Kissing Darkness
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- 2014
- 87 min
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[MUSIC]
[MUSIC]
[LAUGHING]
Oh, my god!
It's nice!
That's what fresh air
smells like?
It's wilderness.
[LAUGHING]
Well, we better start packing
stuff in.
Let's get this day started.
Yeah.
[MUSIC]
Are you going to help?
I am helping!
No, you're standing there.
Going to go check
the place out...
claim a room or two...
for when the girls get here.
Wouldn't want to be
too close to you...
Keeping our poor precious awake
with all the moaning
and boning.
F*** you!
You wish, knob jockey!
[DOOR OPENING]
[DOOR CLOSING]
I can't believe we are missing
Pride weekend for this!
Yeah Brett!
Camping is bad enough,
not to mention you said anything
about bringing your
"rainbow in the dark", along!
Really guys?
When the idea of camping
first came up,
I practically had to beg him
to let us stay here.
Just give him a little time
to loosen up.
Something tells me
we didn't bring
enough lube
to loosen him up!
Very funny.
You know how he gets
when he is first around us.
The dude smells for one!
We don't need "his" cabin.
We can easily sleep in our tent.
B*tch please!
Like your tiny dick
can pitch a tent big enough
to accommodate all of us.
Better get some of
those magic growth pills
if that's your plan!
Ah!
[LAUGHING]
Sh*t!
[KNOCKING]
God! Damn it!
F***ing fairies...
Playing games already?
Sh*t, man!
B*tch,
I'll beat your ass for that!
[LAUGHING]
You straight boys
are too funny...
always wanting
to beat someone's ass.
Feel the tension baby!
Tight enough for ya?!
- Yeah, well...
- F*** you!
F*** you!
Get out here and give us a hand.
Besides,
this is his fathers cabin,
he kind of comes with the
package.
We wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for him,.
He isn't that bad,.
I'm not going to let that
muscle-bound fart machine
ruin my weekend.
Let's have some fun, boys.
[ANIMAL CALL]
Little late to help now
isn't it?
Where the hell are you going?
There's someone in here!
Yeah, you fucktard!
No really,
there is someone in here.
It sounds like it's coming
from the other room.
Remove the gerbil from your ass
already and grow up!
Swear, going to have to start
claiming you as one of the gays
if you keep the woman
in distress act up.
[MUSIC]
It's getting foggy out there.
I am so bored.
Is anyone getting
reception or
am I the only one with
the cheapo cereal-box phone?
It's all of us!
So, what do you think?
The "Cream Vanilla Scone"
candle
or the
"Raspberry-Lemon Sorbet"?
I don't know.
Besides, can't you forget about
Keith for just one week?
No! I miss him.
You are such a school-girl
when you're in love.
Shut up!
Look at you and Jonathan!
Just ever since he got this job,
we have a hard time to hang out
with each other.
This sucks.
Why are we even here?
I am sorry for thinking
we could all have fun
without doing something
gay for once.
Um hello?! We are gay!
You know what I mean guys.
I'm just so tired
of the scene...
The nightclubs,
the hookups, the sex...
Alright, maybe not the sex.
It just...
I want to do something normal
for a change.
- Like camping?
- Yeah.
And what an amazing
experience that was!
Exactly!
Did I mention I was bored?
Come on, you guys,
all have to be bored.
You too, Brad.
Can we please go back
in the morning?
Pride is just starting.
Please! Please!
I want to taste the rainbow!
I cannot believe this!
What?That you have perfected
the art of
taking your shirt off
for attention?
It's f***ing summertime and
you guys got the damn fire on.
It's hot as hell in here.
Summertime doesn't account
for it still being cold.
Can you give me that?
I'm freezing!
Then put some more
f***ing clothes on.
You guys are killing me!
What's with the glitter and
candles man?!
This is looking like the set
of a drag queen musical.
And you can stop
applying glitter.
It's there from the last time.
And, where are the girls?
- Dude, what did you just say?
- Nothing,
Bullshit,
what did you just say?
I think it's funny
that I'm going to tell you
when I have sex with you.
Vlad and Jonathan sitting
in a tree... K-I-S...
Look at you...
All at giving me
the attention I deserve.
Cute!
Brett, better tell your
b*tch boy to shut his mouth
before I break his face!
What?
Bobby... Whitney! Stop it.
Talk about third grade drama.
Sh*t!
[STRANGE NOISES]
Come out, we have a gun!
[DOOR BANGING]
[DOOR BANGING]
Ah!
[ANIMAL CALL]
Monsters!
- Are you alright?
- No,
Did they get you?
My life ashed before my eyes
thanks to a family of raccoons.
I'm really dead now."
decaying right before your eyes.
Want to see?
- Really? Does it hurt?
- Only the first time...
- That's good!
- Ok, I'm totally fine.
It's just a family of raccoons,
I opened up the door
and they scurried off.
I knew that.
Big bad Vlad and his Gucci-gun,
afraid of a cute little raccoon.
You ran too.
How much more of this charade
must we deal with.
You know what? F*** this.
I'm hitting the shower.
Better not catch any of you
b*tches trying to sneak a peek.
No worries there.
Novelty wears off in
closet-cases like you fast.
Stop it! Stop, stop, stop!
Until when must we deal with the
charade of Jerry Springerness?
Alright?
I'm going to go wash my face...
And then after that,
we going to get a drink.
One, two, three or thirty.
Where's the alcohol?!
[LAUGHING]
Another round!
Ooh,
Oh, oh!
R's all gone!
Stupid!
Stow!
Every last drop.
No!
We need more!
Vlad? Where does
daddy keep more at?
Yeah Vlad, you got anymore?
Candy!
Dinnertime!
Tasty taste surprise!
You're such a crack whore!
Am I the only one who's
not drunk around here?
Maybe if you weren't on a liquid
diet to begin with?!
Who doesn't know he is drunk?
Meat? No! Salad? No,
give him a straw and
a bottle, you know.
[LAUGHING]
Seriously?
I like... definitely could use
another drink... Vladly?
[STRANGE NOISES]
Do you guys hear something?
Yeah, I think my dad has
an entire box somewhere.
From the family reunion,
last summer.
Someone'; coming?!
Not yet!
[LAUGHS]
So Ash,"
Do you still wet the bed?
You know I stopped that
like a year...
...a year ago?
Well don't...
Water sports can be hot.
See, Vlad is loosening up
as we speak.
[LAUGHING]
See, I told you he would.
[LAUGHING]
Alcohol has a way of loosening
up the tightest of asses.
[MUMBLING]
Now".
If only the hot ones weren't
always such "closet" cases,
we'd be on the right track!
[LAUGHING]
You guys want to play a game?
Spin the bottle?
I thought we only played that
when we were at home alone...
Maybe later. Now screw off!
Oh, hell no!
Witches used to use
that to summon the devil!
You put that exactly
back where you found it.
Why does your family have
a Ouija board?
A few Halloweens ago, my Dad
thought it would be a good idea
to celebrate by scaring us.
Some family...
Explains why you need help.
[LAUGHS]
So what do you guys say?
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