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Kiss Me Goodbye Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 101 min
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there and laugh at yo...
Throw you out like you're
crazy or something.
- I've had it!
They work by heat, not by push.
I know how they work. I've been
in an elevator before.
Dmn it.
- You've got no body heat.
I've plenty of body heat.
Just because I'm not a Broadway
dancer, you think I've no passion?
I have plenty of passion.
Here's some right now!
There, passion! Body heat!
Look at my feet.
- You went and made us a local.
- Oh give me a break.
So, what did she tell you
about this apparition?
- Excuse me.
- Just, that he's here and...
...she's confused.
Trouble? Already?
You're not even married yet.
Don't you have something to do?
Look, with you and the marriage and
this whole new life, this is...
...very pivotal time for her.
You're telling me?
What we need is a psychiatrist.
- Psychiatrist, already?
You're really pushing
this, aren't you?
- Listen, I'm just trying to help.
- I know.
Look, she needs you right now.
You have to-
No, no. Little boy you mustn't
sit on the chair.
Do you know why?
Cause this is priceless unique
piece of fine art form...
...another millenium.
And you are a not-quite-formed
piece of temporary plasmic...
...rubbish taking up space on this
already overcrowded planet.
Kendall. Keep an eye out for this
thing, will you please?
- Are you with someone?
- Yes.
Well, go find them.
Rupert, here's how I see it.
Now, you represent reality to keep
from going over the edge.
But she needs your reality to keep
from going over the edge.
I understand that, but what about
what are we going to do about him=
Oh, a "him" already?
- Accept him.
- Bust his a.
Will you mind your own business
please?
Well, do you mean act as if he's
really there?
- Exactly.
- I can't do that.
- Rupert, you love her, don't you?
- Of course I love her.
I love her very much.
Well, all right then.
Does he have to sit in the front?
Yes, I get carsick in the back.
He get carsick in the back.
Carsick, huh.
I feel like your chauffeur.
We should buy him a cute
little hat.
What's so funny?
He says we should buy you a cute
little hat.
Come on Rupert. Loosen up.
You said we were going up here
to have some fun.
Yup, you're right. My fault.
This is a new beginning.
We should get to know
each other.
It's a glorious day and
I love yo...
Both. I love you both.
Oh, there's so much I want to
talk to you about. Ask yo...
- Yes, me, too.
- Him, too.
I think it's wonderful, the way
Rupert's accepting all of this.
- I think I'm pretty wonderful.
- I think you're pretty wonderful.
- Teriffic. That settles it.
I'm wonderful. All those in favor
say "aye".
Aye.
- Aye.
Kay.
Would you tell him to
act normal?
Jolly says, just act normal.
Absolutely right. That's exactly
what I intend to do.
If the three of us are going to
have a heathy relationship...
...we have to say the hell with
the rest of the world, push ahead.
How many? Two?
Three.
- That's right, three.
- Remember, totally normal.
Thank yo...
- Thank you.
- This is fine.
Thank yo...
One for him, too, please.
Is this table okay?
What did he say, Kay?
- He said it's fine.
- He's happy.
I'll be back in a minute to take
your order.
Rupert, I think we have to
try to act a little more...
...careful around other people.
Act? Who's acting? I'm not acting?
Are you acting?
No. Are you not acting, are you?
No, we're not acting. We have a
ghost living with us.
I think, it's very important
that we treat him like anyone else.
Are you ready?
- Yes, the lady will have...
- Coffee.
Honey, I thought you were starving.
Is that all you want?
Coffee.
- And you?
Nothing, thanks.
- What did he say, Kay?
- He said he's not hungry.
- Excuse me, I did...
- I didn't, I did...
Come on, it's on me. He gets
carsick easily.
That's way he has to sit up
front with me.
- Cheeseburger.
- Wonderful.
And I will have... The grilled...
...cheese plate.
That's right.
Tell me, how would he like his
cheeseburger?
- Medium-rare.
- Medium-rare.
- Hold on the onions.
- Hold on the onions.
That'll be fine, thank yo...
Well, that wasn't so painful,
was it?
So tell me, what's it like,
being dead=
Rupert. People are
beginning to stare.
Mom, mom! That' man's talking
to a chair!
Billy, if that man wants to talk
to a chair, it's his privilege.
- He's talkin' to a chair!
- No, you're mother's correct!
It's my privilege. This is America!
Many men have died horrible deaths
so that I could sit in this diner...
...and talk to the chair of my
choice.
So, turn around. Eat your food.
And...
...thank God that we live in
this wonderful land, uh?
Grilled cheese, here.
Cheeseburger there.
How are we gonna arrange our time?
- What do you mean?
There's going to be times when
I'll want to be alone with yo...
There's going to be times when
I'll want to be alone with yo...
Him, too. I'm sure.
And you know...
...there's something
I'm anxious to know.
Is it possible for him to,
you know...
...be familiar with you?
That must be very disappointing
for both of yo...
- Could we go?
- We haven't even eat our food.
There, okay. Now, shall we go?
Kay, these little things have to
be ironed out.
The wrinkles, Jolly, old boy?
You're starting to annoy Jolly.
What did I say?
Isn't it beautiful?
Smell.
Have you told Jolly this is
where we met?
- She told me.
- I told him.
Good.
Where did you find this
God-forsaken place?
Emily and I were on a trip.
Emily. I didn't thought you
didn't like the country.
I love country. It was you that
never liked the country.
That's why we never went to
the country, because of yo...
- You did?
- Yes, I did.
I guess I was kind of
self-centered at times.
- Yes you were.
- Well, I've changed.
I've changed. I mean, it is amazing
Kay.
- Mrs.Reilly.
- Let me look at yo...
Rupert tells you'll get married.
Yes.
And to think, you met here.
- Oh, violins please.
staying here.
The Newmans.
On their honeymoon.
- There they are.
- They look adorable.
- Let's stick them on a cake.
- They are.
- Will you shut up!
- I beg your pardon?
Nothing, nothing.
Perhaps you could show us
to our room Mrs.Reilly...
...I'm really quite exhausted.
- Of course, dear.
Excuse me.
You two aren't making this any
easier for mw.
Well, I'm having fun.
So am I.
I love it.
This is ridiculous, Emily.
No, I'm through with this
silly charade.
Keep up the pressure.
It might take her snap out of it.
And it make me snap
out of it, too.
How long am I supposed to go
around ordering cheeseburgers...
...for my fiancee's dead
husband? He didn't even eat it.
You know, you have to be patient.
- I've lost my patience.
- Rupert.
Look, I've come up with my own
plan. It's a whole new tack.
It's the old fight-fire-wit-fire
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