Kismet Love Paisa Dilli

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It is said that there

comes a day in everyone's life..

..which changes his life forever.

People have their day I had my night.

The night of 2nd October.

The night of the

birth anniversary of Gandhi.

I didn't know that

fate, love, money and Delhi..

..will take me to task on this

one night and change my life forever.

I still wonder what if I

had not caught the last metro.

Yes friend Situ where are you?

Oh no friend! I didn't get any girl.

Everything was just fruitless.

Not anyone's. What sort of?

I said it was just

fruitless. Fruitless. You dirty mind.

Bring yourself out from dirty thoughts.

Hey listen, please come

back and pick me up from metro.

Aren't you my brother? You..

Oh my!

Okay listen, listen

brother, there's a change in plan.

A gorgeous girl is

standing right in front.

Now I want to take the metro.

Listen, Mohan's house is empty right?

Okay, okay, bye.

Hello there.

Commuters please pay attention.

This is the last metro of 11:40 from..

..Kendriya

Sachivalay to Badarpur border.

It is empty.

Its night, that's why.

Go if you wish.

Where are you looking at babe?

Don't look there here is your dream man.

Look here. Oh no!

Excuse me.

Sorry, but are you going to Mulchand?

No, but you want I will go there.

Do you want to go to Mulchand?

Thank you so much.

I have a small work.

Yes, yes say.

There is Rajiv Chowk station. - Yes.

You'll find my husband

there in front of this bogie.

Husband? - Yes.

Wearing black pant

and white shirt. - Okay.

Please give him this letter.

I would've gone there

myself but I have some urgent work.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

I'll do your work. Just for you.

Excuse me, what did you say

your name is? - Anamika. - Okay.

And yes, one more thing don't read it.

It's open.

Don't worry Ms. Anamika.

She came in hands your but

you couldn't enjoy her, Lucky.

What's there in this letter?

If I don't do what I have been

told not to do then what's the fun?

The one who has this letter in

his hands is responsible for my death.

I can never forgive him for my death.

Anamika.

What has happened? -

Something has happened.

Let's go and see. - Yes, come.

Come.

What has happened?

What has happened?

Let's see.

Looks like an accident.

Poor woman!

She had just come inside the train.

Move aside police has come.

The one who has this letter in

his hands is responsible for my death.

The one who has this letter in

his hands is responsible for my death.

Hey you enemy of Delhi.

What's this?

This is metro station and

not your house or a dustbin.

Sorry brother.

How does your sorry help?

You'll pee and spit

wherever you like, right?

You litter anywhere you like.

I won't allow this

to happen in this country.

This is my promise.

- Sorry, give it to me.

Now pick it up.

There is a saying that

when you run out of luck then..

..even a man seated on top

of a camel gets bitten by a dog.

But I had never imagined that..

..the dog of fate

will bite me in this manner.

Why are you playing

with this piece of paper?

No, I was not playing with it.

It was lying down so..

What's there in this love letter?

It's not mine, sir.

I don't know.

People litter anywhere.

Come on give me I'll

throw it in the dustbin.

Hey Liar! No sir.

Sir, he is lying.

This must be the

letter that the woman gave him.

I had seen it, sir.

Why are you leading me to trouble?

It's nonsense, sir.

Which woman?

I don't know any woman, sir.

I, I am a virgin.

He is a virgin.

My name is Bhusan Dhondiyal.

I can even find out a

melting needle inside fire.

Come on put your hand inside his mouth.

Okay sir. Just a minute, sir.

Read what's written

in the letter. - Okay.

Read.

Sir, he is the murderer. - No, sir.

Hey all of you come here.

Come here. Yadav, Kasana,

all of you come. Come quickly.

I have done nothing

and now I'm in trouble.

Do something Lucky, do something.

Run, Lucky, run.

Yes, run.

Yes, run, run Lucky.

Sir. Sir.

Sir, he is running away.

Sir. - Hey wait! Catch him!

Situ as right.

Every dog has his day.

He dies the death of a dog.

In five minutes my

life was completely changed.

I still feel that I

shouldn't have caught the last metro.

Everything was fine just an hour back.

Ladies and gentlemen, this

night is an exceptional night..

..for all of us who believe

that the gays have the same rights..

..to live in this

country as the straights.

And to support this noble

cause Rohit Pichwadia has launched..

..his bold and

courageous line Engaged 377.

This is my fashion line..

..to celebrate the

Article 377 of the Indian law..

..which gives gays their rights.

But before you ask me anything

let me tell you I'm not gay, okay.

Zoom it a bit. Zoom it a bit.

Oh great!

It looks like a great ass.

I'll make an MMS and send to everyone.

We'll tell the straight that it's

Rakhi's and we'll tell the gays it's Imran's.

You talk dirty things so nicely, friend.

You useless fellows, your

Popli father is calling you.

He wants to make xxxwith you both.

Do you know why people call me Popli?

Because your surname is Popli.

Because our brother can

get into anyone and destroy him.

Who is this fellow with you?

Sir, sir myself Lokesh, Lokesh Duggal.

Did anyone ask you?

Sir you had told me to

appoint a guy to help me out.

Sir he is the one

who is going to help me.

Okay go, take his help

and arrange liquor for us.

But sir, there are

arrangements of alcohol outside.

Absolutely sir. -

It's flowing like water sir.

Stupid fellow I have given

bribe of one lakh to get this deal.

Go and serve them pee.

If I do not get liquor here..

..then I'll declare

everywhere how you were raped.

Brother, this is good poetry.

Go quickly, make arrangements.

Ladies and gentlemen

fasten your seatbelts because now..

..it is time for the

performance of the evening.

Cheers!

A name in the DJ world whose

rhythm makes thousands of hearts dance.

Guys are you ready

to thump your feet? - Yes!

Come on my friend.

So get set for the most

intoxicating performance of..

..the evening by DJ Dorri.

It's show time.

Look Popli I've helped you.

Look, don't make it too strong.

Come on. It's here.

Get it here, fast.

Keep here.

It's a bit strong.

He has made it personally for you.

It's great!

Brother, it's very tasty.

Great!

Go get one more. - Okay. - More? - Yes.

Let me try. Sir. Let's do it, sir.

Hey wait, give it to

the Arabic man over there.

Shoot it, shoot it.

Dubai, I love it.

Drink my pee, pee.

Look, look.

The white will also drink the local one.

Oh no! The minister.

Is he from the bottle department?

I don't know the department he is from.

Seems he doesn't like it. - Oh no!

Your drink.

Look at that my friend.

Take a close up, close up.

She is the model from Kingfisher.

She is also drinking yours.

Sorry. Sorry.

Doesn't matter, you are welcome.

It's okay.

Brother, she has

intentionally pushed you.

She is giving you hints.

What are you saying? Really?

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