Krian Fiction

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Hey.

Who's that?

Oh it's you!

Still got trouble with me?

Wanna mess with me huh?

Get your ass over here!

I'm at the shop behind the school.

I'm kinda tall,

with stupid hair.

I'm quite dark.

Wearing a striped T-shirt.

Shortish hair.

I'm sucking on a lollipop.

I look like a retard.

Tough guy eh?

I'm wearing a white T-shirt with a dog.

I look like an a**hole.

I'm reading a magazine.

Sports Weekly.

Show your face, f***er!

I've changed my mind.

Now I'm reading Siam Sports.

Be quick!

Hey!

Your lollipop!

Smartass huh?

Come here!

Hey!

- What?

- You're messin' with me?

Easy bro!

Right, a white T-shirt with a dog.

- What's up bro?

- Punk!

- You're messin' with my friend?

- Hot sh*t eh? / Not me!

You got the wrong guy man!

Get him!

- These two!

- Hey, you're f***in' with my buddy?

- Wanna fight?

- It's you two!

- It's him!

- These two!

Think you're a hotshot?

What?

I'm not afraid of you!

What?

Mon!

Mon who?

Who're you calling Mon?

Bye sir!

Go go!

Hi I'm Tee Pongpol,

today I'll show you my special talent.

Do you remember?

People think our videos are dumb sh*t.

I don't they're dumb sh*t.

We shoot. We upload. We share it.

Shoot. Upload. And share...

Everybody loves our "Punk Fiction" videos.

That's Tee.

The friend who always comes up crazy ideas

for you guys to work on.

I'm thinking about a movie screenplay.

It's about all of us.

It's about something you all want to do but haven't.

Because I f*** it up!

Anyway...

I've started writing it.

But I haven't finished.

I want to write the ending with you.

Just like when you write the beginning with me.

GRADE 10

One, two, three, four...

One, two, three, four...

It all begins when...

Top,

our senior and head of drama club.

He's a fan of our Punk Fiction videos.

He thinks we're funny and shameless.

So he's asked us to join the club

to spice up the play he's directing.

- I've brought the boys here.

- Right, I'll see them later.

What the f*** are you doing?

Don't film her!

No I'm not!

Music!

But what's really made us join the club is...

In this vast forest...

I've found many adventures...

I've made friends with trees and flowers...

That's a cabin in the wood! Is anybody in there?

I'll open the door,

maybe someone's waiting for me right there...

Ploydao...

If there's a checklist of an ideal woman...

She fits every single one of them.

Insiders report that

Ploydao will only date a boy who meets three requirements.

1. No boozing, no smoking, no misbehaving.

2. GPA 3.5 or above.

3. No trying to get her into bed. Sex is a no-no.

So she doesn't have that many candidates to pick from.

Because those who fit her specification are only morons.

Or...

Are you the one I've been waiting for?

Yes, the one and only!

The first time I see you...

I know you're the one I've been dreaming of.

Stop! Stop!

Pang, what are you trying to pull?

You're the hunter.

It's Snow White and the Hunter,

not Snow White and a sissy!

Man up, will you!

Tough it up! Show me you're a man!

I can't! I never feel like a man!

Why don't you let me play a witch instead?

Forget it!

That's my role.

Top!

Why do I have to stick to the role?

That fat b*tch doesn't even fit the description.

A witch has to be alluring... and I'm alluring!

Why don't you let me bring out my real charm?

I can't do this!

There's a bunch of men who're dying to play the hunter!

No!

Ploydao won't hold hands with a man, you know it!

If we take you out, we have to take Ploydao out too!

No!

No one else will play Snow White except Ploydao!

If you can't do it, just leave!

"Can't you see there's a bunch of princesses

waiting to become a queen!"

Please my dear!

This is so awesome!

Top!

We're through!

Alright,

15 minutes break.

Mon, you do it! You look like one!

No, I can't!

I'll get a boner if I touch a woman!

Boner your ass!

You, Oat!

F*** off! I have to make a video!

What?

Tee, I think you're perfect!

- You look so gay!

- Right! / Your lips are rosy!

- No, leave me alone!

- Your eyes too!

- Cut it out!

- Sparkling eyes! / Sissy!

I won't do it!

- Come on!

- Rosy lips!

A**holes!

Are you the one I've been waiting for?

The one and only... The first time I see you,

Thank God for my talents in singing and dancing.

Above all... my performance is totally convincing.

You're the love I've been dreaming of...

Our kiss will seal this eternal love...

Ploydao!

Why didn't you hold his hand?

I don't know... I feel weird.

I've never hold hands with a boy before.

Tee is gay!

He's right, I'm gay!

I don't feel comfortable.

I'll do it in the show, okay?

Of course it's okay!

Let's throw a party for our new leading man!

- Shut up!

- You're so damn lucky.

Lucky? I have to be gay for days!

If I got to be Ploydao's boyfriend,

I wouldn't mind being gay forever!

- A**hole!

- Hang on! If you're gay, will she let you bonk her?

Right.

Come on, you morons!

Girls love doing it with gay guys!

I've seen it in porn movies.

- Ouch! Ouch!

- What kind of girls do it with a fag!

Nonsense, let's go!

Hey!

Hey!

Even though it's hard

I can go through it because I have friends like you.

What're you looking at?

Hot chick.

When are you going home?

Hey Tee.

You're here.

This is Khet.

Tee, my brother.

Go home now.

Brother or father?

Watch your mouth.

Please.

Don't mind him.

Tee's a pain in the ass.

I'll go before midnight, okay?

Good evening, Khet.

You're with...

Look...

This dick...

He's your buddy?

Yes sir.

Lucky he's dating your sister,

and lucky I was there in time,

or he'd have blown your brains out right back there.

Blow me, like a blow-job?

Don't be a smartass! I'm serious.

Khet is a son of a military bigwig.

So powerful he can do anything.

Why do you have to be possessive of your sis?

She's not a child.

Because I have no one else.

That's enough, I'm beat!

It's me.

What's up?

Tonight at the theater...

I'll be in a school play.

Will you come back late?

Yes.

Anything else?

No.

I'm leaving now.

Welcome to the annual performance

of the school's Drama Club.

In co-operation with Kad Theater.

This year we're proud to present

"Snow White and the Hunter: A Musical"

I feel weird about this... will I trip?

Just wear it.

Don't worry.

Let's go hear Ploydao sing.

In this vast forest...

I've found many adventures...

I've made friends with trees and flowers...

Everything feels like the sweetest dream.

If I could pick just a single memory of my life...

it'd certainly be this one.

Is anybody in there?

I'll open the door, maybe someone's waiting for me...

The love I've been waiting for but I can't see...

Just one kiss will change my destiny...

Cue the hunter.

He's ready.

Let's roll.

Are you the one I've been waiting for?

Yes, the one and only!

The first time I see you...

I know you're the one I've been dreaming of.

The love I've been waiting for, that's you!

Our first kiss will seal our eternal luvvv...

Suddenly, it's like when you're watching a movie

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