Kitten Bowl
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- 2014
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Welcome to the first annual Kitten Bowl.
I'm Beth Stern. Get ready
for an event unlike
anything you've ever seen.
It's three hours of fur-filled
entertainment with
hundreds of adorable
kittens. And it all starts
right now.
The stage
has been set for the most
adorable sporting event
of the year.
Tonight, the
North Shore Bengals
the Last Hope Lions
the Cedar Cove Cougars
and the Home and Family Felines
square off in a grid iron battle
of epic proportions. Four
teams will enter, only one
will be crowned champion.
Touchdown!
On a night filled with stars.
Ferrell Owens.
Feline Manning.
Tomcat Brady.
And Mr. Whiskers.
And some animal-loving humans
too.
Mr. Whiskers meet Hoda.
And I'm just gonna pile on
another.
Hi buddy.
Touchdown!
Can we get in the bowl?
Let's go Rach!
Kittens, kittens, kittens.
I love kittens.
We're gonna have a good game.
The fur is gonna fly. And the
cuteness will be almost
unbearable.
Unnecessary cuteness.
Ten yards.
This is the Kitten Bowl.
Joining me in the booth are two
incredible commentators.
The legendary New York
Yankee announcer John
Sterling himself. And the
uber talented, beautiful
Renee Herlocker. Hey guys,
what's in store for us today?
Now don't let these
cuddly kittens fool you. This is
no powder puff game. I
predict the fur is gonna
fly. Get ready for a total
cat fight.
And there's plenty more
action. A laser chase
daring stunts of agility,
even some of the stars of
your favorite online
cat videos will be here.
It's an entire evening
of cats being cute.
Of course no game is
complete without a tailgate
party. We have plenty of fans
getting wild here with us today.
So let's check in with them
In our purr-king lot.
That's right, Beth.
The anticipation is building in
our Kitten Bowl purr-king lot.
These fans have come prepared
for a day of furr-filled
excitement. Taking in the
local cuisine, catnip
burgers and barbeque
pigskin. Every big game is
won on the field, but they
all start with the fans in
the tailgate area. We're
only minutes away from the
kickoff and our fans look
like they're ready for
this game to get underway. The
anticipation is building as they
head to their seats.
Alright let's get to the
action. I'm gonna get outta
here so we can bring in our
starting lineup. Let's
meet today's athletes.
Taking the field first are the
North Shore Bengals. With their
orange coats and blue
collars. Coming into this
match up in first place
in their division, known
around the league for
their rambunctious style
of play.
Starting for the Bengals
Meowshawn Lynch
Manti Meow
Snowball
Tim Teepaw
Dandy Dalton
and their all-star
Ferrell Owens.
The thirty, the twenty,
the ten, he's done it again.
Ferrell Owens,
the orange kitten with the
league in both scoring and
cuddles. Keep an eye on
this kitten. He's on top
of his game.
And their opponent,
the Last Hope Lions. The tabby
cats with the purple collars who
are entering this showdown
with the best defense in
the league and only
allowing five unnecessary
cuteness penalties all
season.
Starting for the Lions,
Tabby Romo
Socks
Maverick
Brett Furve
Marbles
and their top cat Mr. Whiskers.
Mr. Whiskers wins hearts
as well as games with his
trademark white socks and
extra long whiskers. He
may not be the most fierce
competitor, but he's surely
the friendliest.
They don't look like
they're kitten around.
Let's talk about how
today's going to work.
Today our kittens will
compete in three games,
two qualifying games
and the winner of each of
those will go nose to cute
little nose in a final
championship game for all
the glory.
Now let's break down the
scoring. Just like football the
object for our kittens is
to, run climb, jump, or
claw their way to the goal
line. If they can get a
toy over the line, touchdown.
And here's something
you'll also get a kick out of.
They can also score extra
points, like football
players, by jumping on or
jumping through the goal
post. Well let's get to it.
It's time for the first ever
We're coming to you from
beautiful Hallmark Channel
Stadium on this cozy
February day with the
match up between the Last
Hope Lions and the North
Shore Bengals.
And we're
underway. The Bengals
set to receive and Ferrell
Owens takes the opening
kickoff near the forty.
The Bengals making an
early push here. Oh
they'd love to score first
against this Lions
defense.
Owens is acting very
playful here, John. We can only
wonder if this will affect the
Bengals' team chemistry
when they need it most.
You can see the Lions
won't take this lying down. Or
will they?
Tabby Romo has
the ball at the ten and
breaks for the goal line.
Touchdown.
The Lions take
advantage of a distracted
Bengal defense and get in
the end zone for the first
points of the game. And the
Lions celebrate.
Tabby Romo is showing off his
best touchdown dance here.
They line up for the
extra point.
And it's good. Marbles makes a
clean jump onto the goal post.
Let's see that again in
our kitten-view replay.
Tabby Romo pounces
into the end zone with
authority, putting the
Lions on top seven, zero.
The crowd really going
wild here, John. Nobody
expected the Lions
to strike first.
trying to get a cat's eyeview
of the field here, John.
And Meowshawn Lynch
takes the kickoff out of the
end zone. Oh and he fumbles
the ball. Leaving the
Bengals confused and
very cute. Keep an eye on
Ferrell Owens here
stalking the Lions
reciever. And he strips
the ball loose. Owens,
he could go all the way.
Touchdown, Bengals.
And it looks
like Owens is gonna
jump into the stands
for his famous
Hallmark Channel hurdle.
Owens is no stranger to
excessive celebration.
The Bengals make the
extra point.
And the score is tied at seven.
Oh look out. Mr. Whiskers losing
his cool.
Penalty.
Illegal use of the paws.
Illegal use of he paws,
John. You have to
wonder if that's in
response to Owens'
excessive celebration.
Well you maybe right, Renee.
Whiskers trying anything here to shake
the red hot Owens off his game.
Tabby Romo trying to
stretch the offense.
The Lions really
need to keep their focus
here and Socks takes the
snap. He's toying with the
idea of a mouse flicker.
But with nobody open downfield
he's forced to take the scratch.
Now the Bengals take over
at midfield. But seem to be
a little confused with
the play call.
Aww. Adorable.
Meowshawn Lynch tries
to sneak in from out of bounds,
but the referee wasn't fooled. I
guess that's gonna be a penalty.
Penalty. Unnecessary
cuteness. Ten yards.
Wow. Unnecessary
cuteness already, John.
Lynch needs to keep his
cuteness under wraps or it
can get him into trouble today.
John the Lions would love to get
another score here before
the end of the quarter.
And that will do it as
time expires in the first
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