Koi... Mil Gaya Page #2

"when everyone in the world

will want to shake hands with me"

"Happiness will embrace you"

"Life will change some day"

"The skies will bow

at your feet... "

"and there will be

no one like you around"

"The sight of the birds... "

"awakens a desire"

"Although we tread the earth... "

"we will reach for the skies"

"We will reach for the skies"

What are you shaking your head for?

You're all of six feet...

and you move around with these

two feet nothings. Aren't you ashamed?

Get out of our way.

We got here first,

so we'll cross first.

Get your bikes out of our way.

We do not believe in going in

the backward direction, moron.

We'll do the needful. You will always

keep moving in a backward direction!

He's begun to talk too much, Raj.

Rohit, these dogs are barking far too

much today. So let's give them a shot.

Oh yes, the formula... - 320!

Catch him.

Move... move.

May I ask, where you gentlemen

were going to, in such a hurry?

How dare you enter a no-entry zone?

- He knocked our bikes down, sir.

That doesn't mean you will

violate traffic rules.

Sukhwani, give them a ticket.

Excuse me, sir.

Perhaps you don't know who I am.

I know. You're Raj, the District

Magistrate Harbans Saxena's son.

Sukhwani, collect double the

fine from them. - Yes sir.

And have this news splashed

in the local newspapers.

People ought to know that when

Inspector Khan is in-charge...

no one can take things for granted.

Not even if he's Distt. Magistrate's son...

or the District Magistrate himself.

I hope you've got the message.

Colonel! Come on out!

Harbans! I have never seen

a moron like you!

Couldn't you even

come to receive me?

Malhotra, there can't be a bigger

idiot than you in the world!

You sent a fax that you were coming,

but you didn't tell me when and how!

Where would I have come

to receive you, you idiot?

Relax... must you welcome someone

with swear words like this?

But that's how this duffer is!

Look at him! He won't even embrace me.

My dear friend!

So nice to meet you.

Now that he has retired...

he has come to spend the rest of

his life with his friend.

And this friendship we will

celebrate for a whole year to come.

To begin with, we'll have a grand

party at our bungalow this evening.

At least come and sit down first.

- Come.

Well, well! I forgot to ask you

the most important question!

Where's our little doll...?

Our tiny little girl?

Your tiny little doll has grown up.

- Is it?

But where is she, Indu?

Why're you late?

- Not late at all.

The bus has yet to come...

and we'll have a blast watching

the three and half hour movie!

Three and a half hour movie?

- That's the fashion nowadays.

The bus has arrived!

Come quickly... we may miss the bus.

Come quickly.

The bus has left, we miss the movie

and our holiday's in ruins!

I've just arrived in the city.

Can you tell me where Shanti Villa is?

Shanti Villa? Over there...

- No, it's on this side!

But... - The jeep's going empty...

the girl's gullible,

she'll drop us at the movies.

Let's go. We'll take you there.

By the way, my name is Nisha

What's yours?

What places could one see here?

- Several.

How about the nightlife here?

What do folks do in the nights?

They sleep.

Are there no discos in town?

- There are. But kids aren't allowed.

Kids?

Hey! This is not Shanti Villa!

- This is a cinema hall.

But I... - You want to go Shanti Villa.

And we want go to the movie!

Shanti Villa's not far though,

Take a right, a left...

then right, left, left...

you'll reach Shanti Villa.

So you guys wanted a lift!

- Right, auntie!

You ought to be ashamed!

You fool people along with these kids?

And on top of that, you are laughing?

- I'm laughing at your nose.

When you scream, it twitches funnily!

Like a deflated balloon!

You shouldn't have done that, Rohit.

When someone asks for your help...

you must help him,

not make a fool out of him.

But I'd have missed the movie.

What did I read out to you

from the Gita?

God is forever willing to help those

who help others.

Didn't I read that out to you?

- You did. But I forgot.

The next time you meet that girl,

you're going to apologise to her.

You'll say sorry to her.

- I will.

What's this, Ma?

- It's a computer your Papa made.

Papa built a computer?

Through the computer and

the instruments he invented...

he spoke to people who live

far away, on the stars.

There are people on the stars?

- Yes.

I can't see anything, Ma.

There are several things

one cannot see.

But they do exist.

What? - Party!

Know what, Harbans?

Your jokes are still as hilarious.

Nothing has changed in all these years.

- Why not, daddy?

Look at Raj. He used to be a little

kid, but he's now as tall as a pole.

I'm sure someone pulled his legs!

She used to be small and fat too,

crying, "Mummy!" for everything.

You've met after years and

you've already started fighting?

Fights make the bond of

friendship stronger, Right?

One must eat on time

and sing praises of the Lord!

Give me more.

Their age to eat, all right.

So what's the spread like?

Where are the papad?

It's a queue. I'll come

in the line.

Is that mutton?

Give me some, I do eat it.

Give us some food.

- You just took a plateful!

That's gone down already.

- Where's down?

Here.

- God! Amazing tummy!

300 million people in the country

live under the poverty line.

They don't get to see

a fistful of foodgrains...

and you're taking a second helping?

- That's none of your business.

Right.

Give us some food.

Bittu! Give me some more!

Wait.

Oh my god! Escape from here.

Let the boys continue drinking,

I'm famished.

C'mon!

Who does he think he is?

If I could get my hands on him!

I'm not going to spare him!

What are you upto?

What were you stealing?

No... I was only saying sorry.

Take a look.

That's his way of saying sorry.

By sticking chewing gum to the seat.

So you were sticking

chewing gum, were you?

He's was the one last night!

Jerk, you've started getting

too big for your boots?

You challenged us the day other

and you're now teasing girls?

He's the one who took me

to a cinema hall...

pretending to show me the house.

He even spilt food on my head!

That was nothing, Nisha. With what

he was doing today...

you'd have had to cut your hair!

Look at the chewing gum!

Such a rascal behind

that innocent face?

We ought to hand him over

to the police!

Oh no, why hand him over to the

police for something so trivial?

We'll let him go.

What say, Raj?

Scram.

Get lost.

Raj, why're allowing him to leave?

He should be taught a lesson.

Don't hit me! I'm telling you

the truth. I was only saying sorry.

Quite a champion with

your scooter, aren't you?

To be honest, that madcap

isn't at fault Nisha.

The sight of you could

drive anyone crazy.

Are you flirting with me?

Not at all. On rare occasions,

I speak the truth.

He won't get into mischief anymore.

He's been given a solid punishment.

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