Kotigobba 2 Page #2

- Hi.

Come.

- Help me get up.

My hand is dirty.

As I'm a bachelor. ls it okay?

Disgusting.

- We're shifting things here.

Our hands should be clean

to get the food you provide.

Never mind. I'll climb.

- That's a little difficult at this age.

Is the food tasty?

- Go ask the chef.

Hello. Here. Down here.

Hello. I'm taking off

my shoes as there is God here.

I and my wife got registered.

Whether registered or arranged?

You're happy, aren't you?

I meant we've registered

for the tour of the site.

Oh. Sorry.

It's Sunday.

So I've brought my kids along.

Are all of these kids yours?

They're like my children.

That's my sister-in-law.

Got her in an offer.

I am joking.

Sir should know how many

members there are. Right?

Go sit. We'll adjust.

Thank you so much.

We're going for the tour.

Kid.

- Kid who?

Help the kids get in.

Who gave them birth?

- She says it's me.

So should I help them get in?

- I was joking.

These two look exactly like you.

They are our neighbours. Keep quiet.

You cheat.

Is this why you would

visit our neighbours?

Get in quickly.

- Very rarely did I.

I'll show you once we get home.

Hi. Hi beauty.

Come on.

Hi.

- Coming?

Giving?

I can give myself if you want.

Who wants that? - What else do you want?

A plot in my name.

I don't have a flat.

Just a mat to sleep. Coming?

Find someone else for that.

- I can't find.

I said find for me.

I'll ask the land owner.

- Okay, uncle.

Isn't she bad?

- No. She is fine.

Who switched the fan on?

Turn it that side.

Excuse me. You're Mr. Satya?

Is this your office? - Yes.

Satyam Real Estate.

Yes. You...

Shubha. Subhashini.

Okay. I didn't ask that.

Why are you taking pictures?

Just for proof. - Proof?

We've registered for

the tour of the plot.

Okay. The bus is ready. Go sit.

We'll leave right away.

Hi. I'm Chikanna. ACP.

ACP?

- A commission partner of his.

Give me your hand without hesitation.

- No need.

But I need.

Aunt, my chappals

seems to have come loose.

You're like my sister. Please.

Hi.

- I'm still young.

Lie.

- True.

Mad girls. Come in.

Everyone's in?

- Yes. It's full.

All in?

- Yes.

Can we leave?

- Yes. Most certainly.

Satya. It's the same God, right?

Go ahead. Pray. Pray.

You also pray. It really works.

Move it.

Pack everything I give properly.

Here. Juice. - Thank you so much.

Here. Two for you. Two more please.

Good boy. Give two to the kids too.

They've been asking for water.

- Give them water.

I've habituated them to juice.

- You have.

Or else who? You?

Juice and water is for the same price.

Okay. Then give them two

bottle of water. And three juice.

Poison is also of the same price.

- You have it.

I'm quiet because he's

from my native place.

Papa, I'm not feeling thirsty at all.

It's okay. I gave you the plastic bag.

Put everything they give in it.

That'll be lunch for school for a week.

It means you haven't

come to buy the plot.

We'll see if it's really good.

- We'll see.

Juice? - Want more?

Here. - What's wrong?

What if we don't like the plot?

You'll complain that we ate

to our fill though we bought nothing.

No. We never complain.

Please. Take it. - It's okay.

We'll ask for it on the journey back.

If we like the plot.

Why did you draw the curtains?

You can't see the movie if it's bright?

Why are you playing

a movie we cannot see?

You can't see the movie

if it's bright? - Oh.

They're playing the movie

so that we don't get bored.

It's going to take three hours.

The board says near Mysore.

I'm asking how near. - Three hours.

Which movie are you playing?

- Shivlinga.

Don't play pirated CDS.

If you want original, we have movies

of Uday Kumar and Kalyan Kumar only.

No. Only latest.

If you want latest,

there are piracy CDS only.

Throw away the pirated CDs.

Play only original here.

Otherwise shall we play the song game?

God! All that's boring.

Dubsmash is latest.

I have it on my cell phone.

I'll connect it to the TV.

You can then enjoy it. Okay?

- Yes!

Just a minute.

Go give it.

- Good idea.

Putty, choose a good one.

- Here. Which one?

Durga minds her own business.

But if gets involved

in any matter no one's safe.

My daughter will be the next superstar.

Who is next?

- Her father.

Give it to him.

- It's this loser again.

Clap .Clap.

Double meaning dialogues. Item songs.

All should be banned.

You should be banned first.

Super.

It has been proved that

love and stuff doesn't exist.

It has been proved.

- You rascal. That's my sister-in-law.

O Lord, forgive me

if I've made a mistake.

You should've given me a chance

to form a relationship with you.

Aunty, super.

When are you going to come,

my dream girl?

Once more.

It must be done...

It's all mine.

Who is next?

This girl.

- The one who hasn't spoken a word.

Sister, go for it.

Here. - Talk.

Talk.

Oh.

Now you, Mr. Satya.

Your turn now. - Yes.

Oh no. No.

Go for it. - Okay.

This hand belongs to Karnataka.

These five fingers has

the power of 5 corer Kannadigas.

If I make a fist and

punch that man never gets up.

Oh. Super. Super.

Everyone who buys this

plot will get a gold coin..

...silk sari, loincloth, shirt as gift.

Come on. All ladies and girls.

We've reach Singapore. Get down.

Singapore?

They're making a layout like

that of Singapore. That's why I said.

Please. - Where is the bathroom?

Please. - Dubsmash

was a great time killer.

Come on. - Where is the food?

Over there. Vegetarian. Please.

- Oh. It's vegetarian.

Pack it all in the bag.

Easy. - Quick. Quick.

Grab seats first.

The winners of the lucky

draw we are running...

Look over there.

Railway station and airport

is going to be built here.

There's going to be car parking.

Playground. School. Multiplex.

Such a big hospital.

Temple. Church.

Mosque. Library. Hostel. Gym.

The only thing missing

is the board saying beach.

Brother, one more sweet.

Two more please.

- They come only to eat.

Brother. One more please.

Do they think this is marriage food?

Brother. - What?

One more.

Finish it all.

The entire family will die of diabetes.

First let's pack the sweets.

Once you're done,

pack everything in the bag.

Here.

Fruits don't grow on these trees.

It's only for shade.

For shade?

You should grow trees

that people can eat.

Games are grazing over there.

I'm talking about people eating.

You're talking about cattle grazing.

- Satya.

I'm asking him something.

First tell me about the food.

- Food is all you can think about. Jackass.

Please. Talk in turns.

You called me jackass.

I said two sites. I've bought three.

My God! Three sites.

Then you'll be the

president of this place.

Me? - Only an intelligent

man like you can handle all this.

Ranganna has bought three sites.

Clap, everyone.

Oh. Oh.

Stop. Why are you clapping for me?

Correct. - I'm going to buy

another site. Look, here's the money.

I have to buy another site. Wait. Wait.

- Select a good site.

He called me a jackass.

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