Kitten Bowl

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Welcome to the first annual Kitten Bowl.

I'm Beth Stern. Get ready

for an event unlike

anything you've ever seen.

It's three hours of fur-filled

entertainment with

hundreds of adorable

kittens. And it all starts

right now.

The stage

has been set for the most

adorable sporting event

of the year.

Tonight, the

North Shore Bengals

the Last Hope Lions

the Cedar Cove Cougars

and the Home and Family Felines

square off in a grid iron battle

of epic proportions. Four

teams will enter, only one

will be crowned champion.

Touchdown!

On a night filled with stars.

Ferrell Owens.

Feline Manning.

Tomcat Brady.

And Mr. Whiskers.

And some animal-loving humans

too.

Mr. Whiskers meet Hoda.

And I'm just gonna pile on

another.

Hi buddy.

Touchdown!

Can we get in the bowl?

Let's go Rach!

Kittens, kittens, kittens.

I love kittens.

We're gonna have a good game.

The fur is gonna fly. And the

cuteness will be almost

unbearable.

Unnecessary cuteness.

Ten yards.

This is the Kitten Bowl.

Joining me in the booth are two

incredible commentators.

The legendary New York

Yankee announcer John

Sterling himself. And the

uber talented, beautiful

Renee Herlocker. Hey guys,

what's in store for us today?

Now don't let these

cuddly kittens fool you. This is

no powder puff game. I

predict the fur is gonna

fly. Get ready for a total

cat fight.

And there's plenty more

action. A laser chase

daring stunts of agility,

even some of the stars of

your favorite online

cat videos will be here.

It's an entire evening

of cats being cute.

Of course no game is

complete without a tailgate

party. We have plenty of fans

getting wild here with us today.

So let's check in with them

In our purr-king lot.

That's right, Beth.

The anticipation is building in

our Kitten Bowl purr-king lot.

These fans have come prepared

for a day of furr-filled

excitement. Taking in the

local cuisine, catnip

burgers and barbeque

pigskin. Every big game is

won on the field, but they

all start with the fans in

the tailgate area. We're

only minutes away from the

kickoff and our fans look

like they're ready for

this game to get underway. The

anticipation is building as they

head to their seats.

Alright let's get to the

action. I'm gonna get outta

here so we can bring in our

starting lineup. Let's

meet today's athletes.

Taking the field first are the

North Shore Bengals. With their

orange coats and blue

collars. Coming into this

match up in first place

in their division, known

around the league for

their rambunctious style

of play.

Starting for the Bengals

Meowshawn Lynch

Manti Meow

Snowball

Tim Teepaw

Dandy Dalton

and their all-star

Ferrell Owens.

The thirty, the twenty,

the ten, he's done it again.

Ferrell Owens,

the orange kitten with the

one black paw leads the

league in both scoring and

cuddles. Keep an eye on

this kitten. He's on top

of his game.

And their opponent,

the Last Hope Lions. The tabby

cats with the purple collars who

are entering this showdown

with the best defense in

the league and only

allowing five unnecessary

cuteness penalties all

season.

Starting for the Lions,

Tabby Romo

Socks

Maverick

Brett Furve

Marbles

and their top cat Mr. Whiskers.

Mr. Whiskers wins hearts

as well as games with his

trademark white socks and

extra long whiskers. He

may not be the most fierce

competitor, but he's surely

the friendliest.

They don't look like

they're kitten around.

Let's talk about how

today's going to work.

Today our kittens will

compete in three games,

two qualifying games

and the winner of each of

those will go nose to cute

little nose in a final

championship game for all

the glory.

Now let's break down the

scoring. Just like football the

object for our kittens is

to, run climb, jump, or

claw their way to the goal

line. If they can get a

toy over the line, touchdown.

And here's something

you'll also get a kick out of.

They can also score extra

points, like football

players, by jumping on or

jumping through the goal

post. Well let's get to it.

It's time for the first ever

We're coming to you from

beautiful Hallmark Channel

Stadium on this cozy

February day with the

match up between the Last

Hope Lions and the North

Shore Bengals.

And we're

underway. The Bengals

set to receive and Ferrell

Owens takes the opening

kickoff near the forty.

The Bengals making an

early push here. Oh

they'd love to score first

against this Lions

defense.

Owens is acting very

playful here, John. We can only

wonder if this will affect the

Bengals' team chemistry

when they need it most.

You can see the Lions

won't take this lying down. Or

will they?

Tabby Romo has

the ball at the ten and

breaks for the goal line.

Touchdown.

The Lions take

advantage of a distracted

Bengal defense and get in

the end zone for the first

points of the game. And the

Lions celebrate.

Tabby Romo is showing off his

best touchdown dance here.

They line up for the

extra point.

And it's good. Marbles makes a

clean jump onto the goal post.

Let's see that again in

our kitten-view replay.

Tabby Romo pounces

into the end zone with

authority, putting the

Lions on top seven, zero.

The crowd really going

wild here, John. Nobody

expected the Lions

to strike first.

It looks like the Bengals are

trying to get a cat's eyeview

of the field here, John.

And Meowshawn Lynch

takes the kickoff out of the

end zone. Oh and he fumbles

the ball. Leaving the

Bengals confused and

very cute. Keep an eye on

Ferrell Owens here

stalking the Lions

reciever. And he strips

the ball loose. Owens,

he could go all the way.

Touchdown, Bengals.

And it looks

like Owens is gonna

jump into the stands

for his famous

Hallmark Channel hurdle.

Owens is no stranger to

excessive celebration.

The Bengals make the

extra point.

And the score is tied at seven.

Oh look out. Mr. Whiskers losing

his cool.

Penalty.

Illegal use of the paws.

Illegal use of he paws,

John. You have to

wonder if that's in

response to Owens'

excessive celebration.

Well you maybe right, Renee.

Whiskers trying anything here to shake

the red hot Owens off his game.

Tabby Romo trying to

stretch the offense.

The Lions really

need to keep their focus

here and Socks takes the

snap. He's toying with the

idea of a mouse flicker.

But with nobody open downfield

he's forced to take the scratch.

Now the Bengals take over

at midfield. But seem to be

a little confused with

the play call.

Aww. Adorable.

Meowshawn Lynch tries

to sneak in from out of bounds,

but the referee wasn't fooled. I

guess that's gonna be a penalty.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. Ten yards.

Wow. Unnecessary

cuteness already, John.

Lynch needs to keep his

cuteness under wraps or it

can get him into trouble today.

John the Lions would love to get

another score here before

the end of the quarter.

And that will do it as

time expires in the first

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