Kiss the Bride

Synopsis: In high school, Matt and Ryan were best friends. More than friends, actually. But in the ensuing ten years, they've lost contact. So when Matt receives an invitation to Ryan's wedding he's surprised - especially that Ryan is marrying a woman! Matt interrupts his ideal alternative lifestyle to return to his hometown. He plans to rescue his former love from whatever "she-devil" has trapped him into this huge mistake. On the other hand, Ryan's perky fiancé Alex takes quite the liking to Matt. Is she very cunning, disarmingly ditsy, completely adorable - or all three? As Matt tries to rekindle the old flame, Ryan is intent on putting out any sparks. Ryan dismisses their old romance as just a high school thing, but Matt realizes Ryan may still be the love of his life. All the while, Matt must deal with "his new best friend" Alex, the two families, and a hometown he thought he'd left entirely in the past. As the wedding day fast approaches (like a meteor hurtling toward ground zero), old fee
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): C. Jay Cox
Production: Regent Releasing
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
2007
100 min
Website
76 Views


? Know that's what good

a second penis?

I can not help oh.

You do not need wedding cake.

I do not understand that this bad with us.

? You and me, us?

? This is a surprising assessment?

? Gonna give an increase?

That's funny.

No, in general we're gay

obsessed with marriage.

Tan masochist.

Quiz is part of its fanta a.

Tell me that I have a home Matthew

you can not have a gay wedding edicin

without a great cover gay.

be great.

We want the right to be just as dysfunctional

that our parents? is too much to ask?

These guys do not seem to be n

happily ever after.

No, seems to be wanting to carry

waiter at the receiving.

That is not love.

Not that we want to sell in this edicin.

Steph and I'm not sleeping

I have to edicin wedding

d a whole in the head.

For that we win enough money.

Not won enough money.

But if you have a lot of mail.

No, no, no.

No more invitations.

Alice Gunter and invite you to

union of their souls, please.

Kate and Missy they embark on their

trip to eternity ... ? Shipping?

Steven Paul and invite you to join

while love makes one.

? Who embarks Really?

Dave and John unite their destinies ...

John and John rhyme.

Jake and Andy are blessed.

Louis and Rachel,

that ugly invitations.

One moment Luis.

Here.

Because you think all gays

we cover their weddings?

They are not weddings, they are

commitment ceremonies,

Besides s not just some of the city

are outside and you're an escaped

This sends your mom from Arizona,

Alex Goldsky and Ryan Woods.

What?

Give me that.

? Guys already were lifted?

Dude, contstale.

Yo, I'm busy.

Ms'm awake. Woods.

Matty anyway.

If he is.

Breakfast is ready, "come from?

I did.

Wake up to Ryan.

You may ask Ryan

if you iron your shirt?

That's excellent.

That these nice Ryan

awake, too.

I will leave the shirt at the door

and do not forget that you have

to go to church today.

Matty is so good when

you stay to sleep,

Ryan is always so grn

when you get up.

Cum laude.

Cum again.

Cum laude grade me and I do

charge the concierge.

I would have done but this is your Armani and

Like trousers seem out of the trash.

Coture.

I could have been a consultant

marketing but not well paid,

say working here for

I feel more proud.

Gramy Ho had reason I volvo

lesbian and sigitysonchopu.

What?

It means garbage collection.

If you do a Gramy Ho

That makes me so happy.

Cool.

This is Ryan, aydame to find the other

Half need to see this as Alex.

That pretty, is a lucky girl.

By God.

You can not, we will print in a

week, we have not even cover.

Please see, I need to see.

Stress please.

For God so love.

No of course not.

You love him.

Want to come to the wedding

and rob rtelo for you.

You're like Julia Roberts in

The wedding of my best friend.

This is a totally humanitarian task.

I'm as Angelina Jolie at this point that

not draw me to send a baby home.

EL was my first boyfriend,

I was the sack,

was the one who taught me

all about blowj*bs.

And any man appreciates that,

but you've seen in 10 years,

? Is no longer part of the past?

Clear.

But I like that she leaves,

I always sent bad about that.

And now what is happening, it will

be one of those guys.

? Guys? ? What did you see coffee with

raw water? ? What are you talking about?

You're going to be eating dinner or something as

and you see that kid.

He has three sons and a

wife miserable.

You will see with that faraway look

and before you know it you continue

bao of the men and grabs you by the penis.

I think it would be better

for all involved

if someone is putting to one side before it is

late and tells you, you do not have to do this.

That would be the best.

Adem he was trapped s

in our people

Insurance has been drinking a six pack

All of consolacin d ace.

? And you see how big he is?

Look, that is when

we decided to do this ...

When you decided.

I said that at least you

to help to move.

? And that helps to whom else?

? For me or you?

This trip came out of nowhere, sorry.

It is actually better as.

I will have gone when you return.

Joey.

Ford Focus, new mileage,

What this says to my car?

I do not know who these

Concentrated guess.

? Got something to say come to prevent

Comets that a big mistake?

That's asking a lot for a car.

? But there is much to be desired?

I hope not.

Hey dad, it was time to join you.

Sean, I need the rest

panels for the ceiling.

Something happened to the toolbox

in the van.

We need your help.

Congratulations.

It was the failure to pump as

we use the tank of helium.

? And you do that Chris?

Nothing.

If I guess.

Silly.

That is a terrible blonde who goes high.

Guys I delight to take a beer with

but you please go back to work.

Not so r ask, we have to be

Cassler in the three and a half.

? Are you talking about?

Promet that at least finish this roof.

We can not leave work at half

Pope to start something else.

Son, son, we are fine with this

As we work to complete,

but we have to go to Cassler

not to sue us,

a step forward, you see.

Hi baby, missing few d ace.

How are you?

Better and better.

? Still to you love me?

Well considering the competition.

? still love to me if I say that

I want to pick potatoes?

I've been working Cario

d a whole, reeks of dead.

That's true Alex.

I'm not in shape to see your potatoes.

? You can go to pick them?

Well, that's the problem.

Nor am I in good shape,

? Remember that party

to me that you were going to do?

Time of the experiment.

It's a little crazy.

? Sure that a still

you marry me?

I am a disaster, are the 3 PM, I am

tied to a chair and I'm drunk.

Now I just these exciting.

I'm going to change if

that we finish late.

That's my boy scout,

always prepared.

Sean? Garments water?

Now you extra.

? Thought you hired a plumber?

We will.

I love this holiday season.

? This is the 627 of the street Heaven, no?

Don 't get innocent boy,

seems to know how it is.

? You're the bride, no?

You look like a bad girl.

? That you are?

? You're a bad girl?

Okay, I'm a bad girl.

I bet that your boyfriend does not know this.

Not much.

I bet not.

I bet you can not satisfacerte

as a man of truth.

In fact in this case the

satisfaction is doing very well.

-? Really?

- Yes.

is having one.

normal sex life.

Well I hope not.

That is so boring.

? There anyone you like

a normal sex life?

What is special?

There is this little thing where the ...

I did not mean that.

Okay, we're friends.

Rel jate, these very tense.

? You think?

I'm going to marry,

duty to stay drunk until s Saturday.

It's going to watch a video, I can see you later.

It is so good, you're going to be

with one guy and nobody else

for the rest of your life until

that the death away.

Hell, if you put it that way.

Less talk and more nudity.

If I am going on the binge,

you do not pay to keep you in pants.

? Where is my pepper spray?

I am a friend of the groom, my name is Matt.

No, Mnica hopes that low.

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