Koning van Katoren Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
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'Prince Royal of Katoren'?
- Sorry.
- Give me some money.
Please, give me some money.
- A coin.
- Here you go.
Thank you, thank you.
A friendly town?
Where are you going to stay?
That's not what I meant.
Don't get any ideas.
Well, bye now.
I'll see you around.
Can I have your phone number?
Then I'll call you when I've done it.
Seriously?
Strictly business, okay?
- Where did you get my number?
- Research. That's called research.
- I beg you.
- Go on, go away.
No, don't take me away.
Don't take me away, I beg you.
- High five.
- High five.
You want to film?
Yes, very nice.
- Two coins.
- Two coins? Okay. One, two.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Children, time to go to school.
Come on.
Okay, thank you.
- Hello. Buongiorno, signore.
- Buongiorno.
I'm looking for...
I'm looking for the town hall.
- The city house.
- City hall. There is no city hall here.
- No city hall.
- No?
You look like us,
but you talk like a Tara.
Let's see if you drink
like one of us.
Cheers.
He drinks like a Tara.
I think it's me you need.
I'm the sindaco.
The mayor.
How do you do. Lanzo.
- How-do-you-do-Lanzo. Stach.
- Stach?
- I don't understand.
- I was sent here by the ministry.
Look, here it is.
'Relieve all of Swindledale's
residents of their knob noses. '
'Relieve all of Swindledale's
residents... ' All of them? Tutti?
You'll never be able to, of course.
Or are you very rich?
Watch out, a mosquito.
Or do you also want a potato nose?
Come.
Look, don't hold it against me.
How are you? Everything alright?
Doing okay?
I don't understand
why on earth they send...
- Me.
- Someone...
No, sorry. Come, come here.
That's not what I meant.
Ina, look who's here. Stach.
- Stach, this is Ina, my wife.
- How do you do.
Come. Sorry. Listen...
Rosemary.
- Basil.
- Yes.
Pretty girl.
Yes, that's my daughter.
Thank you.
- What is this?
- Urtica dioica.
- Urtica...
- Dioica.
Stinging nettle. Never tasted it?
It's delicious with pasta
with spinach and cheese.
And it's good for foruncolo.
- Foruncolo?
- Yes, foruncolo.
Pimples.
Can you tell me more
about those mosquitoes?
Yes.
They're the cause
of all our problems.
We've tried everything, filling up
the marsh, poison. Nothing works.
- And that medicine?
- Yes, that...
Forgive my wife.
Our daughter is ill and...
and it's very hard for her.
No, come, we have a guest.
Come here. Pull yourself together.
- I'm cold.
- Yes, it's cold. Come here.
Wait, I have something.
- Here.
- Now look at that.
There.
Buongiorno.
Ciao, Maria.
How are you doing?
Your nose is getting better, isn't it?
Come, give me a nice smile.
She's Sarah's daughter.
Se non hai pi niente da perdere,
non ti resta che vincere.
If you have nothing left to lose,
all you can do is win.
- What is that up there?
- That's where the Taras live.
This is where we have to be.
- Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
Hey, Kim.
Buongiorno, signori.
A party tonight?
Party?
- Wait here.
- Okay.
- Come with us.
- What's the matter? What did I do?
- Hold on. Let go of me. Excuse me...
- Stay calm.
Perch? Let go of me.
Lanzo, Lanzo.
- No, wait.
- Go away.
Let go of me.
He's with me.
He's here with me.
I can ask my uncle for money
for the medicine. For Isabella.
But boy, you've seen what it costs.
I don't even make that much in a year.
And then you only get a small jar.
- Have you ever been inside?
- Of course not, it's only for Taras.
Why would you want to go there?
Hey, aren't you staying?
The cloakroom's downstairs.
- To the formula. To Rinomal.
- To Rinomal.
To Rinomal.
Comrades, friends, welcome.
It's been another good week.
You've worked hard.
As our former colleague
Sin Pharma used to say:
'It's a dirty job,
but someone has to do it. '
However, there are people who say:
'Those Taras have too much money. '
Urtica dioica.
Stinging nettle.
Urtica dioica.
It's good for foruncolo.
- Where did that come from?
- There.
- Upstairs, guys.
- Get him.
Freeze.
This way.
- He's upstairs.
- Lanzo, open up.
- Please, I need your help.
- Run.
- I have to talk to your wife.
- Come.
Well, well, well.
Look who we have here.
Our brave hero.
Here.
- You've been deceived.
You've all been deceived.
Look, we made it ourselves.
The medicine. With plants
that grow everywhere here.
- In other words, for free.
- It's free.
We tested it on the nose of this girl.
You all know her: Miss Katoren.
You've deceived us. Go away
and don't come back. Get out.
- Yes.
- Stach for mayor.
- Stach for king, king of Katoren.
- King of Katoren.
King of Katoren.
King Stach the First?
King of Katoren.
King of Katoren.
Just call it 'beginner's luck'. I'm sure
that's it. He won't do it a second time.
beginner's luck
- Are we there yet?
- Almost. Did you have a nice nap?
Did you type a nice blog?
- How will you handle this assignment?
- I'll see when I get there.
- Don't you have any better questions?
- Such as?
'Say, Stach, how does it feel
to be a hero?'
One mission accomplished.
Beginner's luck.
- Is there anything you wouldn't do?
- What's that?
If there's anything
you wouldn't do.
- Is this an interview?
- Never mind.
- Jump off the Aloysius Tower.
- What?
You asked if there was anything
I wouldn't do.
Jump off the Aloysius Tower.
tumbled off it.
Sorry.
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
Stach.
What?
- Stach...
- Just let me handle my assignment.
Bye.
Ho, young lady.
Stach. Are you doing okay?
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I was afraid
I was going to miss you.
I'm the mayor. It's a real honour.
Just jump on. Come on, jump on.
Stach comes to Ecumene
to stop the churches.
What is it I have to do? What do
they mean by stopping the church?
Churches. Plural.
We have four of them.
- Okay.
- Look, right on time.
You just can't stop them.
Tying them up won't work either.
Can you control
all four churches from here?
If only I could.
The churches move on their own.
No, I can only keep
an eye on them here.
I make the timetable.
They'd like to head to the centre
all at once, but there's no space.
I'm like a harbour master,
only with churches instead of ships.
Sounds like an important task.
- Now who's in charge here?
- Turn right. Turn right. Turn around.
If there was a place to park, we'd all
get a nice spot just outside the town.
Why not here?
Right on the town square?
These people aren't easy. If they come
too close, they're not so nice anymore.
- Do they never come together?
- Only if they have to.
Sorry, Stach, I had to make a call.
Mayoral duties.
- Hallo, Daddy.
- Hello, Jar.
Is it a fun game?
'When will you be home?'
Honey?
You're already here.
Why didn't you say so?
- Honey, this is Stach. He just arrived.
- Hello. Please don't mind the mess.
If I'd known you were coming,
we'd have tidied up a bit, right?
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