

when our time comes!

(She begins to walk away)

Maleficent:
Useless imbecile...

(She leaves)

Pete:
But-but...but I...

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy return to Cornerstone Hill)

Sora:
What---?

Goofy:
Somebody sure was angry.

Donald:
I don't understand.

Sora:
Let's just try to clear out the Heartless first. This place is okay, but

we've got three more spots to check.

(They enter a door with a symbol of someone being tied down. They step into a

town called Lilliput which is slightly too small)

Donald:
What!?

Sora:
The town's shrunk!

Goofy:
Or do ya think maybe we got bigger?

(They see a tall tower with cannons sticking out of it)

Sora:
Hey! Look at the toy cannons!

(They walk over to the tower and see Mickey jumping up and down)

Sora:
What's he saying?

(Several Aeroplane Heartless flies into the sky)

Sora:
Hey! There're Heartless!

(They defeat the giant heartless while protecting the town)

Sora:
Man, that was weird!

(Mickey runs over to Sora, shakes his hand, waves, and runs away again)

Goofy:
Look, Sora! Over there!

(They see yet another curtained window. Donald pulls the drawstring and they

see a video of Pete)

Pete:
Aw, for cryin' out loud...she didn't have to go and say that. Okay, I

mighta messed up every now and then. But I'm a lot more things than useless...

Why, when I was startin' out...

(Pete looks down)

Pete:
Oh...I miss those good ol' days... What I wouldn't give to go back in

time... (sniff) What I wouldn't give...

(A white door appears behind Pete and he turns around)

Pete:
Huh?

(Pete walks closer to the door and opens it. Bright light pours out of it)

Pete:
Hey! I think that's my...

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy return to Cornerstone Hill)

Sora:
A door?

Donald:
It looks familiar...

Goofy:
Yup---it's the door Merlin magic'd up!

Sora:
So it should come straight here, right?

Goofy:
Sure! I think...

Sora:
Let's check it out!

(They enter a door with a fire symbol on it and find a burning building

wobbling around in mayhem. They hear fire engine sirens)

Sora:
Fire!

(Mickey runs out and tries to protect the building from more flames)

Sora:
C'mon, he needs our help!

Donald:
Majesty!

(They defeat the Heartless there while protecting the building. The flames

inside die down and the building stops moving. Mickey runs to Sora, shakes his

hand, waves, and runs off again)

Sora:
Well, that takes care of that!

Goofy:
Hey!

(They see another curtained window. Donald pulls on the drawstring and they see

Pete speaking with Maleficent in front of the door)

Maleficent:
Fascinating... This appears to be a portal to the past!

Pete:
Yeah, it was the strangest thing!

Maleficent:
Stop gawking! And start thinking of a way we can use it to our

advantage!

Pete:
Okay.

Maleficent:
Now, perhaps I could give you one more chance to redeem yourself.

Pete:
Oh, thank you, thank you! You can count on me...! So, what do I do?

Maleficent:
Patience, my dear...

(She looks back at the open door)

Maleficent:
What have we here? Well, if it isn't the Cornerstone of Light...

Mmm... Now we can take the castle from those fools---but we'll have to proceed

with the utmost of care...

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy leave the Scene of the Fire)

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