Kissing Darkness Page #4

It can't be that bad.

That bad? It's been hell!

You guys, you can't be doing

this in front of me like this!

I'm so horny now that the

slightest bit of tease

or excitement may cause me

to explode!

Ooh,

Brett, are you here?

Brett? Brett?

Brett!

Ooh,

We just talked about this, guys.

You keep doing that

and you'll think

the Stay Puft Marshmallow

Man got gunned down again!

- Sounds hot!

- And sticky!

[LAUGHING]

Well, they aren't here, maybe

Brett went to look for them.

- Okay...

- You think?

Well, they are not here,

are they?

A little demonic,

don't you think?

What is that doing out again?

Who keeps dragging this out?

Put it away!

Loosen up,

it's just a damn game.

Just a damn game?

Just a damn game?

Linda Blair thought

it was just a game.

And we all know what

happen with that, don't we?

I am putting it away.

Thank you.

The boys came back.

Or should I say...

they came back

for a bite to eat.

You scared the hell out of me.

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

Yeah, I walked into a... branch.

The boys were out

hiking all day.

They found a great lookout

spot to watch falling stars.

Sounds like a bunch of

romantical bullshit.

They invited me to join them,

but I decided to stay back

so that you wouldn't

worry about me.

How'; Keith?

He's... good.

Hey, Brett!

Going somewhere?

Hello, Keith.

Getting outta here.

Going back to town!

How are you going to do that?

The boys left...

I mean, we can't leave

without them.

Oh, hell no! I'll come back

for them in the morning.

Look, if I leave now,

I can be there by 11:00.

Just in time to see the crowning

of the WeHo Sassy Queen & King!

How typical.

Isn't the road blocked?

I'll move it.

Or go around.

I'll figure it out. Look,

I've had enough of this place.

I can put up with

the lions and tigers...

Hell, even the bears...

Oh, my!

Even the bears every

now and then.

But even then, I prefer the ones

that wear leather harnesses

and are too stupid to realize

that I'm only irting with them

just because I am too cheap

to buy my own drinks.

Now, I'm going to go.

I'll be back for you

in the morning.l promise!

Don't make me miss Pride

for another night of...

well this! OK?

You know what? Take mine.

Switch up cars when

you get down there, alright?

See...

At least there is one

understanding guy around here.

Fine. Suit yourself.

You are giving me a headache.

Sq!

Really?

Thank you!

Why is your neck so scary?

- I ran into a bush.

- A bush?

Branch. Same thing...

Well, you got the marks

to prove it.

That or there was one hell

of a mosquito in here.

Look... Brett... Are you sure

that you are alright?

It's just a stomachache.

Something that I ate.

What?

I heard that!

There's been nothing wrong

with my cooking!

Don't be pulling the sick

act on me to get me to stay.

Just go already Skylar. Enough!

Alright, love you too!

Are you sure you are okay,

Brett?

[SCREAMING]

It's nothing.

Just a little squirrel

nibbling on some nuts.

I'm not a squirrel

Not yet a beaver

When I'm in my tree

so wild and so free

Ugh, this sucks!

Ok...

Help me!

Somebody please, help me.

Hello?

You okay?

Help me, please.

Get off of me!

Missing something?

Must you be going so soon?

Leaving rne hanging without

even a good night's kiss?

[LAUGHING]

[MOANING]

[LAUGHING]

You're rig ht...

- We can save that for later!

- Get off of me!

Oh you, silly silly boy...

Must a girl make all the moves?

Don't you know

you are bound to me?

Skylar, why do you cringe?

You're not attracted to me?

I used to think the same thing

about you, girly boys.

Especially when I found my

best friend f***ing my husband

on my wedding night.

Can I let you in

on a little secret?

There is something that

young, stropping Vlad

left out of my story.

My best friend was a guy!

Wait! Wait!

Are you sure we

should be doing this?

We should have stopped this,

months ago!

You're crazy?

I wouldn't give this up

for the world!

Malice is too caught up in her

witches and demons to notice.

I guess... One more time.

One more time, huh?

Do you give a f***?

God!

Does she have to bring

this Ouija board everywhere?

F***!

[WEEPING]

[SIGHS]

Malice!

It's not what it looks like!

Malice, put the knife down!

Malice...

What are you doing?

Put the knife down!

- We are sorry.

- Please, put the knife down.

This is crazy, come on...

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[MOANING]

[CHOKING]

Looks like you bit your lip.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I, guess I fell asleep.

Bad dreams.

Looks like a bad dream to me!

[COUGHING]

I'll be fine.

I'm just a little tired.

I'll go fix the bed for you.

Look, if you need anything,

anything at all,

- I'm right next door.

- Okay.

Thank you.

Unite with me.

[MOANING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Want to know a secret?

So what's the secret?

Oh...l missed you so much!

Me too...

What was that?

It's probably the guys

who just came back.

It's funny. Vlad comes here a

total straight closet-case

and he gets more action than the

rest of us have like in months.

Oh?

Well "the rest of us",

I mean everyone else.

That'; OK,

you still complete me.

Look, are you sure Brett

is okay there on the couch?

He seems pretty down and

shaken up about everything.

I cannot believe that Jonathan

cheated on him with Vlad,.

Brett's fine. He literally

forced me to take this bed

knowing that I made it for him.

Maybe he just feels guilty

for bringing us all up here?

Maybe, but...

Not to change the subject...

But since he gave up

this little bed,

would you like

to make use of it?

Now you are talking!

[MOANING]

How about some privacy, guys!

Yeah, what the hell is this?

The "Stepford Gays"?

I'm sorry.

I thought this was the room

for the climatic orgy scene.

Guess we will have to save that

for the "uncut" version.

What are you doing?

Stop!

[SCREAMING]

[DEMONIC SCREAMING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Ash!

Ashton.

Shhh!

What's going on?

I don't know...

I won:
let it happen again.

[MOANING]

Are you ready for your

kiss of darkness?

It's time for you

to enter my world.

[LAUGHING]

[DEMONIC SCREAMING]

Your calling is here.

The strength

is limitless and eternal.

Immortal beauty, youth,

sex... fame.

You can have it all.

Our dark Lord,

the object my love, gives all.

Join me with him.

You feel his energy

and your bodies long for more.

To quiver at the touch

of his breathe on your neck.

You must do as I tell you.

Grow strong.

Kill, kill...

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARING]

[MOANING]

[MOANING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

[DEMONIC NOISES]

We gather here today

in the joining of two.

I call upon the

forces of darkness

and the infernal powers

within to consume us

in their shadows.

We sacrifice our hearts...

Obey these words of power.

Keepers of the threshold,

watchers at the gate...

unbar the guarded door.

Let me go!

You'll all go to hell for this!

Isn't that the entire

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