Krishnarjuna Yuddham

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Your package is ready.

It will reach you in max 15 to 20 days.

Keep the money ready.

Okay, Bye.

Oh no... President sir did you see this?

What is this? Birds are spoiling the crop.

Where is Krishna go?

Hey, leg brake is giving trouble

engage the hand brake

Ok dude

"I hope everything is

fine with you Anjaneya?"

"Is Yayathi who in your

shelter fearing death.."

How many ever times you say dude,

it was Paruchuri brothers who wrote that

You dirty faced rascal.

I will hit you with slipper

if you say that again

It was written by Rajamouli's

father Vijayendra Prasad.

Do we bet on it dude?

It's a bet dude.

Fix, let's go.. Go.

Hey!

What Krishna? I asked you to come for seeding

and you came at the time of harvesting?

What is this delay?

Am I the gate keeper to come early?

I am King of Dwaraka, Lord Krishna

I should come late

Ok but we had been into

a discussion all the way

You settle it as an elder between us

First listen to me dude..

What would you say and we listen, idiot?

First clear our doubt

Say, what is that?

Nothing dude

Mahabharata

we have Mahabharata right?

This scholar says

Paruchuri brothers wrote it

and a greatest scholar that I am have

bet that Vijayendra Prasad wrote it

Tell me who is correct?

Being in the getups of Krishna and Balarama

it is a dreaded sin not

knowing who wrote Mahabharata

Vyasa has written that

Your face will swell if you lie

saying Vyasa and so on, idiot

He is feeling jealous about our knowledge,

dude

Hey dude

Yes

- Hi!

How did I draw?

Sri Krishna Leelalu licking

Hey rascal, it is not licking but a play

Are you kidding me?

I have been drawing this from the morning

Why didn't you say this earlier?

you irresponsible fellow.

Dude!

Listen to this poem and say how it is

Ok, sing

(Sanskrit poem)

What dude

Do you have sister in this drama.

Idiot...I am not saying about sister

I will take away the sarees

of babes singing this poem

What taking away

all the girls are angry on you

Why, for coming late?

Because you came

Yes

They are saying that, it is better to put

the hand in a juicer than to act with you

Where are the babes?

No one talk to him.

What baby

Hey womanizer, we fell into your clutches

It seems you are overacting instead

of singing the song? Come on let's go

Where to come?

After listening to the entire Ramayana, a

lazy idiot like you asked who Dharmaraj is..

Where is Dharamaraj in Ramayana dude?

Ahh!

He would be there, after hitting

so strongly not only Dharmaraj but,

There would also be Rebel Star Krishnam Raju

and editor Gautham Raju too in Ramayana.

That's right.

I mugged up all the poems working

hard over night for you, baby

Now shall I sing all of them while

bathing if we do not play this drama?

You sing wherever you wish to

We can even do the play with this dark fellow

who mends tire punctures but not with you

Dude!

I told you while putting on the makeup

Getup of Krishna would be

more apt for me than you?

Here, take this and give me that flute

I am telling you right away, listen to me

I will not take your sarees even

if you give them to me yourselves

Get lost girls.. come dude..

You go dude, I will take her number and come

Hey

- Yeah?

Crap!

(murmering)

Hey babe... what is this get up?

Can't you see..? get up of Sita

You are looking great in the dress dear

I... am... loving you...

Love..?

It is better to cut the neck and die

than let you tie the knot in the neck

What are those dangerous words girl?

Anyway what is there in you other

than that stubbornness and rigidity?

Why should anybody marry you?

Are there any properties behind you?

Do not talk rubbish girl!

Keep watching..

an Angel would come for me in a chariot

Yes, she will come. If that happens,

I will go around the village shaving my head

Why take risk girl?

we cannot bear seeing you with hair, if you

shave your head then dogs will be after you.

Careful

Dogs are better than you, go rascal

Get out idiot

Sarpanch called for a meeting under the

banyan tree as you were not at the fields

All are waiting there for you

ARJUN! ARJUN! ARJUN! ARJUN!

Alright, let us go ask someone here

Hi...

Hi!

- Are you excited being here?

I am so excited, I am dying to see Arjun

Wow!

Alright.. I have someone else also here

Hi

- Hi!

Tell me are a huge fan of Arjun?

I love him!

I am ready for one night

stand to go with him

Oh careful, your mom must be watching this

I love you Arjun!

It is my mom!

Did you just see that magic?

Arjun Jay prakash

the Indian originated rock star has

a huge fan following across the world

They are crazy about him

Best friend cum Manager of Arjun

Brahmaji is with us. Sir!

yes

If you are making so many wait for Arjun, you

look to have planned his entry very specially?

I would plan his entry or exit

only if I know where he is

Get out rascal?

Every fellow questions me

Don't know where he is..

I am dying with this fellow

What? This is breaking news!

We are waiting for him

You cheater!

I do not know what you do

Our concert should start in 5 minutes, ok

You understand?

Okay sir..

- Okay?

Sorry

Yeah tell me.

Get out you mad dog!

It is better to jump into a manhole

than to be as a manager for him

No idea which position he is in.

Arjun

Arjun

Arjun, all are waiting there

Late entry always gives a super

kick for all those who wait

Don't worry

I am not a guest for this marriage

to go late, I am the bride

Okay, bye.

It's not about opening mouth..

You should have minimum common sense

to knock before opening the door

You come Jessi

You..

Are you not understanding what I said?

She is feeling shy.

No, she is in fear.

What?

Why is she into fear seeing you?

You are after all a waiter.

He is not waiter.. but Peter

My fiance..

Hi bro

congratulations

You know it is very difficult to get

a girl with a character like Jessi

Lucky fellow!

So sorry bro, I thought you

were a waiter seeing your outfit

Chill... chill bro

Actually I am a designer

Jessi asked me to set

her dress as it was tight

Actually... it is almost set

Is it okay?

- Ok, yeah..

It is okay now.

Hey,

You think I would believe it

if you say you are a designer?

You know what Sigmund Freud said?

You will not actually understand

if I tell you in such situations

Jessi.. it's time for me to leave

One question before I leave

You know why do they put

windows in houses and churches?

for wind to flow in

Wrong answer

Catch him

Go, go... Faster...

faster... faster.

Damn..

Arjun... Arjun... Come on...

Turn this party up Turn the volume up

Turn this party up Cuz

we like it loud in here

Turn this party up I said,

Turn the volume up

Make some noise If I can't hear you scream

Then y'all can get out of here

Who could walk a stage like this like this

Set the stage on fire like this like this

Say.. who could walk a stage like this like

this Set the stage on fire like this like this

Tara rara ratha lets go crazy

Tara rara ratha all my babies

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