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Synopsis: Ventriloquist Jerry Morgan has to see another love affair fail. The reason: when the relationship reaches the point when it is time to discuss marriage, his doll Clarence becomes mean and jealous. His fiancée Audrey leaves him and Jerry smashes his two dolls, Clarence and Terrence. Morgan's doll maker Papinek is a member of a spy ring who has stolen secret plans to the top secret Lafayette airplane. Since Morgan is leaving for Zurich the same night, Papinek decides to use Morgan's dolls as a mailbox and hides the secret plans in the heads of the dolls. Another secret spy ring also wants to get their hands on Jerry's luggage and they *also* follow him. Eventually, Jerry is chased by both these organizations as well as the police, who suspects him of murder.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Paramount Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
PASSED
Year:
1954
103 min
194 Views


You can see the poor

boy's out of his mind.

Really you can't put any credence

in the ravings of this maniac?

I mean, you can't possibly think

that I'll be involved in anything as

infamous as the theft

of the "Lafayette" papers?

How did you know the name

of the secret document?

What? Well, this poor

idiot just mentioned it.

I beg your pardon.

He didn't.

What he said was "He gave Brutchik

those plans I was telling you about,

two pieces of blueprint with

some fancy French name".

But inspector, this is

preposterous, I...

Detain the plane for Istanbul. Mr Langston,

I'm afraid I must hold you for questioning.

Take him out.

I'm sorry about this, old man.

I rather liked you.

Mr Morgan, I'm afraid we

all owe you a great apology.

It's all so simple, a child

could have understood it.

They was Gromek and Brodnik, and

Shaslik and Papinek. Now when Gromek...

You look strained, take this.

- When Gromek met Papinek...

- Just drink it.

He didn't know that Brodnik had

taken the plans from Shaslik, and...

You know, you do have the prettiest eyes

of any doctor I have ever seen. I would...

- I'll take care of him.

- I'll do it.

I haven't seen the end

that he could use to.

- Marty, where's the car?

- Across the street.

Here.

- Hey, terribly sorry. We just got married.

- I am awfully sorry.

Healthy looking couple.

Probably'll have a large family.

We better get a bigger car.

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Norman Panama

Norman Kaye Panama (April 21, 1914 – January 13, 2003) was an American screenwriter and film director born in Chicago, Illinois. He collaborated with a former schoolfriend, Melvin Frank, to form a writing partnership which endured for three decades. He also wrote gags for comedians such as Bob Hope's radio program and for Groucho Marx. The most famous films he directed were Li'l Abner (1959), the Danny Kaye film The Court Jester (1956), and the Bob Hope film How to Commit Marriage (1969). He wrote Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948), Road to Utopia (1946), and The Court Jester, among other movies. He won an Edgar Award for A Talent for Murder (1981), a play he co-wrote with Jerome Chodorov. Panama continued to write and direct through the 1980s. He died in 2003 in Los Angeles, California, aged 88, from complications of Parkinson's disease. more…

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