Krampus: The Devil Returns Page #3

Ah, that poor lady.

We were just talking about that.

Hey, Jeremy, listen to me.

Seriously, I am sorry for bringing you

back under these circumstances.

Yeah.

Man, this place brings back memories.

What made you sell this place, Harry?

A**holes. Dealing with drunken a**holes.

You been gone for five years.

A lot's changed.

The place has turned to sh*t.

The whole town.

Crime is the business at hand now.

So, uh, Gil asked if I could come back

and give him a hand.

I know the community, I know the people,

and, you know, how to deal with it.

- And we got a missing kid problem.

- Yep.

- Yeah.

- You can't catch him,

and if you do, look what happens.

Look what happened to my family.

- Jeremy, Jeremy, I, uh...

- You can't kill him, Harry.

This is what he does.

This is what he's always done.

And then he does it all again.

Jeremy, I understand you're frustrated.

I really do.

What if we catch him?

Like really catch him and contain him

so he can't do this anymore,

just... it'll make it all stop.

I don't know, maybe.

We can't give up, all right? We can't.

It's happening sooner. There's never

been reoccurrences like this in the past.

It's way more erratic,

and he's taking way more children.

All right, do you guys have any idea why?

We got some theories.

Maybe, uh, his powers are dwindling.

Maybe he's dying, he's reaching.

- What about this?

- Where'd you get that?

This... this. Is she still alive?

Jeremy, we never found

anything from your daughter.

Anything.

We found a body part from every

other missing child, except her.

Jeremy! Go talk to him.

Jeremy.

Hey.

Don't give up.

My son, he's dead and buried,

but your daughter,

she could still be out there.

So don't give up.

The lambs will lead

themselves to slaughter.

Look what we have here.

I can't believe they're actually here.

You know, this looks almost too easy.

Natasha, stay here.

You're joking.

Stuart was pretty adamant

about us being on point here.

You would not believe the maintenance

of it versus fresh water aquariums.

Guy who finally could totally relate

to my farting turtles,

and I just knew that you are my, uh...

uh, okay.

- F*** you.

- Going for a ride, boy!

- Tough guy, huh?

- Shut up.

What the f***'s going on now?

Got him on possession,

got him on assault...

Enough, get him in the f***ing car!

Get him in the f***ing car!

Oh, you guys are so tough.

Man, five years.

Come back for one day and that f***ing

Brian Hatt guy comes back to haunt me.

- Where'd Lori go?

- I think she went to the bathroom, I...

Nah, she never came back in.

She must've jumped in with Gil.

Oh, hey, when you tackled that shithead...

he dropped his keys.

Let's finish these up and go check

his car out, see what we can find.

- Salut.

- Nostrovia.

Freeze!

You f***ing b*tch!

Smells like bacon.

F*** you!

Your nipples are hard.

Enough!

Are you okay?

No.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Go ahead, b*tch.

My mama always told me

to f*** what you kill.

Lucky for you...

I only like blondes.

Let's go, Miss Piggy.

This is it.

Left his cellphone.

Take him to the Kelly house?

I know where that is, man.

It's like two hours away.

I'll call the Captain.

Gil, it's Jeremy.

Hey, that guy you just took in?

He left his keys there.

We found a cellphone.

Said take him to, to the Kelly house?

You know where that is?

Yeah.

No, I thought she was with you.

All right, we gotta get out there.

How long will it take you to get ready?

Mm, two hours is too long,

we need to go right now.

All right, see you there.

- All right, let's go, man, jump in.

- Let's go.

- F***!

- What's up, boss?

Trevor is in jail and Natasha's MIA.

What about TJ?

Baby, where are you? You all right?

Okay, good. Yes, I know.

You did? Really?

Very cool. You bet.

Okay, see you in a minute.

That was Natasha, she's on

her way here with a lady cop.

- Well?

- We went in to get Jeremy and...

- And did you?

- No.

No, that's right, you didn't.

And where is Trevor?

Well, some bigass mountain dude

came barreling at me.

That's not what I asked you.

Trevor is in jail,

and I was lucky to get away.

Right, right. You must be tired.

Please, take a seat.

- Where is she?

- In the car.

- Secure?

- She ain't going anywhere.

Please, have a seat.

What do you want me to do, boss?

So, let me get this straight.

We finally get a lead to Jeremy Duffin,

the man who murdered my brother.

I send who I thought

were the best men for the job,

- but obviously I was mistaken.

- Boss, I can...

You pathetic piece of sh*t,

you left Natasha!

- Let me explain.

- I had one request, do you remember?

- Yes.

- I asked you to look after her, TJ!

- One simple, little request!

- I... can, I...

I, I, I! I, you scumbag motherf***er!

You didn't know

it didn't have one in the pipe?

Well, Rick, I didn't!

- Jesus Christ!

- I need new men.

No man has ever left me but my dead Mama.

F***! Baby, where the hell

you think you're going?

The girl, in the car.

All right then.

Grab your gear. We're taking a ride.

I've got a feeling we'll get to see

my brother's killer tonight.

Is everything okay?

I can't believe this is real.

I just can't wrap my head around this.

Wish you didn't have to.

This is not where we're gonna find Lori.

This is where we're gonna

find your monster.

Oh, my God.

- What?

- Shh, I'll be back.

Heather.

If you're alive, I'll find you.

Heather.

Isn't our daughter beautiful?

I should leave his ass out here to freeze,

but that'd be too f***ing easy.

Cut him down and bring his ass inside.

You go get the pork chops in the car.

Hey, Jeremy.

You busy?

How's it hanging?

Oh, Jesus. Oh.

One of your friends?

Oh, Monk.

Don't worry.

You look so much better than him.

What do you say we get you down, huh?

- Do you remember a Brian Hatt?

- Yeah, he's a piece of sh*t.

He died five years ago today!

And guess what? His little brother's

here to celebrate the anniversary.

- You f***ing kill me. Go ahead, kill me.

- Oh, we will.

First...

we play. Let's go!

- The cabin's that way.

- You know what?

You've been naughty.

Shut up!

Come on! I don't have all day.

Let's go, that way!

Let's go! Come on!

Faster!

They got 'em.

Yeah, Lori, too.

Who?

Stuart Hatt and his whole crew.

Sh*t!

Okay, gather up, gather,

here's what we're gonna do.

- Sweep up around this side of their house.

- Got ya, boss.

Should I call for back-up?

- What?

- Just go around that side.

- Busting my f***ing balls.

- Just shut up and go. Go.

Christmas has come early this year.

This'll do fine.

That's some Rambo sh*t right there.

Take his shirt off. I wanna finish this

while it's still my brother's anniversary.

What's that?

Man, you into some crazy sh*t.

Number eight? You a NASCAR fan?

Well, gentlemen,

start your motherfucking engines!

So I'm curious.

Is this your new girlfriend?

Get off her and let's get on with this.

- We've got company.

- Who?

Lock and load, boys,

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