Kiss the Bride
? Know that's what good
a second penis?
I can not help oh.
You do not need wedding cake.
I do not understand that this bad with us.
? You and me, us?
? This is a surprising assessment?
? Gonna give an increase?
That's funny.
No, in general we're gay
obsessed with marriage.
Tan masochist.
Quiz is part of its fanta a.
Tell me that I have a home Matthew
you can not have a gay wedding edicin
be great.
We want the right to be just as dysfunctional
that our parents? is too much to ask?
These guys do not seem to be n
happily ever after.
No, seems to be wanting to carry
waiter at the receiving.
That is not love.
Not that we want to sell in this edicin.
Steph and I'm not sleeping
I have to edicin wedding
d a whole in the head.
For that we win enough money.
Not won enough money.
But if you have a lot of mail.
No, no, no.
No more invitations.
Alice Gunter and invite you to
union of their souls, please.
Kate and Missy they embark on their
trip to eternity ... ? Shipping?
Steven Paul and invite you to join
while love makes one.
? Who embarks Really?
Dave and John unite their destinies ...
John and John rhyme.
Jake and Andy are blessed.
Louis and Rachel,
that ugly invitations.
One moment Luis.
Here.
Because you think all gays
They are not weddings, they are
commitment ceremonies,
Besides s not just some of the city
are outside and you're an escaped
This sends your mom from Arizona,
Alex Goldsky and Ryan Woods.
What?
Give me that.
? Guys already were lifted?
Dude, contstale.
Yo, I'm busy.
Ms'm awake. Woods.
Matty anyway.
If he is.
Breakfast is ready, "come from?
I did.
Wake up to Ryan.
You may ask Ryan
if you iron your shirt?
That's excellent.
That these nice Ryan
awake, too.
I will leave the shirt at the door
and do not forget that you have
to go to church today.
Matty is so good when
you stay to sleep,
Ryan is always so grn
when you get up.
Cum laude.
Cum again.
charge the concierge.
I would have done but this is your Armani and
Like trousers seem out of the trash.
Coture.
I could have been a consultant
marketing but not well paid,
say working here for
I feel more proud.
Gramy Ho had reason I volvo
lesbian and sigitysonchopu.
What?
If you do a Gramy Ho
That makes me so happy.
Cool.
This is Ryan, aydame to find the other
Half need to see this as Alex.
That pretty, is a lucky girl.
By God.
You can not, we will print in a
week, we have not even cover.
Please see, I need to see.
Stress please.
For God so love.
No of course not.
You love him.
Want to come to the wedding
and rob rtelo for you.
The wedding of my best friend.
This is a totally humanitarian task.
I'm as Angelina Jolie at this point that
not draw me to send a baby home.
EL was my first boyfriend,
I was the sack,
was the one who taught me
all about blowj*bs.
And any man appreciates that,
but you've seen in 10 years,
? Is no longer part of the past?
Clear.
But I like that she leaves,
And now what is happening, it will
be one of those guys.
? Guys? ? What did you see coffee with
raw water? ? What are you talking about?
You're going to be eating dinner or something as
and you see that kid.
He has three sons and a
wife miserable.
You will see with that faraway look
and before you know it you continue
bao of the men and grabs you by the penis.
for all involved
if someone is putting to one side before it is
late and tells you, you do not have to do this.
That would be the best.
Adem he was trapped s
in our people
Insurance has been drinking a six pack
All of consolacin d ace.
? And you see how big he is?
Look, that is when
we decided to do this ...
When you decided.
I said that at least you
to help to move.
? And that helps to whom else?
? For me or you?
This trip came out of nowhere, sorry.
I will have gone when you return.
Joey.
Ford Focus, new mileage,
What this says to my car?
I do not know who these
Concentrated guess.
? Got something to say come to prevent
Comets that a big mistake?
That's asking a lot for a car.
? But there is much to be desired?
I hope not.
Hey dad, it was time to join you.
Sean, I need the rest
panels for the ceiling.
Something happened to the toolbox
in the van.
We need your help.
Congratulations.
It was the failure to pump as
we use the tank of helium.
? And you do that Chris?
Nothing.
If I guess.
Silly.
That is a terrible blonde who goes high.
Guys I delight to take a beer with
but you please go back to work.
Not so r ask, we have to be
Cassler in the three and a half.
? Are you talking about?
Promet that at least finish this roof.
We can not leave work at half
Son, son, we are fine with this
As we work to complete,
but we have to go to Cassler
not to sue us,
a step forward, you see.
Hi baby, missing few d ace.
How are you?
Better and better.
? Still to you love me?
Well considering the competition.
? still love to me if I say that
I want to pick potatoes?
I've been working Cario
d a whole, reeks of dead.
That's true Alex.
I'm not in shape to see your potatoes.
? You can go to pick them?
Well, that's the problem.
Nor am I in good shape,
? Remember that party
to me that you were going to do?
Time of the experiment.
It's a little crazy.
? Sure that a still
you marry me?
I am a disaster, are the 3 PM, I am
tied to a chair and I'm drunk.
Now I just these exciting.
that we finish late.
That's my boy scout,
always prepared.
Sean? Garments water?
Now you extra.
? Thought you hired a plumber?
We will.
I love this holiday season.
? This is the 627 of the street Heaven, no?
Don 't get innocent boy,
seems to know how it is.
? You're the bride, no?
You look like a bad girl.
? That you are?
? You're a bad girl?
Okay, I'm a bad girl.
I bet that your boyfriend does not know this.
Not much.
I bet not.
I bet you can not satisfacerte
as a man of truth.
In fact in this case the
satisfaction is doing very well.
-? Really?
- Yes.
is having one.
normal sex life.
Well I hope not.
That is so boring.
a normal sex life?
What is special?
There is this little thing where the ...
I did not mean that.
Okay, we're friends.
Rel jate, these very tense.
? You think?
I'm going to marry,
duty to stay drunk until s Saturday.
It's going to watch a video, I can see you later.
It is so good, you're going to be
with one guy and nobody else
for the rest of your life until
that the death away.
Hell, if you put it that way.
Less talk and more nudity.
If I am going on the binge,
you do not pay to keep you in pants.
I am a friend of the groom, my name is Matt.
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