Krisha Page #2
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- 2015
- 83 min
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onto the cutting board
You ready?
Yes.
Whoa, baby.
Let you in on a little
secret there, Krisha.
I f***ing hate dogs.
Hi-four-and-a-half!
Your goddamn sister.
Oh, god...
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki...
You sure married into the right
family for a guy who hates dogs.
If it ain't strays,
it's shelters...
The fosters that
she falls in love with.
She gets behind the glow box, there, and
she's on the websites finding the dogs
and they're just a bunch of a**hole-licking
menaces as far as I'm concerned.
Oh, come on...
No, I just as soon...
I have a soft appreciation for
euthanasia, I'll tell you what.
Oh, my god.
Chase!
All that sh*t talk, man!
That's 100 bucks!
That's $50 right there.
I'll tell you what...
Why don't you cook two of these dogs
tonight? Would you do that for me?
Then we'd be down to 14.
Would you do that for me? It doesn't
even have to be the pony over there.
Everybody all right out there?
Let's go again. Come on.
Okay, there.
Ugh!
All right.
Let's see...
We have that...
Mine do, too.
Mine's right here.
Well, you're in the locker room, so if
there's anything you want to divulge.
And between me, you and the
fence posts, I never offered.
Okay, then let me just ask
are you still on all the
blood pressure medications?
A lot of the blood thinners.
Couple of beta blockers. Uh...
What about the... Are you doing
anything to counteract that? Any...
- Viagra?
- Whatever?
Yeah. Sh*t fire, man. I've got an erection
that you can hang a damp topcoat on.
Okay.
Strong. Strong.
We should not have even opened the...
It's a strong, proud erection!
The worm can is too
full for me now, so...
Speaking of worms, I tell you what...
Let's put the lid.
At best, this is a garden snake.
It's a king cobra!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Some days are better than others
as far as the litany of pharmaceuticals
that I am acquainted with.
Oh, and you know what,
I hear you,
because mine are all legal
right now, believe it or not,
but, um, I hear you on that one.
Yeah.
Oh, sh*t.
Come on, chase, come on.
Come on! Come on.
Chase! Chase!
Shut up!
He's older than I am.
He's older than I am.
I'm actually... okay, god,
I am working on... Get out
of here, bone-ugly thing.
I am working on becoming
a more spiritual person.
And I mean, I am working on it.
I am working on finding
Well, I'll tell you what,
it's a daily investment.
Um, and I am good with the
expletives and the superlatives
and I know I am
but good god almighty,
I try, you know.
I put up an awful
lot with Vicki.
If these 12 f***ing
dogs are any indication.
But we have beautiful children.
Oh, my god... you do.
And this brand new... Did you
check out the pupa in there?
How about that little...
So sweet.
I know.
We needed a baby.
I know. She's gonna fetch...
price in the market, she is.
Oh, my... Did I not tell you?
We're gonna sell that baby.
Are you kidding me?
A full-headed white
baby like that!
Stop.
Six digits, easy.
You are too much.
I'd get $100,000.
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
Trey!
Trey, can you come here please?
- Yeah, one second.
- Thanks.
Volume, please. There's a
sleeping baby in the game.
- I can't...
- What port is this?
What? I don't know. This
is the old USB port.
I just got so much going on.
I got so much in my mind.
I'm juggling so many things. I'm
juggling, like, five things right now.
All right, all right.
Just chill.
And then there's this, "do not
plug this device into your PC
"until all the installation
steps have been performed."
Like, when was
I gonna find this?
When was I gonna find this?
Where did you find it?
On the... on the floor.
Okay, so it's not talking to...
those are all my files.
Yeah, I got it. I got it. Those
are all my patient files.
And they're not talking to each
other, I don't understand.
All right, did... Will you give
me that cord, the blue one?
What, this?
Yeah, the blue one.
I mean, if I need something new,
it's going to be another $1500.
I know. And then it's
gonna be a year.
It's going to be like a year
before I get anything set up!
I know.
You know, I need this...
What...
What is that?
You're good.
It was the wrong cord. You had the right
USB port. Well, how did you know that?
Oh, god.
It was all the cord.
It was just the cord?
Yeah.
You know, just got a lot
of financial, you know...
I'm just under a lot of financial
strain right now, and, uh...
You doing all right?
Yeah. I'm good.
I just want to get you
set up as soon as possible.
Yeah, I do, too. That's...
that's what I'm doing.
I know. I know. One more semester.
Yeah.
Almost there.
Yeah.
You need anything else? No, no.
I'm good. I'm good.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm good.
You're okay with all of this, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm all right.
All right, come here.
All right, call me if you need me.
All right.
Hello, Dr. Becker.
Steve, how are you buddy? Hey.
About that golf game...
"Atheena was madly in love
with this super cute boy."
"And a sweet little girl
who just loved her cat, Twinx.
"The lovely, purple-haired
yogurt slinger.
"But I couldn't understand his
jibber jabber, so I shot him."
Jesus, that was good. It got dark.
It got really dark.
"Chase and Alex look like little
boys at the catholic church.
"They dreaded drowning
into an elephant's waterhole
"and we swam naked with
unicorns that told us secrets
"and the secrets were gold."
That's good.
That's really good.
Is it all right if I just have a
little catch-up with you? Yeah, sure.
"They were the very best part of
the action drama Terminator 2..."
"The action drama?"
"Made Logan feel very amazing about
himself..." Just come find me.
Okay.
Just woo me a little,
because you never woo me.
You just show up
and you're like,
"hey, honey, I'm kind of horny.
"I woke up with a boner this morning.
Let's bang a little before I go to work."
Also,
"can you toast my muffin?"
I don't say,
"let's bang a little."
I don't use the phrase,
"bang a little."
Well, it feels like you do.
What do you say? You say, "hey
babe, I woke up with a boner."
That you do say.
Yeah, because that's a fact.
That's just... "Hey babe,
I woke up with a boner.
"I feel pretty big today.
"Let's just get one in real quick.
You know what I mean.
"Get one in?"
Yeah, get one in.
Ugh! That is not...
What?
Like... do you know
anything about women?
These come up. These come up.
What does?
The bed.
Oh, my god!
This?
Yeah. The "up" button.
Would you do that?
Would you...
Oh, in a heartbeat. Oh, yeah.
You would?
You wouldn't pay like a lot
of money for that, though?
It depends on how much it was.
I think it's like
per woman, right?
Yeah, probably for sure.
I think it's a...
Guys, I prefer to leave this door open.
Oh, sh*t!
- Uncle David.
- What...
Hey, uncle David
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