Klass Page #4

Synopsis: Mockumentary short film about two Dublin hair and beauty therapists. Followed by a camera crew, giving their expertise on how to beautify the world, needless to say that their tips and advise are somewhat different. These two youngones specialise in Debs, Communions and Funerals.
Year:
2007
10 min
100 Views


Have you hit Joosep?

What? I cannot hear you!

Nobody would hit such a jerk.

If anyone should leave this

school,

then it would be Joosep.

Do you understand,

what you are doing?

We don't need those who keep

snitching on their own class!

Don't you feel sorry for him?

The whole class

against one boy!

Will somebody say something?

Kati?

Toomas and Olav

already said everything.

I am really sorry.

From now on, the headmistress

will talk to you, or whoever.

I have nothing to say to you.

F***, when that fag comes back,

l'll f***ing kill him!

What can

the headmistress do to us...

She cannot do anything,

if we stick to the same story.

I already said that

I don't beat jerks and fags.

But then, let's agree,

that we tell the same story.

Exactly,

but that goes to the girls, too.

Riina?

- What about me?

We haven't seen a thing.

Right, Girls?

Okay, I didn't mean you,

more, like, Thea.

L'll talk to her, she is okay.

Kerli?

F*** it! One guy just cannot

snitch on a whole class!

We must do something back.

I don't believe that Joosep

let her mother call the teacher.

Who would?

Let's make him a website,

with fag photos!

Yeah, let's put Joosep and Kaspar

to some male prostitutes' site.

Wouldn't it be too weak?

Why aren't you in school?

Wait!

I want an answer!

Did I ask you to call the teacher?

Wait... I didn't call anybody.

- F***...

It must have been your mother.

F***...

What did she phone about?

Do you hear me?

Listen to me!

What happened?

The Cheese came to the classroom

and asked, who beat Joosep.

And then?

- Nobody said anything.

And you ran away?

- What should I do then?

Have you fought back

at least once in your life?

Yeah, I have...

- Where did you hit?

Everywhere.

Do you understand,

it won't end like that.

You must hurt the herd leader!

So that he... Do you get it?

Do you know the triangle?

- Yeah, here.

Then hit!

That's the way to hit!

Do you understand me?

Or else nobody

will ever respect you.

Come here.

- What is it?

Max will do Kaspar, right?

- What do you mean? Wait...

Where is Joosep?

- He ran away.

Max created Joosep's e-mail address

and sent Kaspar an e-mail.

What?

- So it was, like, from Joosep.

I want to see that!

Kaspar, I love you. Joosep.

Did you get an answer?

Maybe he found out

that it is not really Joosep?

What do you care?

He answered.

Joosep, I am not gay.

Wait...

Let's create a similar account

for Kaspar.

And send a same letter

to Joosep.

So, set up a date for them?

- Do you think, they would come?

Let's keep it very simple.

Let's meat on the beach,

it is important...

Hi.

Well... What did you want?

- Me? What do you mean?

You sent me an e-mail,

that you had something important.

F***...

Well, Kassu...!

Which one of you is not gay?

Do your gay thing,

don't let us get in the way!

Maybe a pole dance?

Thea, are you still with Kaspar?

Come on, everybody is waiting!

Tell them.

The guy is a fag...

Are you going steady or not?

No, we are not.

Give him!

F*** off! Let's see,

what a man he really is!

Are you a tough guy?

Get on you knees!

On your knees, f***!

Bring Joosep here!

Hi, Joosep!

Kaspar! And now say that you

never protect a freak like Joosep!

Say it!

I won't protect

a freak like Joosep!

I won't protect

a freak like Joosep.

Let's take a picture!

- F***, why now? Idiot.

And now do some fag stuff.

Take Joosep's pants off!

Take them off!

- Do something!

Take the knife away, maybe then

he will kiss him or something...

F***, do something!

You did not get

your punishment, yet!

Stand still, you f***!

If you move,

l'll smash your kidneys, got it?

I don't want to see this!

Thea, where did you go?

- Bring her back!

Others, stand aside.

Do something.

Take Joosep's pants off!

- The knife can be seen.

Take this.

Do like this.

See, it works!

Hurts? Take Joosep's pants off.

Take his pants off, you f***!

How long must I wait?

He can't do anything...

- Shut the f*** up!

Do what you are asked.

Won't I be seen?

Stop it...

- No, I won't stop!

Take them off!

Don't you understand!

- Stop it!

Take it in your mouth!

We want to see some gay porn!

Take off the underpants!

Take them off, you f***!

Stop it, it's not hard.

- He'll make it hard!

You know from your own experience?

- Your mother knows, f***!

Joosep, you should like it!

Take it in your mouth!

And suck!

Suck it!

You are freaks, all of you!

F*** you, big mama!

F***, a drop landed on me!

Let's go.

- Anders!

I AM SORRY, GRANDMA

Day Seven

I AM SORRY, GRANDMA

Day Seven

Grandma...

- Kaspar! You startled me!

I don't want to eat right now.

- What is it, this time?

Kaspar,

where were you last night?

I am worried about you! You are

not in that age to be out alone.

Oh my god,

what happened to your jacket?

A hole... How will you go

to school like that? Take it off!

Kaspar...! What is it, now?

Grandma...

- Yeah?

Please, forgive me.

This is a magazine.

You got eight bullets.

This is all you have.

The magazine goes here.

How do you load a gun?

You pull the slide back.

And you don't push it back,

but just release.

Now it's loaded.

Let's go.

Wait.

Remember that further from

Boys, where are you going?

- You call the police.

Only in movies they shoot

to long distances with pistols.

This weapon can shoot accurately

only up to 25 meters.

You must be really close

to your adversary.

And only then shoot.

There is no point to shoot

from afar, just wasting bullets.

Shall I go in or out?

Go out.

Thank you.

Well?

Afraid?

That's what we wanted.

Let's go.

If there was a God's law

or something...

When you hit another person,

your hand will fall off.

Get it, man... Nobody in

our class protects Joosep.

It's a matter of honor.

I don't get anything,

a guy is talking, like...

I shot a girl

from the eighth grade.

I told you

not to shoot from afar.

Have you any bullets left?

Have you any bullets?

- No.

Take it.

How shall we do it?

We'll count to three

and then shoot.

We'll pull the trigger

together on three.

Thank you.

One...

Two...

I will not die in your despite

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