Kuffs Page #7

how's the dog.

Hello.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

I'm, uh, sorry about the car, Ted.

Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God...

By the way,

do you have a gun?

Of course I don't have a gun.

I'm on suspension.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

I hate to say it,

but I don't have a gun either.

You weren't prepared

for this, were you?

Mmm.

Yeah, gimme that 12-gauge.

Two boxes of double aught.

Let me have two 9-millimeters

and a couple boxes of shells.

How many guys

are gonna be there?

At least four, and Sammy.

Give me that. 44 magnum

and a Sig 226.

You think I could have

one of these 12-gauges also?

Is this gonna be

cash or charge, officers?

I'll pay you back.

You have no conception

of what you owe me.

Can we return these

when we're done?

Ah, I didn't think so.

Let's take it out of

the billion you owe me.

Kuffs and Bukovsky just bought a shitload

of guns over at Bradford's.

The chief waited

six months for this car.

I screwed up

big time here, Favaro.

Put out an APB for 'em.

Your money's

in the briefcase.

Can't come up here, buddy.

We're repaving.

Hi, there. Why don't you turn around

and keep your hands on your head?

You got any rope?

Tape?

Okay, let's go.

Why don't you wait for us here?

We shouldn't be too long.

- Hey!

- Yo.

He's obviously a lot smarter

than we are.

How do you load

one of these things?

What?

How do you load one of these...

I heard you!

You take the shells

and you put 'em in here.

When you've got in as many

as you can, you cock it back to fire.

Like this?

Shh.

It's okay.

Pleasure doing business

with you, Mr. Ikawa.

- Van's on me.

- Thank you.

Hey!

- Sammy, how are you?

- God must love fools.

Everyone keep their hands

where I can see 'em.

All right, now I hate to

repeat myself, but you're all under arrest.

Now, come up from around the cars

and lay down on the ground or something.

- Yeah, that's good.

- That's a 12-gauge pump, boys.

It's only got three shots.

He can't get us all!

Well, now we know he can add

and he can subtract.

So, who wants to be

next here?

There's a shoot-out on top of a parking

structure on Powell.

- They think Kuffs and Bukovsky.

- Sh*t. Why me?

He's in the elevator.

I'm gonna cut him off. Cover me!

Wait a minute. Wait!

You call that coverage?

You didn't wait for me.

All right,

he's gettin' away.

This time cover me, okay?

This time, run!

Okay, go! Go!

Sure?

Damn!

You don't stand a chance, guys.

Drop your weapons and

come out with your hands up.

Jesus!

How the hell did you guys find us?

Cab company.

Flyin' through the air.

Super baby!

Whoo!

Whoo.

Look at that little face.

Hello!

What beautiful eyes.

Rockette.

Well, obviously, I never

actually made it to Brazil.

Ted and the chief's wife

decided to go instead.

The chief was pretty angry

about his car, now, wasn't he?

What'd he do to Teddy?

He went, bing, bing, bing!

Yes, he did.

Yeah, I decided to stay in San Francisco

and marry Maya.

I really loved her

all along, you know.

See, this is

our daughter, Sarah.

Say hi to the folks

right there, Sarah.

Hello-bee. Hello.

I thought you were

giving her her bath.

No, we were

waiting for you.

Oh, come on, Sarah.

Daddy's a big silly.

There she goes.

Oh, my pretty baby.

Come on. Let's go take a bath.

Let's go take a bath,

Sarah. Come on!

Bah-dah-bum.

My piglet.

Are you mommy's girl?

My life!

Well, she came up

with the idea...

of me taking the high school

equivalency exam...

so I could keep

the business.

Believe it or not,

I actually passed the thing.

And then we decided

to expand.

So we borrowed a little bit of money

from her parents...

and, uh, bought

a whole 'nother district.

Yeah, she's a clever girl.

Women.

If it weren't for them,

there'd be no civilization.

See ya!

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